Miss Goody Two Shoes
Harper said, taking a sip of the champagne and savoring the taste.
“This,” she continued, “is like… if there was a unicorn made out of vanilla and sparkles, and it was running through a field of primroses on a spring morning to meet its best unicorn friend for honey cakes… like… if that was champagne.”
Cole nodded in agreement, captivated by the description. “Or like… if you had a pear, right, that had lived a life of absolute virtue and had reached a higher state of pear… and if that pear was nestled into the bosom of a nymph, with flowers in her hair, bathing in a crystalline spring in the Elysium fields.”
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