Your Momma So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

The only thing keeping them going was the need to clear my name. I was not a liar. I was a good kid. When the relatives saw them, they immediately crowded around. “How’s Anna? Where is she? Why didn’t she come back with you?” “It was just a fishbone, right? They took it out, right? There’s no reason for her to sulk any longer!” Mom dropped to her knees in front of everyone and told them I was dead. As she spoke, she slapped herself.

She hates flying. “Thanks, momma, for coming.” I told her after giving her a giant hug. My mom gives the best hugs. Maybe because she’s so soft and big. Although if I tell her that, she’ll probably whoop my ass. But who wouldn’t be a bit bigger if they could eat her cooking every day? Momma always says she’s not fat, just curvy. But her doctor told her last month she needed to stop putting so much salt in her food or she’d be at risk for a heart attack.

He gradually sat her down on the couch. "A-As time goes on, you're getting better at sex. I'm afraid that I might not be able to keep up with you in the future," she joked. "Of course, you taught me that's why I became a veteran. Don't worry, even if you're already old and your skin is wrinkled, I will still fuck you. I'll fuck you until death, Mommy. That's how crazy I am to you." She merely smiled at the candy words Vincent was saying.

" Your mother is fat, your father is fat. Your entire family is fat. " She picked up her bag. " You are bad. I do not want to talk to you. " She stormed to the car, pulling it open. She was caught by the big devil. He spun her, took her in the car and carefully took her on his laps. The car began moving. He gently rubbed her bumbum. " Little wife, whose mother is fat? " " Your father's mother is a fat and ugly cow. " The big devil frowned. He crooked a brow, and spanked her mouth hard.

Grandma can carry us together but you can't not. Nathan also supported his sister. You would have at least thought that he would defend me but instead, he said. Grandma is strong and has a lot of power, while Mommy is lazy, so she doesn't have any power. Everyone in the room started laughing at the funny words that came out of Nathan's mouth. Thelma also added, guys I think mommy is lazy because she is always working all the time. How about we give Mommy some free time today while she rests so she can get all her power back?

My phone buzzed and I picked it up - mom was calling, and it was to remind me of the family dinner. " Good afternoon mom, how are you doing today?" I picked up her call and greeted. " I'm feeling good my dear. How about you?" she asked, talking as if she was chewing something. She was always eating, and her favorite was chocolate, and the funny thing there was that she never grew fat, nor looked older. How she normally did it, nobody knew. She wasn't the type to engage in serious workout exercises, just a little jog from time to time kept her in good shape, and She certainly wasn't doing cosmetic surgery. I guess she was opportuned to just have that perfect body without putting much effort.

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

My phone buzzed and I picked it up - mom was calling, and it was to remind me of the family dinner. " Good afternoon mom, how are you doing today?" I picked up her call and greeted. " I'm feeling good my dear. How about you?" she asked, talking as if she was chewing something. She was always eating, and her favorite was chocolate, and the funny thing there was that she never grew fat, nor looked older. How she normally did it, nobody knew. She wasn't the type to engage in serious workout exercises, just a little jog from time to time kept her in good shape, and She certainly wasn't doing cosmetic surgery. I guess she was opportuned to just have that perfect body without putting much effort.

Val gave an apologetic smile and sipped from her glass of coke. “We wouldn’t need to say it out loud because the amount of fat in these would literally kill us one day.” Zia scoffed, grabbing a bite of lasagna, and then pushed her palms out, seeing Mamma take a step in her direction. “Mamma, I’m just joking.” “Why do you eat it when you have to complain?” “It’s not like I can puke everything out now.” “Then stop puking stupid words.” Val and I could barely contain our laughter, the sounds, which according to my Mamma, were too unladylike, but little did we care. The ringing cell in Mamma’s apron pocket interrupted us. Mamma pulled it out and her brows creased.

she shouted on my face. "I'm smart mom," I insisted. "Huh? Yes, you are smart. You are just smart!" mommy shouted. "I hope you don't just come out of my stomach! And nothing will put me on shame when people are around me, asking why my daughter so fat. Pwe! You know what I answered to them?" she asked. "We were conceived by a pig. You are a pig. A pig!" Maybe because I was so full of annoyance and self-embarrassment I threw my hand towards mommy's body so mommy was thrown to the floor.