Insulting Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

He smirks which was hella hot but that's not the time for it. "I am sorry but if you think l am one of those girls who you can just throw your lame ass pick up lines at and the next second they fall to their knees bitch please try the next girl ain't gonna work for me." I whisper yell wouldn't want to attract too much attention . "Calm down princess." He chuckles This guy better be serious, who tells the female species to calm down when they on the edge of erupting and on top of that he laughs. Like holl up is he for real right now.

“You’re not any woman. I grabbed you because you’ve been in my head for the last damn month and it’s drivin’ me crazy. Who are you?” Macie snorted. “That is the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard.” Those blue, blue eyes narrowed. “That wasn’t a pick up line.” “Good thing, because it sure as hell isn’t working.” “Look. Let’s start over. I’m an artist. And I’d like—” “—to show me your etchings?” She snickered. “Har har. I really am an artist.” “Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.”

"Ma'am, pick me instead. I have a nice body!" "Pick me, I have good stamina!" "Pick me, I know many tricks!"

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

"I just couldn't stand seeing her with you and she keeps badmouthing me. I don't know why she hates me." Nicholas knelt to her level, "I'm sorry. I should control her more. She just can't take the fact that I fell for you easily. I mean, it's hard not to fall when it's you." She smiled, "Are you using pick up lines on me now?" "They are not pick up lines, that's the simple truth. I fell like an idiot and I don't regret it." He said and kissed her. He pulled away, "Were you waiting for me? You don't usually come in here."

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”