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Leia Welsh, the ex-ice hockey pro turned college student overnight, is faced with a life-altering decision after a career-ending injury, or so everyone thinks. Offered the chance to coach the men's hockey team, Leia must prove herself to a bunch of rowdy childish men who probably only listen to Taylor Swift. Especially Kohl Warren, the junior player with a major sexual issues with her. Amidst the chaos of college hormones and hockey sticks flying everywhere, Leia and Kohl form an unlikely bond. Can they put aside their differences and win the big game? Or will their egos clash and ruin it all?

After two months of surviving on her own, Kieran returns to Concord, stepping straight back into the suffocating warmth of family love she isn’t sure she’s ready for. Fresh from a funeral and carrying wounds no one fully understands, she’s greeted by watchful grandparents, anxious relatives, and questions about a future that no longer feels like hers to decide. Concord is familiar, comforting even, but it’s also filled with memories she hasn’t healed from. Chief among them is Lucas, the boy who was once her best friend and then, without warning, walked away. No explanation. No goodbye. Just silence that hurt deeper than any fight ever could. His absence lingers, heavy with unanswered questions and unspoken feelings Kieran has never allowed herself to name. Seeking space, Kieran escapes to her favorite spot by the lake, hoping for peace. Instead, fate intervenes. The unmistakable growl of a motorcycle announces Lucas’s return, changed, bigger, sharper, and undeniably no longer the boy she remembers. One glance is enough to shatter the fragile calm she’s built. The past isn’t buried. It’s right next door. As summer begins, Kieran is forced to confront unresolved hurt, broken trust, and the dangerous pull of someone who once knew her better than anyone else. Some friendships don’t end cleanly...and some feelings refuse to stay buried.

Sudah jatuh tertimpa tangga pula, peribahasa yang menggambarkan Gendis Padmawati. Ia diselingkuhi sang suami dan jika menuntut bercerai harus membagi harta gono gini. Memang laki-laki bernama Reyhan Atmajaya tidak tahu diri. Reyhan menutut sepertiga dari harta yang dimiliki Gendis selama lima tahun pernikahan mereka. Lantas, apakah Gendis akan memberikan uang dan harta lainnya atau sebaliknya? Namun, kenyataannya, Reyhan kesulitan saat berpisah dari Gendis. Lalu, apa yang sebenarnya dilakukan oleh Gendis?

“Why do you keep looking at me like I’ve died before?” Elion’s voice trembles—half accusation, half fear. Cale freezes. He shouldn’t know. He shouldn’t remember. But he does. Every scream. Every last breath. Every timeline where Elion slipped through his hands. After a viral scandal destroys his career, Elion joins a reality dating show hoping to fix his reputation. The last thing he expects is a partner who knows his coffee order, his sleeping habits, his childhood lullaby—things he never shared on camera. And when time itself begins to glitch around him, Elion starts asking the question Cale has spent lifetimes trying to avoid: “Have we… met before?” Because Cale isn’t human. He’s a reaper who has rewound time again and again just to keep Elion alive—each reset costing him pieces of his memory. Now the countdown is almost over. One more death. One final rewind. One impossible choice: Save Elion… or stay with him as a mortal who remembers nothing. When a romance made for television turns into a battle against destiny, how far will a reaper go to protect the only soul he has ever chosen?

— Tu es à nous depuis le moment où nous t’avons vue, dit-il d’une voix qui ne laisse place à aucun refus. Et la vérité, c’est qu’il a raison. Aria leur appartient déjà. Mais ce qu’ils ignorent encore, c’est qu’eux… lui appartiennent tout autant. Tout commence par une invitation. Une soirée unique. Une opportunité capable de tout bouleverser. Lorsque Aria reçoit une invitation pour le club le plus exclusif et secret de la ville, elle comprend immédiatement que ce n’est pas un hasard. Derrière les portes sombres et envoûtantes du Desire’s Den, les règles du monde extérieur cessent d’exister. Ici, le plaisir et le danger s’entrelacent, et chaque regard peut devenir une promesse interdite. Aria a toujours eu peur d’oser. Peur de ses désirs. Peur de ce qu’elle pourrait devenir si elle lâchait prise. Mais ce soir, elle est prête. Prête à franchir ses limites. Prête à explorer cette part d’elle-même qu’elle a trop longtemps dissimulée. Ce qu’elle n’avait pas prévu… c’est d’attirer l’attention de trois hommes puissants, chacun déterminé à la revendiquer. AIDEN, le propriétaire du club. Calme, dominant, maître absolu du Desire’s Den. Sa voix rassurante cache une autorité capable de faire vaciller toutes ses certitudes. LUCAS, le professeur charismatique. Élégant, irréprochable en public… passionné, audacieux et dangereux lorsqu’il n’y a plus de témoins. NOX, l’homme de l’ombre. Silencieux, distant, presque inaccessible… mais dont l’intensité peut tout consumer. Trois hommes. Trois tentations. Trois défis impossibles à refuser. Et pour Aria, un choix qui pourrait tout changer. Car au cœur du Desire’s Den, le véritable danger n’est pas de céder — mais de créer un lien dont personne ne sort indemne.

