Insulting Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

Immediately, that stranger aroused an immense dislike in me, as he looked down at my body in an undisguisedly malicious way, like the perverts who used to frequent my mother's house, from whom I had spent my entire life running away. — Oh my! Did I die, go to heaven and now I'm being welcomed by an angel? — he said, staring at me with perversion. Would that ridiculous pick-up line work on anyone? — Did you come to the party? — Party? Yes. Of course. A party is always good. — It's in the garden. I'll show you the way — I offered politely.

"For pickup lines, you needed someone charming like me, but to ask for forgiveness, you need someone delicate, sweet, cute, and irresistible. Someone who shows that what you're doing has pure intentions and comes from the heart, and that the apology is sincere without any hidden agenda." "And who would that be, genius?" "How many nieces and nephews do you have, idiot?" "Watch your mouth, kid," I warned him, but he kept staring at me. "You and Clara, so what?" "Which one of us is delicate, sweet, cute, and irresistible? Okay, I'm irresistible too, I know." "You're so full of yourself!" I started to smile. "Your idea is truly genius, especially if she wears that tutu from her ballet class. She

I shyly but my lower lip. He smirks. "You're cute Thea." I rolled my eyes at him. "If that's your pick up line, dude it's so bad." Khaleel laughs while throwing his head back. "You are so lucky I treat as a sister and I'll forgive you for saying that." I chuckle. "But unfortunately that wasn't a pick up line, Thea. And I don't tell women they're cute. I'm not high school. I'm a man."

“You sound so sincere.” “Do I? I’ve been working on it for the last thirty minutes. I wasn't actually clearing my inbox, I was looking up how to tolerate a douche bag.” “It shows.” I shook my head, "Step one; insult him. Step two; call him a douche bag." He chuckled softly. “Step three; repeat steps one and two until they work." "You should find better advice."

Someone called her making her stop from walking as she look at the person who called him, and when she stop from walking, the man approach her with a smile plaster on his face. Her brow raised, "What do you need?" The man chuckled, "You're so gorgeous as soon as I laid my eyes on you." "Ah, so cringe. Try another pick-up line. It won't work on me."She said sarcastically making the man's eyebrow wrinkled. "Pick-up line? What's that?"He asked curiously making her sighed. She forgot that she's not in modern world. "Pick up line is used to capture the heart and attention of a woman using some corny and cringe lines."She sarcastically said making him burst into laughter.

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

I am treading on dangerous ground. “So,” she starts. “I did not take you for the quiet kind.” “Think it is just you that have that effect on me.” “Is that your idea of a pickup line?” “No, but is it working?” “Please don’t waste your breath; I am immune to bullshit.” “I must warn you that I always get what I want.” “This time, you won’t.” I pause for one brief moment, and as I move closer to her, I take her hand gently into mine.