Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

That tiny twitch of expression that said, I’m pretending I’m mad but actually you’re my favorite person alive. We drifted for a few minutes. I think I said something about correlation not meaning causation, and he threw a pillow at me for being a nerd. Standard night. Then he stretched, arms above his head, hoodie riding up just a little, and let out the most dramatic sigh in human history. “I’m gonna fail,” he announced. “You’re not.” “I am. And you’ll have to visit me in a sad post-dropout cave where I eat instant noodles and cry about standard deviations.”

Thinking of that wiped the smile off her face. Benny noticed instantly. “What’s wrong? You look sad all of a sudden.” “Nothing,” she replied. “Just… thinking about things.” “Don’t be sad,” he said, trying to lighten the mood. “Because sad spelled backwards is ‘das,’ and das not good.” She blinked, then burst into laughter. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” “Yeah,” he shrugged. “But it made you laugh, didn’t it?” And she did. She let out another genuine and bubbly laugh until he walked in and instantly the air in the kitchen dripped ten degrees.

The money hit everywhere across the floor. “You know, zoom in on her face,” someone laughed, feeding the chaos. “She’s about to start crying!” The voices blended into an ugly chorus. Someone shouted, “That bitch is the stupidest nerd I’ve seen. How could she think Adrian would ever date her?” The words felt like a thousand small knives.

She’d have to be careful not to make it too obvious, although most people would probably take it as unbridled animosity. “It’s just a turn of phrase,” I said. “Like saying someone throws like a girl. Doesn’t mean girls can’t throw. Just that most of them look like a spaz when they do it.” “Twaddle!” said Flossie. Somehow everyone was getting the hump with me over nothing. Phil might have been a pro at getting people’s backs up, but I was a born natural. “Hey, let’s all bear in mind I had a difficult childhood and often say stupid things. Think of it as a mental illness, like Tourette’s, but in fully formed sentences.” This didn’t seem to appease them.

I don’t usually laugh this loud. “Why?" I heard him ask. “I’m so stupid,” I replied, still laughing a little. “I don’t have her car keys.” Zandrey stared at me for a few seconds. Maybe he couldn’t believe how stupid I am right now. “I’m so sorry,” I said. I tried to stop myself from laughing and it really took so much effort. “No, it’s okay,” he replied with a smile. “You’re fun when you’re drunk.” “I’m not drunk,” I battled. “Are you drunk?”

' She said to herself. Then start singing left, right, out loud without noticing it. "Ugh, stop with your singing." Derek covered his ears. Harlow ignored Derek to sing louder. "Gods, I swear the older you get the more annoying you are." Derek groaned. Harlow looked over at him. “The less you grow, the less you know, Ferek." Derek start laughing at her, "really punk? Must you forget, in less than two weeks, you will be fully grown? Completely immortal, which means you will be just as stupid."

"Deaf? Or a parrot? Oh, to choose or not to choose." "Don't be so rude. My grandmother was a parrot," Erin trailed off, earning a hearty chuckle from the latter. "What's it with you and grandmas?" Uriel shook his head, breathy laughter escaping his throat. "You mean, me with your grandma," Erin cheekily winked. "Wow, so you can actually joke around, sour sauce," Uriel poked. "Spicy sock," Erin retorted. "Bitter bitch." "Whiny wiener." "Don't you dare talk about my wiener!"

She could drown in them for all she cared. “Oh, the boring stuff.” He chuckled. “It’s not boring! It’s cool actually.” Pru defended with pride in her tone “Nerd.” Tom said teasingly “I believe you’re the biggest nerd here since you’re with all that blood and science-y stuff.” She retorted his tease with a smug on her face.

she prays with all her heart. But it seems like again, the universe wanted this day to be hard for her or extremely annoying. She hears one of the males, the one with badly-gelled hair, cheap cologne— he leans back and says loudly. "Hello, Glass Nerd, hope you can see where you are heading to with those four eyes of yours." Seraphina smiles inwardly. The jerk was trying to be funny. Well, he actually succeeded because the two other morons beside him generate giggles when he finishes.

I am insane, literally. ----