Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

She wrapped her arms around my neck while mom hugged Ryan. “Tut tut! No naughty time until she’s got four legs,” Godfrey said, wagging his finger. *Fucking buzzkill,* Ryan said, over mind-link. *If he only knew,* I said back, kissing her again. *What he doesn’t know won’t kill him,* Ryan said, laughing. *Was that the wolf equivalent of a dad joke? Cause it was really fucking bad,* I said, shaking my head.

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Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

Quinn snickers and puts it in the cart. “What’s so funny?” “Come on,” she says, holding up the carrot. “What?” She hikes up an eyebrow. “Do you have to be a serious fuddy-duddy all the time now that you’re a doctor?” “Fuddy-duddy?” “Yeah, a fuddy-duddy.” “I’ve never heard an adult say that.” She rolls her eyes. “Well, you are one. You can’t say you didn’t think the same thing I did when you saw that deformed carrot.”

Ayeeee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural because I'm used to talking to myself. And my corny jokes really help my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessity for me so that I wouldn't lose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?

"My adorable anorak, Professor Bennett." "Anorak?" she laughed. "What kind of crazy Brit slang word is that?" "Yeah, I think you Yanks call them nerds or geeks. That's you. An artsy anorak that I adore." I turned her head to mine and met her lips for another kiss. I knew we were both remembering our ridiculous chat in the car that morning about the professor detaining the misbehaving student. Which would be her, the professor, and me, the misbehaving student.

“It’s not funny!” “Oh my god,” he wheezed, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. “Elliot. You absolute idiot.” He straightened up, his grin wide and devastating. “You can’t use p**n as a reference. That’s like learning to drive by watching a Formula One race.” “I didn’t know that!” I protested, my embarrassment now mingling with a flicker of indignation.

I say with a huge smile on my face. "Remember when I invited you to my tree house but you couldn't climb up the tree." She said whilst laughing "you were so sure that we'd fall and you kept talking about how unsafe tree houses were and how many people have died from climbing trees blah blah blah." Ronnie's laughing got louder as she kept recalling what went down that day. I looked away as I felt embarrassment wash over me. I was such a nerd those days. I still am but a least now I don't go around declaring how unsafe the world is.

Andu howled with laughter in my mind. "Because I can't spell that? Seriously. You spell it then." I told him annoyed with his commentary, which only made him laugh more. "Sound it out dummy. 411, you should go drive, Off a cliff please. She's being a smart ass & your dumb ass asked how to spell it! I like our new mate, she's funny." He broke it down for me, laughing at me the entire time. I couldn't help but to chuckle at her childishness. Andu was right, I'm a dummy, and she definitely got me with that one. He was never going to let me live it down either.

I asked him confused and amused " Ohh you started with your stupidity!? Huh!?" He facepalmed himself then said," WORKSHEETS, MISTAKES, PUNISHMENT, 1MINUTE FOR EVERY MISTAKE." " Ohh ohh I got it now." I said smiling awkwardly I murdered the joke badly! " Yeah, good Nerd but so stupid." He said " Whatever... Have a good time with your lovely sister this weekend." I teased smirking " What? Why should I? Why are you smirking?" He acted