Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

his cocky smile said all about him that he was nothing but a jerk. The nerdy-looking guy just sat still on his chair not being able to say anything in front of those seeming thugs. "Now you will not even open your mouth, do I need to remind you who am I?" the new guy could not help but chuckle at the overly-used dialogue. The blue-eyed guy was offended by his chuckle and now his whole attention diverted to him and the poor nerdy boy was thanking God internally. "Oh... Oh... Oh... new guy, you seem quite young. Did you mistake our class as fresher's? Huh." he said and started to laugh along with his minions as if he had cracked a massive joke.

He might have been one of those who had a crush on me. I was quite a looker. I nearly patted myself on the back. "We were nerds?" I raised an eyebrow. Suddenly, Andrew burst out laughing, just as the other members of his company did. "To them, yes," Andrew said. "I was into nerd stuff so bad. I loved UFOs and other funny stuff like that. I loved dinosaurs. I loved books about dragons. It set a few words to me in senior high. But I'm sure you must have heard this at least a million times—you are very beautiful."

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

The heart first then the baby,then the U and the eye. "Heart,baby,U,eye".I said confuse. "Why don't you set them out the way you got them". I shrug and place them in the way I found them. "Baby,eyes,heart and U's".I said,still confuse "Baby I love you" Jack said rolling his eyes. I look at the picture again and then I saw it. "Ahh I get it".I giggled. "For a nerd,you're dumb as fuck." "For a friend you're mean".I pout and Trent laugh.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

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“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

I knew what I said was crazy as soon as it came out of my mouth but I did not expect the outburst of laughter from Narin after I had dropped my incredible idea. For a full minute, Narin was a cackling mess and her laughter was punctuated with coughs and wheezes so infectious, that I could not help but join in her laughter. “Oh my gosh, Nyx!” Narin managed to voice out amidst her round of laughter. “I know I said to voice out the first thing that pops into your mind but I definitely did not expect something as outrageous as that…I love it!” “Why, thank you, Miss Narin.” I mock-bowed, earning myself a kick from Narin.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.