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Cursed Casanova

Cursed Casanova

Simbang gabi kasi kaya maraming mga tao. "Lahat naman kasi ng bagay nagagawan ng paraan. Lunurin mo lang ng mga matatamis na pangako at mga salita makukuha mo na. Kunin mo ang kiliti ng mga kababaihan at hindi naman kaiba ang isang Segundo sa mga babaeng naikama ko." Presko at puno ng kumpyansa ang boses nito. "Ano kaya ang itsura ng dalagang Casanova nang malaman niya na pinaglaruan mo lang ang damdamin niya," tanong naman ng isa pang kaibigan niya.
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My Lawyer Ex-Boyfriend (COMPLETED)

My Lawyer Ex-Boyfriend (COMPLETED)

he said and caressed my waist. I tried to hide my smile but it turns out to be a smirk to that wannabe bitch. "Kung maging wall ang mukha ko, at least hindi ang boobies ko." asar ko sa kaniya. Natawa naman ang mga tao sa paligid namin. The show is not yet done, bitch. You're trying to stole my place, huh. "Your brain is like your boobies, flat and no air." Huling sambit ko bago hinila si Kashmiere at naglakad paalis ngunit nakailang hakbang pa lamang kami nang sumigaw ito ng malakas. Napahinto kaming pareho.
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The Mafia Boss's Naive Wife (Cosa El Gamma # 1)

The Mafia Boss's Naive Wife (Cosa El Gamma # 1)

“Oo naman. At saka humuhusay ka na sa English. I’m sure, mananalo ka sa pageant. Bukod sa maganda ka, sexy, magaling ka ring sumagot at mula sa puso.” Kinilig pati laman niya sa papuri ni Shaira. Naingganyo tuloy siya na magsanay pa sa question and ansuwer portion. May tatlong subjet pa sila sa exam at plano niya pagkatapos ay magsanay ulit sila ni Shaira. “Marunong na rin akong rumampa, Shaira. Nanood ako ng video ng beauty pageant,” pagmamalaki niya.
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The Famous Hosts Fell in Love with Me

The Famous Hosts Fell in Love with Me

"Taylor baby, you're so supreme, Every step you take is like a dream. Haters talk, but you don’t mind, ‘Cause at the top, you’re one of a kind." Kasabay ng paghinto niya ay ang pagkawala rin ng tugtog, pero hindi pa pala siya tapos. She faced the right side, her arms crossed in front, before she rotated the cap and moved it closer to her face. "Break it down, yow!" [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jusko! Pigil na pigil ako tumawa rito kasi tulog na katabi ko!] [Talented naman pala nitong host.]
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The Dragon's Seal: DEATH after LIFE (TAGALOG)

The Dragon's Seal: DEATH after LIFE (TAGALOG)

*postphones Embarrassed Punch* "So kasalanan ko? Kasalanan ko bang ayaw kong mag-bra!? Kasalanan ko ba kung hindi ako makahinga kapag may bra!?" "Oo! Pwede ka naman kasing mag-tube or sando---" "Sa ayaw ko, eh! Umaalog-alog pa din sila!" And there her punch. Inalis niya ang suot niyang cap at bonet. Revealing her hair na napaka-tingkad sa pagka-violet. *speechless*
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Chasing the Rejected CEO

Chasing the Rejected CEO

Sumabay na ang lalaki, "Now! Let's welcome our beautiful, stunning, contestants of White Kiss modeling contest! Ladies, please in!" Sa sobrang lakas ng kabog ng dibdib ko nagkamali pa ang paghakbang ko. Muntik pa akong matisod at nagsalita ang babae sa likod ko, "Relax, we can make it!" I chuckled habang hinihintay ang pagpasok ng ikapito sa unahan ko. "Yeah, sorry..." I murmurs at huminga nang malalim. Kaya ko ito! Para kay Tres, kaya ko ito.
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Unstoppable Desire (Road to Happiness)Book 2

Unstoppable Desire (Road to Happiness)Book 2

Kita ko pa ang pagtaas-baba ng Adam’s apple niya. Napahagikhik ako. “Why are you laughing, bhabe?” tanong ni George. “Nothing, bhabe.” mabilis kong sagot. Tumakbo ako palapit kina Audrey at Elena at hinawakan silang dalawa. “Wow!” exaggerated na sigaw ni George. “Nick, swimsuit competition na pala, Miss Universe edition!” Nick smiled nervously, pero dagdag ni George, “Pero syempre, alam mo kung sino ang panalo, right?”
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DARKER SHADES OF RAIN

DARKER SHADES OF RAIN

"What the hell did you just call me?" "Mr.Make a Guess..." Kaswal niyang sagot. Kita niyang sarkastiko itong natawa. "Woah. I like your humor now kaysa noong huli tayong nagkita. Pambawi man lang sa boring mong itsura. You're small, flat-chested, I wonder if you grew at least a butt cheek so you won't look like a bamboo stick." anito habang hinahagod siya ng tingin. "You're really not sexy at all kaya nakapagtataka talaga na nagugustuhan ka ni Rain. You're not even attractive.
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YOUNG AGAIN

YOUNG AGAIN

Isang s****p pa ay lumalabas kaagad ang katas ng kan'yang kepyas. "Hindi mo talaga ako binibigo! Napakatamis parin ng iyong kuting," Sambit nito sa nanginginig na boses. "Aaaahhh..." Ungol niya nang muling masayaran ng dila ang kan'yang kaselanan. Halos umarko din ang kan'yang katawan nang magsimula itong s******n ang labi sa kan'yang ibaba. Tila uhaw na uhaw ito at doon pilit kumukuha ng tubig.
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