Insulting Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

For a change, he gave me a beautiful smile, which I most definitely didn't stare at for longer than a second. "Did anyone ever tell you you're stunning?" The blush was starting to creep down my cheeks from his stare and his words. But I couldn't let him know he got to me with his cheesy lines. "Did anyone ever tell you, your pickup lines are rusty?" "I think a beautiful woman at the airport told me that approximately 30 minutes earlier, yes. But they are not really pick-up lines if they are the truth." What is it about this man and me becoming soft around him?

I tell him just to mess with him, but in my mind I already know that I'll be baking him the cookies once we're done in the pool. Savio shrugged. “I need it so I can give the ladies some sugar.” I snorted as I made my way over to Anna, Ellie and the twins. “You are absolutely impossible. Do those pick-up lines actually work?” “No,” Tristan said at the same time as Savio said, “Yes.” Tristan waived him off. "You should've gotten a lollipop or a downward arrow instead of a bull, it would've sent a clearer message." Tristan tells him, and I can see a smirk on hid face even though he's doing his best to hide it.

It was as if his mouth was coated with honey and these sugary words of his would constantly pop up out of nowhere. She had no idea where he picked up all his sweet lines from, and he would always make her heart go pit-a-pat with his sudden attack. On top of that, he had insensibly become a master at pick-up lines. “I’ll just look around. If there’s anything I want, I’ll buy it,” Tony replied as he knew Myra was actually compromising.

His dark eyes were twinkling with amusement. “What kind of stupid movies do you watch, Harry?” I asked, cringing at his use of that stupid line. I had heard it in a thousand romantic comedies and teen movies. “That's such a cliché line. You should be ashamed of yourself for using it. You’re too old not to come up with something original.” “But it works,” He winked at me then signaled to a waitress. “Maybe, but in my case it doesn’t.” I said, as if I believed it. His compliments, however ridiculous always made me feel something.

he winked “What? You’re very delusional” I shook my head “No, I’m not. You asked me for a better pickup line. If you didn’t like me , you wouldn’t have cared “ he shrugged “That’s your business. I don’t care about whatever you’re saying “ I crossed my arms “Well, your loss because I already have a recording of when you asked me to. A little more editing and it’d be your words against mine “ he smirked proudly “You are sick. I don’t know what the fudge you mean “ I spat, getting up to go upstairs to Vitali’s room

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

He asked with an annoying smile. "What?" The same girl asked. "Your flat body." He grinned, winking at the insult. I don't know whether he thought this as a pick-up line or not but that was the biggest fails in the history of flirting.

She sassed, then sipped. A rich manly chuckle made its rhythmical pathway into her ears. The water got stuck in her throat at the sound, but there was more. "I guess not," he said again in his deep and husky baritone voice. Gulping, Joslyn willed her eyes to stay glued to the stickers of different country flags shining vibrantly on the back of her phone. "So what is a beautiful woman as yourself doing all alone?" He spoke again when she made no move to initiate a conversation. Irritation and slight disappointment sparked in Joslyn at his cliché pickup line.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.