Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

He smirked back and winked again. 'Just fuck off!!!' I scribbled messily below his so called message which wasted my time. Yeah! Yeah! I know I am a nerd to them. I shouldn't cuss but no one messes with me while am in my English literature class. What can I say? I am not even a nerd! If by studying hard and being serious in class makes me a nerd, then, so be it. And that too if we are studying one of Shakespeare's most romantic plays, you can't expect me not to concentrate and act like those who are not interested in class. And then some dickhead decides to disturb me. I groaned.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

she said sadly I giggled a little "what are your abilities" "I'm a nerd, I'm good at science and math stuff like that" she said while still looking at her menu "I'm okay at math but I don't really like science" "What, science is awesome, learning about different life forms, organisms and how the body works" "Oh wow you were soo right" "About what" she asked looking up at me "You are a nerd" I said laughing making her drop her jaw "what, you just got excited over science"

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

"Sorry girl, but you know there is no exact time for work, every day is a work day." I stared at her, this isn’t something Barbara will say, it kinda sounded like something I use to say "Did you just say every day is a working day?" "I think I did, what has happened to me?" She said with a bit of laughter in her voice "Oh my goodness, I need a dick to fuck badly before I start talking like a nerd who just got her first contract." "Do you realize I said that to you when I got my first contract?" "Ohh, so you’re the nerd I am talking about"

I said rubbing my forehead in a frustrating way “Is it?” He asked and I nodded, “So guess who?” “Ummm….I'm sorry but I don't see any smartness in those of your friends” “Hehe…..” I laughed at him in a mocking way, “Nile, do you know one thing?” I asked him, blowing out dirt from my finger, “What?” He asked “If my friends decide to do something not even the devil himself can stop them” I said to him smirking “Why do you say that?”

Maybe he'd disguised it as a rash? "She's a bit busy at the moment, Father!" The demon rolled his hips down, mashing my cheek into the rough-hew of the centuries-old confessional chair, hairy swollen balls striking me in the chin. "Just a little…tongued tied!" Ugh, the puns! Why did they always think they were funny? They had as much wit as a fucking frat boy ten sheets to the wind on a Thirsty Thursday! Imbeciles! Bingo! There we are, right on the taint!

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !