Pinoy Jokes Tagalog Novels & Stories

"Will you marry me?" "Yes, Monsour," she replied tremulously. "I love you, my darling little fraud," he whispered passionately. "I love you, too, my certified ex-womanhater!" Sa labas, biglang may naghiyawan. "Mabuhay ang mga bagong kasal!" "Mabuhey!" Nangingibabaw ang slang na pananalita ni Jake. "There goes our future neighbor," anas ni Monsour. Sabay pa silang napangiti. At sabay ring napatawa. WAKAS

He smiled and even clapped when at some of the lame jokes my collegue tried to pull off. Tahimik lang akong nakamasid sa sulok, papasa na ‘kong estatwa sa ayos ko sa totoo lang. Can’t balme me though, pilit ko pa ring kinukumbinse ang sarili kong ‘di n’ya narinig ang kahihiyan na ginawa ko kanina. S***a, Gen. Kung sa bingo purong-puro ka na.

came Bino's worried question which calmed me more down. "I'm fine, Bino. I think you should ask that question to this idiot dahil kung hindi pa kayo dumating rito, I could've castrated his balls by now." I tried to joke sabay harap sa mga ito, causing them to chuckle at that.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

nakayuko kong sabi "And why 'papaliguin pa kita" tang- "Hindi ka ba lalabas p*****a kang manyak hindi na ako bata para paluguan gago ka ba o sadyang may saltik ka lang talaga." inis kong sabi dito at lumapit sa kanya at nakipag titigan ng masama bago takpan ng unan ang mga underwear.

"Us? Walang tayo assuming ka." He groaned and I smiled. Pati yung babae na nasa counter ay nakangiti sa akin dahil naiinip na sa order ko. ["Sabihin mo na lang kung nasaan ka pupuntahan kita."] "Nasa lugar ako kung saan bida ang saya." ["What?"] Humalakhak ako. Hindi niya ba alam ang tagline ng Jollibee? Famous pa naman 'yan sa amin.

Odell Lumaban: Haha gago14 Danica Garcia: Tanga15 Felicity Bautista: OY OY OY OY OY OY Felicity Bautista: You forgot tarantado16 Naia Baniaga: I’m dead at this convo Odell Lumaban: Well the joke’s dead now, airps. Are you happy with yourself? Naia Baniaga: F you Zoe Torres: Maingay17 Felicity Bautista: Opo18 ma’am Logan dela Vega: Heard that? That’s the sound of victory Zoe Torres: You’re still fucking stupid, Logan Odell Lumaban: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.