Novel & Cerita Insulting Pick Up Lines

He’s pretty cute with his jet black hair that was styled perfectly with gel and his hazel eyes. “Hey, beautiful. You work around here?” The cute guy asked. Is that even a question? Why will I be in a multi-billion company on a Tuesday morning dressed for work and in an elevator if I don’t work here? Some people are just a higher definition of stupid. Seriously, who invented that crappy pickup line. Is that suppose to sweep me off my feet and make me fall for him? I mentally rolled my eyes at how stupid some guys can get. “Hey, is it that what it looks like?” I asked with a small smile.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

" Since it's coming from you, I believe it and that's true because I haven't been mesmerized by anyone's beauty like yours captured my heart. To be very honest, every lady I see out there looks like trash before my sight!" "Insult to the ladies, now get out of my sight! That's the way you guys go around spilling sugar-coated lies and getting what you want after that it's gone!"

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

Mark smirked before replying to his wife, “Since I can’t take my eyes off you.” It took a couple of seconds for Angelo to understand what the perverted b*st*rd was aiming for; he almost choked on his saliva when Mark had tried to flirt with him. Angelo stopped himself from rolling his eyes in front of Mark and could only swallow the shivers that; he felt- when Mark had tried a pickup line on him. “Stop!” Angelo’s eyes suddenly grew wide and; shouted. “It’s creepy, man.” “Are you made of copper and tellurium?” Mark uttered another pickup line that caused Angelo to cringe. “Cause you’re cute.”

She even steps close to the guy in the manner of a man. “If a man looks good, a woman throws herself to him but if a man looks cheap and ugly, a woman doesn’t care about him and in your case, you fall on the second one. Now you understand why I didn’t bother looking at you, cause you’re so cheap. So don’t ever show up in my face ever again if you don’t want to embarrass yourself” Ohhhh man!! That was the worst insult ever!!! This man picks the wrong girl! She is no joke!!

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

As their breaths drew close, she heard him whisper, “Honey, you’re so beautiful. May I have the honor of buying you a drink later?” Margaret let out a soft laugh and nodded. After growing slightly tired, she gracefully took that man’s hand and led him outside. He seemed completely captivated by her, his gaze fixed on her without blinking. “Honey, has anyone ever told you that you’re as beautiful as a princess?” “I think I fell in love with you at first sight.” The pickup line was cliché, but Margaret still accepted the drink from the man with a pleasant smile, clinking glasses with him. After exchanging a few more words, she deftly suggested he return to the dance floor, then sat alone, sipp

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? "No, you tell me how beautiful I look?" This time I tilted my head and raised my brows at him holding a mischievous smile on my face. Zion chuckled looking away.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ JAMES POV As per her instruction once she left my office I read the note that she gave me Dear Mr. Ceo It hurt to see your gorgeous face everyday but who am I to complain? Smile but not to often because the female population might not survive😉 It makes me laugh out loud. I did not remember when is the last time I laugh this loud and so carefree. She thinks I am gorgeous? She is the gorgeous one. If this is a pick up line I am 100% sure it is effective because I am ready to follow her wherever she goes. One sided love sucks!