Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

I said to ease the awkwardness I am feeling. “I just like to study but it doesn’t mean I am a nerd,” he said and sipped his juice. I smirked. You are Ronald. You’re a nerd. My nerd.

"Aside from reading and being a nerd" "You know that being a nerd is more of a compliment than an insult, right?" "Of course I do." His pitch is high, and I narrow my eyes at him to be sure he is not trying to pull my leg. "Being smart is sexy..." He cleared his throat and slapped on the gloves. "What I mean is that it is commendable."

Nai: “You okay there Naraja? You're lookin’ a little sad n’ wonky in the face. You okay? You okay?” Naraja: “I hear you! I hear you! Geez! First of all, who the hell says ‘sad ‘n wonky’ in the same sentence and I’m alright, I’m alright my face just tends to do this, don't worry about it too much, k.” Nai: “Hmmm, if y’a say so but if there’s something bothering you, just say so.” Naraja: “Aah, ‘just say so’, huh. I’ll keep that in mind in the back of my mind as a mental tab...”

His arms tighten looking for my acceptance of his apology. "I understand. You're a man in demand. This is the part where you have to save the Internet by pressing buttons on your laptop, right?" Finn relaxes his grip a little at my joke. "Kind of, but I type fast. Some might even say I'm a speeding bullet." Even I catch his Superman reference and groan at the horribleness of it, but it's nice to hear one of his nerdy jokes again. Maybe nothing is wrong after all.

I paused and gave him a sarcastic smile, “but if you say the magic word, I’ll accept your offer.” “Vidal, you’re unreasonable.” “Dude, I was born that way. Cant change it, sponge-boby specs.” The students in the back snickered at my comment, making me even more confident. I even heard someone saying, ‘yes make him regret being born’. “Just the magic word. Common. I bet it’s not that difficult.” I arched both of my brows with a lopsided grin. “Never.” He replied and turned back towards the black board, ready to write down the organic chemical formulas.

It was loud and real, the kind of laugh that loosens something genuinely tight in your chest and makes you feel lighter than you have any right to feel. "You know what's funny though?" I said, wiping carefully at the corner of my eye so I didn't destroy the liner. "When I was riding his dick, he didn't seem to think I was a nerd at all, so Imma let that asshole see what the nerd does next!" Jody pointed both hands at me. "That is exactly the energy! Go out there and remind every single person in that school who you are!" "Come with me," I said, grabbing my bag.

He asked, staring at me. With my lips in between my teeth, I racked my brain for the answer. “Synthetic reaction?” I answered a question after realizing that I was wrong. I pushed my glasses with my index finger as I gulped hard. “You're wrong.” He replied sharply causing the entire class to laugh at me. “The nerd got it wrong, how shameful.” “Thought nerds are supposed to be smart?” Another voice said. I sat on my seat and lowered my head immediately. This was just my first day back at school. I was already tired.

He smirked back and winked again. 'Just fuck off!!!' I scribbled messily below his so called message which wasted my time. Yeah! Yeah! I know I am a nerd to them. I shouldn't cuss but no one messes with me while am in my English literature class. What can I say? I am not even a nerd! If by studying hard and being serious in class makes me a nerd, then, so be it. And that too if we are studying one of Shakespeare's most romantic plays, you can't expect me not to concentrate and act like those who are not interested in class. And then some dickhead decides to disturb me. I groaned.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.