Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

I said. I almost laughed at her . "You are pretty," she said. I smiled at her childish behavior . She's not understanding me one bit. "You are dumb silver," a boy told her. "Am not" she replied . "You are," the boy insisted. "Am not miss tell him I'm not dumb" Silver said. She's really dumb but I couldn't help but think that these kids are just adorable. They have no care in the word I want to be freed just like them.

"It's because I'm smarter than you, isn't it?" I allowed myself to let out a dry laugh at his smart ass comment. "It's because you've allowed yourself to be more emotional than I ever have. You've allowed yourself to actually live. I honestly don't know what to make out of all of these .... feelings. I don't know if I'd be able to handle this on my own, at least not correctly. So in a round about way, yes, you're smarter than me."

Before he could say whatever he wanted to say, I cut in. "If you're just going to stand there like unwanted wannabes, you might as well bring everyone joy by leaving the class." The guys were shocked. Then one of them—the one with the cockiest smirk—responded, "I don't waste my breath on worthless things." I propped my hand under my chin, staring at him lazily, already thinking he was the one with the lowest IQ by the way he responded. "Quit trying to be a smart-ass when you're just a real ass. I mean, your ass must really get jealous of your mouth for all the shits that comes out of it."

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

As we climbed onto our logs, we started a friendly banter and it devolved into insults… Baylor: “I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a statement smarter than that.” Kenneth: “If you’re gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.” Mitchum: “I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one.” Baylor: “It’s pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.” Mitchum: “Yo mama!” and with that he fell off his log at 1 hour 27 minutes. I looked at Kenneth and continued.

"Say the dirtiest thing that comes into your head." I answered and I was surprised by my answer as it spilled out of me but seemed like it came from someone else. "My ass needs to be fucked by an expert." My ass needs to be filled by a real cock." My ass needs a hard fucking by a big man with a big dick who has fucked a lot of ass." I couldn't believe what I had just said.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”