Weird Questions To Ask Novels & Stories

Doh? "Who is cusses and curses?" I took a quick glance at him, before I focus on the way. "Is someone courting you?" muli niyang tanong. I didn’t bother to answer him. Doh? Baka maibangga ko pa ang sasakyan niya sa sobrang irita! "Wait! Is it Chaster? Is he courting you?" "Will you freaking stop asking? Have you heard me asked about Vivi? Know to return the favor, Moron!" I scoffed. He's so irritating.

Na parang mas may alam siya sa isang bagay na napakalaki at napaka-importante. "How about me?? Did you even bother to ask if I'm fine or if I'm having a hard time in school?" Again, we couldn't respond. --- "How's school?" "Are you studying well?" "How high are your grades this time?" "Did you came in first place again?" "Men don't cry, Third." "Do you want to be a businessman like us, or a doctor like Dad?" ---- "That was all the questions you've always been asking me. But then there's Ate Zen."

Curious ako, hindi ko kasi alam kung seryoso ba siha sa sinasabi niya. Tinaas niya ang isang kilay, ang kanyang mga labi ay kumurba sa isang misteryosong ngiti. "Well, that's an interesting question, Jessica. But let's just say I'm open to the possibilities." He paused for awhile as she took a sip from his wine glass. "But enough about me. Tell me, Jessica, what are your thoughts on marriage? Is it something you've ever considered?" I took a moment to gather my thoughts, bakit naman niya ako tinatanong ng gan'yan? What I mean is, we've been friends, fubu, and business partners for years but we never talks about this topic.

"Then i will let you ask me three questions." Wow para kaming mga teenagers at nagbigay pa talaga sya ng kondisyon but i will take this opportunity para kahit paano ay makilala sya. Nag-isip ako ng mabuti para worth at may substance ang tanong ko. "Bakit mo napili maging police? You could be in the office, model even an artist."

O baka naman? "Nakaka alala kana ba?" She asked hesitantly. "So we did have a chi-ld. Nasaan sy-a?" May mga bagay na talaga na gusto nating itanong ngunit kadalasan tayo rin ay natatakot sa mga kasagutan. Si Axcel lang ba ang nakakaranas nito? O baka naman pati si Carmela ay natatakot na sagutin ang tanong na yon.

he asks. I laugh. "What the fuck?" I reply. Sa dami ba’t ganyan ang tanong. Ang bobo lang. “Why?” I shook my head. “Ang bobo ng tanong mo. Let’s change the topic. I remembered when I was drunk natanong ko ito sa iyo. Have you ever lost someone?” "Why?" I shake my head. "That's a dumb question. Let's change the topic. I remember when I was drunk, I asked you this. Have you ever lost someone?"

Kanina pa ako nababagot sa mga pagmumukha nila na mukhang nakahithit yata ng drugs. Hindi ko alam kung ano ba talaga ang gusto ng mga ito sa'kin at kung bakit kung anu-ano pa ang tinatanong sa'kin na wala namang sense. Kagaya na lang ng 'What's your name, miss?', 'Are you single?', 'Who is your father?'. Like what the fuck?! Really? Ano ito? Autograph?

“Hay nako. Hindi, ‘no. Never.” “Never ka diyan. Baka bandang huli, kakainin mo lahat ng sinabi mo, ha. Maganda pa naman ‘yong asawa mo tsaka mukhang mabait siya, ha. Ang inosente ng mukha niya.” “Sus, kung alam mo lang. Napaka-weird ng babaeng ‘yon.” “Weird? Paano naging weird?” magkasalubong ang dalawa niyang kilay na tanong sa akin.

Sandali pa akong napaiba ng tingin sa pagtataka. "So?" tanong ko. "What do you mean 'so'? Stalker ka ba ni sir? Bakit mo alam ang favorite food niya? S********p ka sa kaniya, 'no?" I was stunned as she asked me multiple not-so-good questions. May galit ba siya sa 'kin? Ano bang ginawa ko sa kaniya? "Why are you asking me that kind of question? Are you interviewing me for the second time?" tanong ko rin naman sa kaniya.

Alam kaya niya kung gaano kasama ang budhi ng lalaking yun? "Ui natahimik ka diyan? Sigurado ka bang maayos na talaga yang pakiramdam mo?" Muling tanong ni Steffi nang mapansin ang pananahimik ko. Seryoso akong tumingin sa kanya. Imbes na sagutin siya, balak kong magtanong pabalik tungkol sa mga katanungang bumabagabag sa isipan ko. "Steffi, nasaan nga pala ako? Tsaka magkakilala ba kayo ni Mr. Wilson?" Walang paligoy-ligoy kong tanong.