Juan And Pedro Jokes Bisaya Novels & Stories

Hunter told him. Pedro laughed and threw his head back. “I like you. How do you tell a joke and still keep a straight face like that?” “That was a joke?” Joe looked from Hunter to Pedro. “Trust me, I know him. This guy does not tell jokes. And he's certainly not funny.” “Please Pedro. A minute.” Hunter insisted.

Gayunpaman, sa sandaling ito, bukod sa pagpapahayag ng kanyang pasasalamat sa dalawang salitang ito, hindi niya alam kung ano pa ang sasabihin. “Ate, bayaw.” Ang mga itim na mata ni Joaquin Chen, halos kapareho ng kay Lisora, ay nagpalipat-lipat sa pagitan nila habang siya ay nagtataka. “Anong pinag-uusapan niyo?” “Uh, wala.”

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

He stared at me and smiled, “Oh, sorry, I wanted to wipe your sweat away.” I could hear a girl sqeualing deom behind us as shewhisper to her friend, “Awe,tingnan mo yung ginawa ng poging lalaki sa girlfriend nya! Sana all!” She said in tagalog which doesn’t help as Ajax couldn’t understand it. Translation: (“Awe, look at the handsome guy and what he did to his girlfriend! hope all!) “Tsk, magbre-break rin yan!” Replied her friend.

Nagtilian ang mga kaibigan, dahilan upang hindi na siya nakapag tanong pa. “Sanaol fini-flex.” Jade poked Riva. Anthony laughed at it. “Ayieeeee. Pa-kiss nga sweety! Nagselos ako ‘dun…” si Zoe. Hyulo smiled, eyes crinkling in amusement. Hinila nito si Zoe sa bewang at hinalikan sa pisngi. Isang mabilis pero matamis na halik. “Do idiots forget respect?” sarkastikong tanong ni Jade, kunwaring disgusted. Tinusok ni Zoe ang dila niya palabas bilang sagot.

"Oh, hi... Long time no see, Lucas. Kumusta ang kulungan?" Lucas rolled his eyes. "Ayun, kulungan pa rin." "Iiwan ko na po muna kayo," nakangiting tugon ni Jeina sa dalawa, bago muling binigyan ng masamang tingin ang nakatatandang kapatid, "Umayos ka nga, Kuya. Ang dugyot mo."

- Kaye the three of them laugh merrily like the old times to the other side, Jimboy and Jestino can be seen “Jestino, don't die”- Jimboy Jestino only smirk “hehem ummm! I would never so survive also brother”- Jestino with a meaningful smile, both of them go to their separated ways “Are you done Jimboy?”- Bobby “yes! lets clean the Padrinao area!”- Jimboy smiling happily both of the group go their separate ways Jimboy went to David

Can't they tell that he's not joking but indirectly insulting Pedro? I also faced Pedro, who smiled and said to Diego, "Yeah, that's so me. I'd sit down one day with my mind set on planning my future, then poof! It's gone." Mom and Mr Smith laughed at his words, also taking that as a joke. Though it sounded funny, but Pedro isn't wrong. That's how he does. He'd say he wants to join his father in the business then he changes his mind to something else. "And you're fine with it just poofing off? Isn't that a sign that you need to see a doctor?" Diego questioned, slowly starting a fire.

Turning to Luciano, he asked “have you been here before?” Luciano was surprised that he asked him such a question. He shook his head and answered, “We order food from here sometimes. My mom hates it though. She prefers home-made food like your mama.” “So mothers are all the same, daddy?” Juan shook his head sadly. He was actually faking it. His mom’s jaw dropped, yet he acted like it was nothing. Deep down, he was trying to hold the laugh that was coming. “Yes, my boy” Luciano held his little hand and nodded. He understood the game Juan was playing now. “They are the same.”

Surprisingly, that thought infuriates me. SOP and security shits. "Karlo ano ba malapit na sila," natatarantang sabi nito. "Hayup ka talaga. Nangutang ka na naman ba sa 5'6, ha? Sabing tigilan mo na ang pagtaya sa casino, eh!" She's right, Jaques and Jordan were a few meters away from us and all of a sudden my mind went blank. My calm and calculated nature was nowhere to be found. Hindi ko na nga initindi kung anuman ang sinasabi niyang utang.