Funny Things To Randomly Say 소설 & 이야기

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

“Jayden, what does being famous and sweeping have in common?” Jayden didn’t miss a beat. “Both require stamina.” Even Randy laughed at that one until he accidentally inhaled rice from laughing and almost choked. Sandy handed him water, shaking her head. “Be grateful, at least you’re not doing community service on the road, uniforms and everything.” Randy couldn't still get ayden's joke out of his mind so he kept laughing. People in the cafeteria that were ready to gossip saw the atmosphere and changed their mind. Everyone started minding their business.

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

He chuckled, “I already told you I’d be honest with you because I trust you. Plus it’s fun to watch your reactions when I tell you random fun facts about myself.” “Do you want to feed on me now?”

A random act of violence. Fuck that.