Cerita Stand Up Comedy

Ibu kandungku mengatakan bahwa suamiku berselingkuh dan memintaku untuk bercerai secepatnya. Aku hanya ingin memverifikasinya terlebih dahulu baru menangani masalah ini. Jika memang benar, aku ingin melindungi hak-ku. Namun, dia langsung membuat keributan di pameran seni yang membutuhkan waktu tiga tahun untuk menyelenggarakannya. Dia mengataiku sebagai wanita matre di depan umum. "Kamu menggunakan uang pria itu untuk menyelenggarakan pameran, apa bedanya dirimu dengan seorang pelacur? Apa aku membesarkanmu untuk menjadi wanita matre? Kenapa kamu begitu menjijikkan?" Dia mengamuk, menghancurkan lukisanku yang bernilai puluhan miliaran dengan pisau, tetapi dia terus mengatakan itu demi kebaikanku, berharap aku menjadi mandiri dan kembali ke jalan yang benar. Aku memegang tanganku yang tergores dan berdarah sambil berkata kata demi kata, "Yang kamu sebut kembali ke jalan yang benar itu berarti aku harus bercerai dengan suamiku, lalu menikah dengan duda berusia 45 tahun yang memiliki seorang anak, berpenghasilan 5,6 juta sebulan, dan masih ingin aku yang memberinya mahar?"

Miracle Addison is the only daughter of the well known great agents. She was 10 years old back then when Don Alejandro Salvador and his armed men attacked their safe house. Her parents died, Don Alejandro command Alfredo–(one of his armed man) to also kill Miracle but Alfredo didn't do it. Alfredo on the other hand adopted Miracle. He trained her well cause he know that someday, Miracle will find Don Alejandro to get revenge. When Miracle finally turned 21 her plan already started. She enter the University where Zack Salvador–(Grandchild of Don Alejandro Salvador) are currently studying. She needs to get Zack's attention and trust no matter what, in order to know the information about Don Alejandro. As she get closer to Zack, she didn't know that she's already falling. Will she forget her feelings towards the grandchild of an enemy and stick to the real plan or will she choose to love Zack instead and forget her anger?

"I'll make sure that you will regret marrying me and you will suffer because of what your family did to my girlfriend." — Valerian Fernsby, leader of the England Mafia. ——— Bilang isang taong lumaki sa tahanan na itinuturing siyang black sheep ng pamilya, hindi kailanman nawawalan ng pagkakataon si Alice Hermione Dawson na tanungin ang kanyang sarili kung ano ang mali sa kanya at kung bakit siya mali ang pagtrato sa kaniya. Isang bagay lamang ang nais niya, ang tratuhin siya ng kanyang pamilya bilang bahagi nila. Pero ang ibinigay sa kanya ay pakasalan ang isang lalaking hindi niya man lang kilala. At sa pinakamasamang bahagi, ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay ang lider ng isang Mafia Group sa England. Valerian Fernsby, isang malamig at walang awang tao. Isang bagay lang ang gusto niya, ang makamit ang katarungan para sa kanyang kasintahan, na namatay dahil sa pamilya ng dalaga. Kaya pinakasalan niya si Alice dahil ito ang magbabayad para sa ginawa ng pamilya nito sa kanyang yumaong kasintahan. Pero magtatagumpay ba si Valerian na makamit ang katarungan para sa kanyang kasintahan kung malalaman niyang wala namang alam si Alice tungkol sa mga maling ginagawa ng kanyang pamilya? O mas pipiliin niyang hindi ito pakinggan dahil maaring nagsisinungaling lang ito? Magtatagumpay ba si Valerian sa kaniyang plano kung unti-unti nang nahuhulog ang loob niya sa anak ng pumatay sa kaniyang yumaong kasintahan?

'You're mine alone...,' Leo whispered, his breath fanning my earlobes and giving me goosebumps, but I couldn't ignore the wetness between my legs as he called my name in the most sensual and commanding way, 'Lexi!!' *** Lexi Gabe is forced into going in a contract marriage with Leonardo Morano, the ruthless Don of the Morano crime family in a bid to avoid marrying Luca Morano, Leonardo's cousin and rival. As Lexi surrenders to Leo's protection, their arrangement evolves from duty to desire. But there's something else: a one night stand she's had before the marriage leads to her getting pregnant to a mysterious masked stranger. Who is this stranger? And what about Leo? How would he take this news? Will the stranger show up? Then comes... A secret.. A secret neither Leo nor Lexi could handle.. A Life-threatening Secret.

Pembantu di rumahku mengklaim dirinya sebagai wanita mandiri generasi baru. Setiap hari, dia mendorongku untuk menjadi lebih independen. Memintaku mencuci baju, memasak, dan merawat anak. Dia bahkan menyarankan agar aku bercerai dengan suamiku. Belakangan, aku menyadari bahwa dia ternyata seorang influencer. Tanpa seizin dariku, dia membuat serangkaian video yang menjelekkan diriku dengan tema "melatih istri manja," lalu mengunggahnya ke internet. Bukan hanya itu, dia juga mencuri perhiasan dan pakaian dariku. Setelah aku memecatnya, dia malah menyerangku di dunia maya dan menuduhku sebagai wanita yang membenci sesama wanita, tetapi bersikap baik terhadap lelaki. Lebih parah lagi, seorang penggemar fanatiknya berhasil menyusup ke rumahku dan memberiku racun pestisida dalam air minumku. Dalam kehidupan kedua, aku kembali ke hari di mana aku pertama kali mengetahui bahwa dia memiliki akun dengan jutaan pengikut. Kalau dia memang suka siaran langsung, aku akan membuat semua orang melihat wajah asli dari "wanita mandiri" ini.

