Sarcastically Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I said sarcastically. "Yeah, very funny. You're not hilarious," he rolled his eyes. "What? Yeah right, then you have to be reborn until you see my charm." I jested and rolled my eyes since I was being sarcastic, "I already have." Oh shish. Please! Calm down, my heart. Calm down!! "W-We should head back, we might miss Ione. Haha, let's go." I said instead.

she says with a sarcastic face, emoji. In amazement, he loudly says without holding back, "Never! As in, never being this close or?" He asks with disappointing spirit. Susan laughs out loud then replies to him to avert him thinking that she is one of those who will play with his feelings of being friendly. "It's a joke. You pulled a nice one so I can say I learnt from the best." "You! Ahhhhh. Yeah, you really learnt from the best. But for now, I'm just enjoying the sound of the rain." He exclaims to her as a response to her joke, while looking out of the window.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

Albin lashed out. "Is that a way of begging for my suggestion?" I sarcastically said with a travesty smile playing on my lips. "Never will I do that!" He screeched, widening my smirk. "But you just did," I winked at him, outraging him. "Never! Or you don't have any suitable plan?" He poked fun at me but I shrugged ignoring him.

Layla said sarcastically. Her sarcasm did not quell the laughter that escaped the lips of our other friends, however. On the contrary, her sarcastic retort only aided in refreshing their laughter. The two clutched their stomachs as they were sent into another episode of laughter with Sofia howling and rolling around on the floor while Janelle, always graceful and dignified in any situation whatsoever, sat on the rug which was laid over wooded floor, and laughed her music laugh while dabbing gently at the tears that rolled down her cheeks. "I think that's enough of your laughing, don't you think." Layla said drily, rolling her eyes.

I asked him. “What's so funny?” he asked, irritation laced in his voice. “You're so funny, uncle. Sometimes, I wonder why you didn't go into comedy.” sarcasm dripped as I spoke. “Your highly respected Karl Palmer has been arrested and you are here laughing. What's so funny?” “Why would anyone dare to arrest Karl Palmer? Can't you just think of anything else that could sound real?” he spat. “You know what else won't be real to you? Your life in jail,” I countered.

“There have been plenty of times I could’ve run away, gotten help, but I didn’t.” He reached out and brushed a lock of hair behind my ear. “Because I’d kill you.” “At this point, I’m trying to live as long as I can. Therefore, I don’t want to piss your psychotic ass off.” “You push my buttons constantly.” I let out a little laugh. “Yeah, but that’s fun. You make it too easy.” “Why are you such a sarcastic pain in my ass?” I shrugged. “Sarcasm is my defense mechanism, so…shut up.”

he added in sarcasm as Sarah bit hard on her lips in fury. “Fuck you Richard, I can at least let you know that life badly spent won’t escape your burial poster when my team catches up with you. You can as well get ready to meet your boss, the devil!” She yelled in frustration but Richard only found her funny and crazy as he spread his lips in what looked like a smile but was too brief for the shortest smile.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

I couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or not. I could hardly live with this lie. I'd never take it that far. "Okay, I'll just walk up to him and be like, 'Hey, I wasn't pregnant before, but now I'm ready to have your baby.'" I answered sarcastically. "Fine, enjoy unemployment for the rest of your life." She answered. "I wonder if you were born with a warning label that read, 'attracted to trouble.'" Katy joked. "If someone finds you murdered on the side of the road, no one should ask why," I answered.