Funny Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

I murmur, looking through the stuff, "Half of this won't make it past my ass." "Hey, I love your ass," Leo rushes to say, but his mom gasps so he makes a grimace, realizing what he said in front of her, "That was a joke." "Don't be crass, especially not in front of other people," she chastises him, "You are definitely not fat, Jolene and I'm sure we'll find something you love in your size." Huh. My mom would've called me an obese whale by now, but I guess not all moms are the same.

The Fat guy chuckled, “It seems the Academe Department has really sharp tongue! So confident, your department always mocking us in our knowledge but unfortunately in this situation, physical strength will win! Hand us that girl and we will forget what you said.” Zitrey snickered, “You're a fool.” She pointed to the person beside her and said. “This person is a man.” With Zitrey's words, the Owl logo guy was in shock. He can't even move away from his gaze to the person beside him. “Did I heard him wrong? This big bro didn't think of me as a girl?” “Hah?! What kind of joke are you saying?” the Fat guy said in confusion. “Are you blind? You can't even see that beauty beside you? How come she's

"This... this is because I am fat, and it's easy to feel hot, especially the place under my arms. It is so hot, so I have no choice but to raise my hand high,in order to be cooler..." The fat man's serious explanation, as well as his anxious expression and shameless face, forced his acting to the end. It was really a kind of unspeakable joke. "Yes?" "Yes!" After the group of disciples behind him felt their Martial Uncle's "summoning", they also kept nodding. After saying that, afraid that Samuel and the others might not believe it; he squatted down in a panic, picked up the iron club, raised it over his head, and performed the so-called being cooler.

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

I say teasing. “Yes, you have to now,” Fatima laughs. “You can’t be serious. I am not paying for anyone’s meal,” Emma says laughing with us. “Yeah, we know, we are just joking.” I say smiling. “You better be.” “You guys won’t believe what happened to me yesterday.” Fatima says after our laughter dies down. “What happened?” I ask.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

The giggles pure out of my mouth as i watch him move his head from side to side. "What's funny?" He asks and i cover my mouth with both hands, holding in my laugh as i watch his fat lips move up and down in a quack rotation, his big head only growing bigger and bigger as he lifts an eyebrow at me. I couldn't hold it anymore so i burst out laughing so loud i nearly choke on my digested drink. "Have you been eating does mushroom like fertilizers again?" "What the fuck no!" He frowns "And what's so funny?"