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Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

the Vizsla's eyes narrowed. "Nope. You and your cast of 'Dumb and Dumber' have been treating us like idiots since we touched down at Ferenc Liszt International, so I'm pretending to be that simpleton sock-puppet just for you, Vizsla. You've added to that by heaping disrespect and derision on my people," I grinned.

Dad said shamefully, "I… I just wanted to make some money…" Baldie waved his hand impatiently. "Enough! 800 thousand dollars, with interest. Pay up now!" "We don't have that kind of money," Mom cried. Baldie's face darkened. "That's your problem. Robert swore that your son is the state's top scorer and would definitely have a bright future. But now? He's the laughingstock of the whole country! "He's even about to be arrested for fabricating and spreading rumors! What future could he possibly have now? Don't you think that's considered deceiving us?"

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

The jolt of electricity that surged through my arm and into the rest of my body at the way he grabbed my wrist, brought me back to the first day he touched my arm in high school. Quickly, ridding the memory away before my mind has the chance to relive how the rest of that day went, I decided to tease him back. "I know a guy with a little dick that sounds like an owl," I say, hoping I get the response I need to not look like an insane person right now. He raises his brow, this thumbs thrumming against the steering wheel. "Huh? Who?" "Exactly," I smirk, silently exhaling in relief at his answer so that I was able to finish the lame joke.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

I stood there, feeling foolish, exposed, and furious all at once. Just when I thought I might actually pass out from the tension, he spoke. “So,” he said slowly, his voice low and husky, “you’re the dumbass failing English.” My stomach twisted instantly. Anger surged through me like fire. “Yes,” I snapped back, meeting his gaze boldly, “I failed English. But I’m not a dumbass.” He leaned back slightly and chuckled, clearly amused. “I can see you’re a proud dull brain,” he said with a grin. “Probably filled with fish cells instead of thoughts.”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.