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Kiami Lynn, remembers dying in a zombie horde after surviving 8 years of an apocalypse. Remembering how she spent her first life helping family who never truly cared, abandoning the few who genuinely loved her. Her final thoughts are filled with regret and betrayal as she succumbs to the horde, reflecting on how her misplaced loyalty led to her demise. But death is not the end, Kiami awakens ten days before the outbreak in her own past, alive, whole, and confused. She is greeted by the Ultimate Power System, a mysterious interface that grants her a Sanctuary — a space to train, store items, grow food, and prepare for survival. Within the Sanctuary, she is guided by Echo, a cryptic, riddle-speaking spirit who teaches her to cultivate new powers, master her skills, and make strategic choices. Reborn, Kiami is no longer the quiet, people-pleasing girl she once was. She is outspoken, calculating, and insightful, using the knowledge of her past life to anticipate the coming apocalypse. Over the course of ten days, she trains relentlessly, honing her reflexes, combat skills, and strategic thinking. Haunted by visions of her past mistakes, she learns the true cost of misplaced loyalty and the importance of foresight, strategy, and decisive action. Every decision carries risk, but every earned skill and reward brings her closer to becoming a survivor capable of not just enduring the apocalypse — but turning the tide of the human vs. zombie war. As the outbreak draws nearer, Kiami begins to manipulate the real world, testing her powers, setting traps, and preparing to rewrite her fate. With Echo’s riddles guiding her and the Ultimate Power System enhancing her body, mind, and strategy, she is determined that this time, nothing will stop her — no betrayal, no undead horde, no past mistakes.

Setelah keluar dari rumah sakit jiwa, Liora dinikahkan dengan Alex Lemos Abraham. Tadinya, dia pikir pernikahan keduanya ini punya harapan, usai pernikahan pertamanya kandas karena adik tiri yang merebut mantan suaminya. Namun, Liora salah. Pernikahannya dengan Alex hanya dijadikan tumbal untuk mematahkan kutukan keluarga sang suami barunya. Sampai kapan Liora akan bertahan? Atau... akankah kutukan itu patah, bahkan sebelum benih cinta antara Liora dan Alex resmi berbunga?

Leia Welsh, the ex-ice hockey pro turned college student overnight, is faced with a life-altering decision after a career-ending injury, or so everyone thinks. Offered the chance to coach the men's hockey team, Leia must prove herself to a bunch of rowdy childish men who probably only listen to Taylor Swift. Especially Kohl Warren, the junior player with a major sexual issues with her. Amidst the chaos of college hormones and hockey sticks flying everywhere, Leia and Kohl form an unlikely bond. Can they put aside their differences and win the big game? Or will their egos clash and ruin it all?

Sampung taon na minahal ni Valentina si Aekim at wala iyong katugon mula rito. Isa na lang ang inaasahan niyang makatutulong sa kaniya upang maangkin nang tuluyan ang binata- ang lola nito. Ngunit hanggang kailan dadayain ni Valentina ang sarili para lang maging masaya, kung sa pagsasama nila ay siya lang ang nagmamahal? May pag-asa pa kayang makabuo sila ng masayang pamilya o tuluyan na niyang bibitiwan ang pinapangarap na pagmamahal mula sa binata?

What happens when your triplets bring you a husband for Christmas? Meet Stephanie, a workaholic detective widow and Peter, a forensic accountant who's also divorced. A single mother trying to love again and give her sons the best. And then a divorced spouse, a felony and a brutal ex. With this, they find common grounds slowly through the triplets, Tyler, Bryan and Perry. And at the last week to Christmas, they tie the knot but unfortunately their other halves from the past resurfaced turning the story line to a mind-blowing twist nobody saw coming. Get ready for a slow burn matchmaking romantic story where triplets play the game bringing two minds together.

Lumaki si Cleopatra na nakatatak na sa isip niyang si Primo ang lalaking para sa kan'ya. Ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ngunit paano kung biglang magbago ang ikot ng mundo? Paano kung malaman niya ang itinatago nitong sikreto? Matutupad pa kaya ang nais niyang maging bride nito? Paano kung ang safest choice niya ay hindi naman ang totoong tinutibok ng puso niya? Sino nga ba ang pipiliin niya, ang lalaking ipinagkasundo sa kaniya o ang bestfriend nitong laging andiyan para sa kaniya?

Minsan, may mga tao na alam mong mali ang pagmamahal mo sa kanila… pero masarap pa rin. Si Isabella “Bella” Cruz, 22, ay tahimik at disiplinada. Si Rafael “Raf” Mendoza, 25, ay rebelde, mayabang, at mukhang wala sa ayos ang buhay niya—pero sa bawat ngiti niya, para kang nalulunod. Hindi nila inaasahan na ang isang gabi ng pagkakamali ay magiging simula ng isang malakas na apoy na hindi nila kayang patayin. Puno ng pang-aakit, ligaya, sakit, at lihim, matutuklasan ni Bella na minsan, ang paborito mong mali… ay yung pinakamalalim na sugat sa puso mo.

Ako si Lila, 18, akala ko normal lang ang buhay ko… hanggang sa pumasok siya sa buhay ko. Si Logan Hayes, 35, CEO, cold, ruthless, at sobrang possessive parang gusto niya akong i-claim lahat. Isang kontrata, isang kasal, at bigla na lang ako naging property niya. Todo ang kontrol niya sa akin sa galaw ko, sa isip, sa puso ko. Minsan natatakot ako, minsan hindi ko alam kung gustong-gusto ko rin ba. Pero isang bagay ang malinaw walang makakapaghiwalay sa akin at sa kanya.

I saved a stranger. Now, I belong to him. Luna thought she was doing the right thing when she helped the wounded man whom she stumbled into on her way going back home from work in the dead of night. She never expected to wake up in his world-trapped, claimed, and bound to a man who doesn't take no for an answer. Hardin DeVante is a kingpin in the business world, a man whose power extends far beyond boardrooms and balance sheets. He's ruthless, calculated, and dangerously captivating. And now, he's decided Luna will be his wife. She wants to fight. He wants to break her. But in the game of power and possession, will she escape... or will she surrender to the man who holds her fate in his hands?

On the night of her anniversary, Sydney Talker finds out that her husband was cheating on her with her own best friend. Another breaking news was that Sydney was about to announce her pregnancy that same night. Shattered by what she discovered, Sydney decided to leave and pursue her own life. She bumped into Spencer Martini, a renowned billionaire who recently relocated to the city. The bids of events with Spencer ended in a nightstand and when Spencer found out that Sydney was pregnant, he claimed the baby as his. Now amid this chaos, Sydney’s cheating husband comes back and asks for her forgiveness, at the same time claiming the child as his. As Sydney discovers that the card of fate is in her hands to play, she must make a hard decision while trying to balance her life — to choose between her cheating husband and the possessive billionaire. Who will Sydney choose?