✨ Sinopsis Novel "Cinta yang Datang Tanpa Isyarat" Bagi Aruna, cinta bukan lagi prioritas. Setelah ditinggalkan tanpa alasan lima tahun lalu di ambang pernikahan, ia memilih membangun dinding tinggi di hatinya. Hidupnya kini hanya berputar di antara kesibukan kantor dan kesepian yang sudah lama ia anggap biasa. Namun, semua mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Rakha, seorang arsitek misterius yang hadir di saat paling tak terduga—di tengah hujan dan hati yang enggan terbuka. Ada sesuatu di mata pria itu, sesuatu yang membuat Aruna merasa dilihat lebih dari sekadar apa yang ia tunjukkan. Saat Aruna mulai belajar membuka hati, bayang-bayang masa lalu kembali menghantuinya. Dio, pria yang pernah menghancurkan hatinya, muncul lagi dengan permintaan maaf dan alasan yang selama ini ia sembunyikan. Di antara dua pria yang membawa cerita berbeda, Aruna dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit: Menggenggam masa lalu yang nyaris membuatnya hancur, atau mengambil risiko mencintai seseorang yang hadir tanpa peringatan. Namun, apa yang Aruna tak tahu—Rakha pun menyimpan rahasia. Dan terkadang, cinta yang datang tanpa isyarat membawa luka yang lebih dalam dari yang pernah ia bayangkan. #RomansaDewasa #CintaSegitiga #SecondChance #MisteriMasaLalu #PertemuanTakTerduga #DramaRomantis #HealingJourney #MoveOnOrStay

Kehidupan Raya Maulida tidaklah mulus. Ketika tengah hamil besar, wanita itu harus dihadapkan dengan badai besar pada pernikahannya. Sang suami—Raihan Mahardika kedapatan berselingkuh dengan wanita paruh baya. Di tengah rasa sakit, ia pun harus dirundung nestapa atas kematian bayi yang dilahirkannya sendirian. Mertua pun turut menyalahkan Raya atas kematian bayinya. Setelah kepergian anaknya, kehidupan Raya semakin menderita. Ia terus dipaksa sang mertua untuk memeras ASInya setiap hari, tanpa tahu bahwa ASI itu diberikan untuk seorang bayi presdir tampan dengan mengatasnamakan adik iparnya.

Romane Romano III is a spoiled brat son of a billionaire. What he wants, what he gets. Pero paano kung sa lahat ng gusto niya ay meron siyang kahati ? Ano ang gagawin ni Romane para mawala ang kanyang kahati? Meet Gianna Rae Roberto the big tomboy of the city na palaging kaagaw ni Romane sa maraming bagay pati na sa babaeng nagugustuhan niya. Paano kaya matatakasan ni Gianna ang galit ng isang Romane? Saan hahantong ang kanilang pag-aaway at agawan? Paano kung ang kanilang agawan ay mauwi sa pag - iibigan?

Aria once believed in forever—until her husband Zane Callahan shattered her world with a divorce that felt like a death sentence. Broken, betrayed, and bleeding from the loss of their unborn child, she disappeared into the shadows and rebuilt herself as a one-week wife-for-hire. No strings. No scars. No emotions. Until Kane Callahan walked in. He needed a bride to inherit his dying father's empire. She needed one more contract before vanishing again. But one thing neither expected? The tangled past that bound them—because Kane is Zane’s estranged brother. Aria swore she would never love again. Kane swore he would never forgive. But secrets don’t stay buried. And neither do hearts that never truly stopped beating. By Monday, the contract ends. By Monday, someone will break! By Monday, a love built on lies might just be the only truth worth saving.

A night of being drunk had gotten her entangled with the most desired bachelor. The handsome sexy Chris Evans. Ivy had only planned to have fun but After that night, she had become his. Chris Evans had come knocking on her door, claiming she belongs to him. She couldn't believe she had been drawn into the world of the elite in the country. Chris was born with a silver spoon but at 27, he had upgraded to a shiny golden spoon. He was a big name in the world of the rich. The world of the highest and richest. On that list, he was number one. No one comes close to him. Chris had lost his control for the first time in his life and that was because of a drunk girl in a red gown. That had never happened which means, she belonged to him and no one else. He had to have her at all costs and that meant, taking her... What would happen when she jumps into a relationship faster than she had planned and the attraction keeps getting stronger? How would they control the urge?