Novel & Cerita Your Momma So Fat Jokes

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

She jokes her mom. “Don’t believe on her mommy. She’s the one not getting tired of eating foods.” He defended himself. Anne laugh at him. “I am joking mom. Next week I will not buy anymore as you say so.” She said. “Long time no see dear. How are you than?” she asked Winchester “Did my daughter not lazy in your apartment? Did she do chores too?” she asked. “Seldom mommy she did help me but it’s okay. I know she’s lazy here too.” He jokes.

Grandma can carry us together but you can't not. Nathan also supported his sister. You would have at least thought that he would defend me but instead, he said. Grandma is strong and has a lot of power, while Mommy is lazy, so she doesn't have any power. Everyone in the room started laughing at the funny words that came out of Nathan's mouth. Thelma also added, guys I think mommy is lazy because she is always working all the time. How about we give Mommy some free time today while she rests so she can get all her power back?

The moment Mom said this it was like my world came crumbling. “Mom this is a joke right?”

My phone buzzed and I picked it up - mom was calling, and it was to remind me of the family dinner. " Good afternoon mom, how are you doing today?" I picked up her call and greeted. " I'm feeling good my dear. How about you?" she asked, talking as if she was chewing something. She was always eating, and her favorite was chocolate, and the funny thing there was that she never grew fat, nor looked older. How she normally did it, nobody knew. She wasn't the type to engage in serious workout exercises, just a little jog from time to time kept her in good shape, and She certainly wasn't doing cosmetic surgery. I guess she was opportuned to just have that perfect body without putting much effort.

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

My phone buzzed and I picked it up - mom was calling, and it was to remind me of the family dinner. " Good afternoon mom, how are you doing today?" I picked up her call and greeted. " I'm feeling good my dear. How about you?" she asked, talking as if she was chewing something. She was always eating, and her favorite was chocolate, and the funny thing there was that she never grew fat, nor looked older. How she normally did it, nobody knew. She wasn't the type to engage in serious workout exercises, just a little jog from time to time kept her in good shape, and She certainly wasn't doing cosmetic surgery. I guess she was opportuned to just have that perfect body without putting much effort.

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

Val gave an apologetic smile and sipped from her glass of coke. “We wouldn’t need to say it out loud because the amount of fat in these would literally kill us one day.” Zia scoffed, grabbing a bite of lasagna, and then pushed her palms out, seeing Mamma take a step in her direction. “Mamma, I’m just joking.” “Why do you eat it when you have to complain?” “It’s not like I can puke everything out now.” “Then stop puking stupid words.” Val and I could barely contain our laughter, the sounds, which according to my Mamma, were too unladylike, but little did we care. The ringing cell in Mamma’s apron pocket interrupted us. Mamma pulled it out and her brows creased.

she shouted on my face. "I'm smart mom," I insisted. "Huh? Yes, you are smart. You are just smart!" mommy shouted. "I hope you don't just come out of my stomach! And nothing will put me on shame when people are around me, asking why my daughter so fat. Pwe! You know what I answered to them?" she asked. "We were conceived by a pig. You are a pig. A pig!" Maybe because I was so full of annoyance and self-embarrassment I threw my hand towards mommy's body so mommy was thrown to the floor.