Novel & Cerita Funny Smartass Sayings

There was a twinkle in his eyes as he said it. They were buzzing. "And ... what about you, Marlon? Are you the smartest guy in class?" somebody said and the other laughed. "I'm surprised they haven't expelled your ass yet ... have you been a good boy?" another one asked. Marlon laughed it off, he took a gulp of his drink.

"I'm not stupid at all. You're the stupid one. I'm not even talking to you. Why are you saying you have to deal with me? We're not in any company to deal with each other. You're just a big, dangerous man with no intelligence. Learn from me; I'm intelligent. Even if I'm younger, my mind thinks correctly." "I think you're intelligent, but only from the bottom. You can be at the top in intelligence from the bottom. So keep your intelligence to yourself. I don't need it.”

Humans can be dumb and annoying. “I finally kidnapped my ex,” I said. They gazed at me for a moment and immediately burst into fits of laughter. “I think you should try comedy; you are in the wrong place.” I joined them in the laughter. Indeed, people should really believe people; when they say what they say, they mean it. "Okay, what do you guys say that I moved over there and took her?” I said with a sip of vodka. "No, you can't, Jake. I think you should sit this one out. We have tried,” one of them said.

“Joy, you are really smart, but not enough. You are just full of yourself.” “Fucking retard, what are you talking about?” Joy stopped laughing and looked at him scornfully. “I am saying, quick wits are nothing before absolute power.” Kaze put his smile away and said, “Show it to her.”

What was funny in what I said? “You’re truly not as smart as everyone claims you are,” he murmured, shaking his head in disappointment. “Such a disappointment to see the most talked about smart soon to be Alpha behave like a pup.” His words stung. My chest tightened, anger bubbling inside me as I yanked my arm free. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

She pointed to the old pros, then turned back to her drink. I snickered. “Nice.” “Thanks. I was about to punch him. What kind of idiot tries after what I said to the last guy? And with something as stupid as ‘Hey there, pretty girl’?!” She laughed. “I think I could do much better.” I said leaning closer. “What could you possibly say that I haven’t heard tonight?” She asked, incredulously. I leaned very close to her ear. “You’re probably the smartest chick in this bar and deserve to be treated like a human, not a piece of ass.” I whispered.

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !