Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

, we both laughed at the statement. "Are you being serious?" " Literally. You can try it". He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple. " Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up. " Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard. " Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

And I… “A lot of people say drunk people say and do dumbass things, Dane…” "But she still said it!" She screamed, voice so loud that the veins on her neck popped. "And don’t those fools also say that alcohol is basically everyone’s truth serum? Alcohol reveals what’s in the heart!” "Fine, then you’re the smart one. I’m always the dumbass.” Was my sarcastic reply. "Truth serum or not, alcohol is one of the many reasons why there’s so many bar fights and misunderstandings that end up with death. So don’t use that shit on me, Dane. It’s not fucking valid. You did stupid ass things too when you’re drunk!”

he said. USELESS!!! “Eh fuck shit Six, if you just call me that, I hope you don't call you don't know how nervous I am about what you did! You are really stupid !!!” I sighed. "Is that so hehe" I was even more irritated by the kind of laughter he had so I exploded, "YOU'RE STUPID I'M GOING TO KILL IT DON'T CALL ME IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT FOOL!" I would have killed him if he had spoken again.

“He had this way of making jokes at my expense, but I couldn’t feel insulted or I’d be a fucking drama queen. He'd say they were only jokes. He’d tell me, only he loved me or only he would find me beautiful. Fuck. Once he actually said, ‘you can put lipstick on a pig,’ when I was applying lipstick in a color he didn’t like.” I growled. “Asshole. You are beautiful though. And smart. And funny and you don’t take shit from anyone. That’s what I’ve always loved about you. You didn’t care how you looked and wore those nerdy t-shirts and jeans with every hair color from the rainbow.”

This is so funny, well I was born smart so no one can outsmart me. "Did you see this shit?" I asked Mark who was laughing. "Did you see this whore?" I chuckled. "I see" he says, I stood up and walk out. "Zee, what are you gonna do" he asked. "Well.....I'm gonna tell her" ******** "I wasn't born yesterday, you know?" I tell the bitch in front of me. The thing is, no one can outsmart me. "You'll regret this" she yelled before walking off, but not before slamming the door by my side.

I said and laughed He faces his me "Excuse me?, I look like an angry bird, miss stubborn head,".. he says, pointing out a finger at me. "Hey, do not act smart, I'm not miss stubborn head, you're the stubborn one,"? I said. "Oh really?", Abhishek playfully replied. "Yes! You're not only angry, but stubborn as well, you're definitely a complete doze of frustration,". . I made funny faces talking back at him.