Teardrops start to fall every time I remember my dad. He didn't just left me with a broken heart but also a crocked life. I grew up to be a very timid girl, palaging binubully at pinagmamalupitan ng mundo. Every time I wake up, I always wonder when will I feel at ease in life? Yung tipong I can be who I want to be and have what I want kagaya ng twin brother ko, sumalangit nawa... He is enjoying the life as a solo child thanks to my mom! Kung sana lang things happened differently baka buhay donya rin ako at walang mangaapi at manglalait sakin! Buong buhay ko, wala na akong ibang ginusto kundi ang matanggap ako bilang ako. Well, I'm not ugly naman and darn! My smiles can melt a man's frozen heart pero joke lang naman 'to kasi NBSB pala ako.. ha ha ha I can have his life, why not? I want to have his life and enjoy everything that he had... I am still the daughter of our father! I'm Izel Sezin and I promise to do the switch!

"Be my bride… or I’ll be your groom?" Sabi ng matatanda, kapag sinukat mo ang isang wedding gown nang hindi para sa ’yo, hindi ka makakapag-asawa. Akala ni Azura pamahiin lang iyon hanggang sa araw na pinaglaitan siya ng tadhana. Nakita niya lamang ang sarili nakidnap at dinala sa simbahan habang suot-suot ang wedding gown na sinukat lang naman niya at dinadala sa harap ng altar. At ang groom? Nakangising demonyo habang tutok ang baril sa kanyang sentido, pilit siyang pinapa-"I do." Doon niya napagtantong hindi ito ordinaryong lalaki. She accidentally married a mafia boss— a cunning, cold, breathtakingly handsome alpha, and dangerously untouchable. Pero paano paninindigan ni Azura ang pagiging asawa ng isang lalaking ubod ng sungit, laging ipinapaalala sa kanyang papel lang ang kasal nila, at tila ba ayaw siyang bigyan ng puwang kahit sa puso? At paano siya lalayo kung simula’t sapul… lihim na pala niya itong minahal? Sa gitna ng panganib, pagtataksil, at isang nakalipas na kinalimutan ng lalaki—may paraan pa ba para kumawala si Azura sa kamay ng mafia boss? O matagal na pala siyang bihag hindi sa baril… kundi sa pagmamahal? Language: Taglish

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 1] Xianelle Hearter Daza was in love to a man she never expect to easily fall in love with her. They're opposite to each other. She came from the wealthy family with the strict and dominant that’s why there relationship was secret. She love him the most that’s why she even give herself on him without hesitation. The next day, after they shared the memorable night. He didn’t show himself to her. She even lost communication for a month. Until one day she discover that her boyfriend got her pregnant! Money. Fame and businesses is valuable to her parents. Her father believe that she's carrying the child of shameless guy and disgrace to the family. She still had a choice to save her child. And that is to be with the father of her baby. But she never expect that her boyfriend will say; “Abort it, Xianelle. If you value that kid more than the good life you had, well, I’m not that stupid as you are. I’m not going to choose you and your kid over my family reputation.” —Klint Axis Salvador. Ngunit paano kung sa muli nilang pagkikita alokin siya nito ng malaking halaga kapalit ng isang supling na babae. Is she can forever hide Alizardior Klinton Axis “AKAS” Salvador Pendilton’s unwanted son?

Paano mo ipaglalaban ang pagmamahal na minsan mo nang sinukuan? Lucky swore she’d never look back. Matapos ang isang mapait na hiwalayan, pinili niyang bumuo ng tahimik na buhay kasama ang anak niya—malayo kay Axel, ang lalaking minsan niyang minahal, pero siya ring dahilan ng pinakamalaking sakit niya. Pero sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, muling nagkrus ang landas nila, at ngayon, hindi na lang puso niya ang nakataya—pati na rin ang buhay nilang mag-ina. Sa kabila ng galit at sakit, napilitan siyang tanggapin ang proteksyon ni Axel. Pero paano kung sa bawat araw na kasama niya ito, unti-unting mabura ang poot at bumalik ang damdaming pilit niyang nilabanan? Lalo na nang matuklasan niyang hindi pala siya kailanman iniwan nito—sa lihim na paraan, Axel had been protecting her all along. Ngunit bago pa niya mas maunawaan ang lahat, isang trahedya ang muling yumanig sa buhay niya—isang pagkakamali, isang maling akala, at isang pagdukot na naglagay sa kanya sa bingit ng kamatayan. At sa gitna ng panganib, nakita niya ang isang Axel na handang isakripisyo ang lahat, kahit ang sariling buhay, para mailigtas siya. Ngayon, hawak niya ang pinakamahalagang tanong—bibitawan ba niya ulit ang lalaking hindi kailanman bumitaw sa kanya? Sa isang mundo ng lihim, galit, at pagsubok, kaya pa ba nilang ipaglaban ang pag-ibig na minsan nang nawala? O masyado nang huli ang lahat?

I wake up one day to find that I've become the power bank of the whole dorm. When the percentage shown above my dorm mates' heads is low, they'll be tired, angry, and ill-tempered. My job is to help them recharge via all sorts of physical contact. If I don't do my part, my grumpy dorm mates will force me to charge them up anyway…