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Inalok ng kasal ni Glazer si Maureen hindi bilang asawa kundi bilang slave ninto upang maging kabayaran sa tulong na ibibigay niya sa ama ninto,ngunit ang kasal ay paraan lamang ni Glazer upang makaganti sa ama ni Maureen,nais niyang si Maureen ang magbayad ng lahat ng kasalanan ng ama ninto sa kanya,kaya't gagawin niyang lahat upang maiparamdam kay Maureen ang ganti ng pagkapoot niya,pahihirapan niya ito, hangga't maramdaman ninto ang sakit at pagdurusa na naranasan din niya ng dahil sa ama ninto. Ngunit lumipas ang panahon na nasasaktan na rin siya sa ginagawa niya kay Maureen at may parte sa puso niya na sumisigaw na mahal na rin niya ito at handa na siyang iparamdam dito ang kanyang pagmamahal ngunit sa paanong paraan dahil sa panahong iyon ay puno na ng pagkapoot ang puso ni Maureen para sa kanya at handa na siya nintong talikuran.

Back in college, Damian Cross and Alexandra “Alex” Vega shared a reckless kind of passion—one built on stolen nights, whispered names, and a promise that it was nothing serious. No commitments. No future. Just fire. Pero hindi alam ni Damian, that fire left something behind—twins. A boy and a girl Alex raised on her own, telling them their father died years ago. While Damian built his ruthless empire and became one of the world’s most powerful billionaires, Alex buried their past and became a decorated soldier. Until one mission went wrong, leaving her unit dead… and turning her into one of the most sought-after bodyguards in the country. Seven years later, Alex’s world shatters again—her daughter is diagnosed with leukemia. Desperate for money for the surgery, Alex takes the job she almost rejected: protect a billionaire being hunted by enemies. She nearly drops the file when she sees his name. Damian Cross. Damian, on the other hand, isn’t thrilled either. He laughs in disbelief when he’s told his new head of security is a woman—until she walks in. The same fierce eyes. The same fire. The same woman he thought he’d lost forever. Now, Damian must face the truth: the bodyguard sworn to protect him is the only woman he’s ever let too close… and she’s hiding the biggest secret of all—his children. As bullets close in, old wounds reopen, and sparks reignite, Alex must choose: keep the walls she built for seven years, or let Damian back in—and risk breaking more than just her own heart.

She was off-limits. He was forbidden. A reckless bet ignited a love that defied family, secrets and social class. Adina Marisol Rivera had always lived by her carefully mapped plans until she collided with a popular and wealthy playboy,Giovanni Atticus Malvetti. What started as a game of revenge turned into a passion neither of them could resist, dragging them into a world of hidden secrets, family feuds and betrayal. Eight years later, their children and their past forced them back together, proving that some love can’t be broken, no matter the odds.

Have you ever had a livid dream when you woke up the next morning and found out that you had three babies in the backseat of your car with no clue of where they came from? Well.... welcome to the world of Lorraine Warren. Lorraine was a vet, who had a weird past she couldn't explain when she came across the supernatural at a tender age and all she wanted to do was to prove that what happened to her parents weren't an animal attack, but something much more. But when she tumbles across three kids with no background of who they are...Lorraine might finally have a breakthrough.

Satu tanda tangan, satu berkas tertukar ... dan boom! Mereka sah sebagai suami istri. Gita hanya ingin visa kerja ke Seoul. Raka cuma mau naik jabatan. Tapi satu kesalahan administratif membuat mereka jadi pasangan sah menurut negara, meski tak saling kenal, apalagi cinta! Ketika dunia mulai mempertanyakan pernikahan ini, mereka justru mulai bertanya-tanya: Kenapa pernikahan palsu ini malah terasa terlalu nyata? Nikah bisa direncanakan. Tapi cinta? Kadang datang dari kesalahan sistem.

She abandoned her baby, but is unexpectedly hired by a ruthless billionaire tech mogul to become his nanny. Emily, a rookie journalist, walked away from her toxic billionaire ex boyfriend, Leo. She left behind everything that reminded her of him, including her newborn baby. Four years later, she encounters the past she thought she had left behind, when she's unexpectedly hired by a powerful billionaire tech mogul, Rex, to become his son's nanny. Just as feelings slowly developed between Emily and Rex, her toxic ex reemerged to take her back. Secrets start to unfold, leaving Emily in a love triangle, a custody battle and series of revelations. Will Emily go back to her ex?, or will she overcome these secrets?. Find out in the book.

Excaflowne a 19 ans et est cruellement assassinée par sa soeur Lydia. Elle découvre alors que son propre mari a une liaison avec Lydia depuis plusieurs années et qu'il n' y a toujours eu qu'elle dans son cœur. Les deux amants ont prévu de la tuer afin de récupérer ses parts laissées par sa grand-mère biologique. Renaissante, elle décidera de changer le cours de son destin et de montrer à tous qu'elle est une reine. Elle retrouvera l'homme qu'elle a toujours aimé du plus profond de son âme et construira son avenir, se vengeant de tous ceux qui l'ont fait souffrir dans sa vie...

The good girl, do no wrong employee who always plays by the rules finds herself in a place she never imagined. Life goes from simple to complicated in the blink of an eye. The new handsome, ruthless, demanding boss catches everyone's eye. But could he really be attracted to her. Could she allow herself to break the rules and risk it all? Or could his secrets threaten to end everything before it ever starts?

Sudah jatuh tertimpa tangga pula, peribahasa yang menggambarkan Gendis Padmawati. Ia diselingkuhi sang suami dan jika menuntut bercerai harus membagi harta gono gini. Memang laki-laki bernama Reyhan Atmajaya tidak tahu diri. Reyhan menutut sepertiga dari harta yang dimiliki Gendis selama lima tahun pernikahan mereka. Lantas, apakah Gendis akan memberikan uang dan harta lainnya atau sebaliknya? Namun, kenyataannya, Reyhan kesulitan saat berpisah dari Gendis. Lalu, apa yang sebenarnya dilakukan oleh Gendis?

Ever been reborn? Nah I didn’t think so. Meet Stephanie Malloy, the girl who wakes up from a Two-year coma. Stephanie is re-introduced into a world that lacked the usual colors she was used to. Facing several betrayals from her fiancé and uncle; and shattered by the death of her parents, she seeks out revenge for those who wronged her. In a bid for revenge, she entangles herself with a certain eccentric billionaire who has a penchant for causing mischief. He propels her revenge plot and What started out to be a calculated revenge scheme evolves to be an unexpected love story. But her ex fiancé has something up his sleeves. Who will she end up with? After all every princess deserves her prince or Maybe not this princess?.Read to find out.