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Sa araw ng kanilang blind date. Lucky Jeanne Harry got  married to a stranger. Ang buong akala niya na magkakaroon sila na magkasama na may respeto at simpleng buhay pagkatapos ng kasal, pero hindi niya inakala that her husband was a sticky person. Ang ikinagulat pa niya nang husto, kapag may problema si Lucky na kinakaharap, siya ay lalapit at lahat ng problema niya ay malulutas. Kapag tinanong siya niya kung bakit, he always said that he was lucky.  Hanggang isang araw, nanonood si Lucky  ng interview tungkol sa pinakamayamang tao sa Pilipinas na kung saan famous for spoiling his wife. Nagulat si Lucky na makita  niya that the richest man ay kamukha mismo ng kanyang asawa. He spoiled his wife like crazy, and the one he spoiled, walang iba kundi si Lucky. Ma swerte nga ba si Lucky o may kapalit ang lahat?  

“No can do. I'm a changed man now. The only pussy I want is my wife's," I drawl. She practically sputters, invisible steam oozing from her ears. "Get your filthy hands off me," she snarls. I lean in, my lips grazing her earlobe. “Why? Afraid that I'm going to find out how much your body still yearns for mine?" I drawl, and she shivers, pressing her thighs together as I squeeze her hip lightly. … I’ve hated Hayden Wolfe since high school. He made my life hell. When I’m suddenly thrown into an arranged marriage with him, I’m convinced I’ve hit rock bottom. He needs a wife to secure his position in his family’s billion-dollar empire. I need my father’s company to survive. Neither of us had a choice. Now we’re the perfect couple in public, and sworn enemies behind closed doors. And my new goal? Make Hayden Wolfe beg for a divorce. What started as late-night screaming matches explodes into hate filled kisses and touches that leaves me burning. Do I still hate him with every fiber of my being? Or am I already hopelessly, shamefully addicted to the man I promised to destroy? Warning: Mature content, intense bickering, mentions of dark themes such as psychological trauma, violence and emotional distress.

Bunda Zayna, perempuan asal Parepare, Sulawesi Selatan, adalah seorang trader saham sekaligus konten kreator edukasi finansial yang dikenal cerdas dan berintegritas. Dari ruang kerjanya yang sederhana, ia membangun reputasi melalui analisis yang tajam dan sikap profesional. Di rumah, ia adalah ibu bagi Ana dan Ziyan, serta istri yang menjaga keharmonisan keluarganya dengan penuh kesetiaan. Tanpa pernah ia sadari, video-videonya ditonton oleh Karim—miliarder berdarah Turki-Bandung, pemilik kerajaan bisnis real estate, resort, dan tambang energi terbarukan. Di tengah ekspansi bisnisnya ke Indonesia dengan Bandung sebagai pusat operasional, Karim diam-diam mengagumi kecerdasan dan keteguhan prinsip Bunda Zayna. Pertemuan mereka terjadi melalui kerja sama investasi di Makassar. Karim menunjuk Bunda Zayna sebagai pengelola portofolio pribadinya. Namun ketika ia melihat langsung keharmonisan keluarga perempuan itu, hatinya goyah. Untuk pertama kalinya, Karim merasakan cinta yang tak bisa ia miliki. Ia berusaha mengikhlaskan. Di tengah pergulatan batin, Karim menyadari dirinya telah lama jauh dari Tuhan. Cinta yang mustahil itu justru membawanya kembali pada sholat dan doa. Orang tuanya, yang memahami perubahan itu, berusaha menjaga agar Karim tidak tenggelam terlalu dalam pada perasaan yang semu. Namun ujian sesungguhnya datang dari dunia investasi. Manuver bisnis yang kejam menyeret nama Bunda Zayna dalam isu manipulasi pasar, mengancam reputasinya. Karim harus memilih: menggunakan kekuasaannya untuk melindungi perempuan yang ia cintai, atau mundur demi menjaga kehormatan dan batas yang tak boleh dilanggar. Investor Asing adalah kisah tentang cinta yang hadir di waktu yang salah, tentang iman yang kembali tumbuh, dan tentang kesetiaan yang menjadi investasi paling berharga dalam kehidupan.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Mine's been chilling for five years. The night James Reed kicked me out of his life, I was pregnant, penniless, and naive enough to believe love mattered more than money. He taught me better. When you're bleeding out in the rain, clutching your stomach while your best friend laughs from his doorway, you learn exactly what you're worth to people like them. Zero. But the woman who nearly died that night? She stayed dead. The one who came back is someone else entirely. Anna Quinn. Lost daughter of California's most powerful family. CEO of her own pharmaceutical empire. And the silent majority shareholder in James Reed's failing company. He's about to learn what happens when you build an empire on stolen foundations. His marriage has cracks he doesn't see. And the investors keeping him afloat? They answer to me now. He thinks he's untouchable. That my formula made him invincible. But success built on stolen work has a way of crumbling when the original genius decides to pull the rug out. I don't want him back. I want him ruined. And this time, I'm the one holding all the cards.

✨ Sinopsis Novel "Cinta yang Datang Tanpa Isyarat" Bagi Aruna, cinta bukan lagi prioritas. Setelah ditinggalkan tanpa alasan lima tahun lalu di ambang pernikahan, ia memilih membangun dinding tinggi di hatinya. Hidupnya kini hanya berputar di antara kesibukan kantor dan kesepian yang sudah lama ia anggap biasa. Namun, semua mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Rakha, seorang arsitek misterius yang hadir di saat paling tak terduga—di tengah hujan dan hati yang enggan terbuka. Ada sesuatu di mata pria itu, sesuatu yang membuat Aruna merasa dilihat lebih dari sekadar apa yang ia tunjukkan. Saat Aruna mulai belajar membuka hati, bayang-bayang masa lalu kembali menghantuinya. Dio, pria yang pernah menghancurkan hatinya, muncul lagi dengan permintaan maaf dan alasan yang selama ini ia sembunyikan. Di antara dua pria yang membawa cerita berbeda, Aruna dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit: Menggenggam masa lalu yang nyaris membuatnya hancur, atau mengambil risiko mencintai seseorang yang hadir tanpa peringatan. Namun, apa yang Aruna tak tahu—Rakha pun menyimpan rahasia. Dan terkadang, cinta yang datang tanpa isyarat membawa luka yang lebih dalam dari yang pernah ia bayangkan. #RomansaDewasa #CintaSegitiga #SecondChance #MisteriMasaLalu #PertemuanTakTerduga #DramaRomantis #HealingJourney #MoveOnOrStay

Hidup Serina Veronika seorang mahasiswi yang semula tenang, mulai terganggu dengan kedatangan tetangga baru tepat disamping rumahnya. Tetanggga barunya yang merupakan seorang pria bernama Damar itu langsung terlibat insiden tidak mengenakkan dengannya sewaktu di bus. Serina menuduh Damar sebagai pria mesum yang melecehkannya di transportasi umum. “Dasar pria mesum! Beraninya kamu melecehkan saya di tempat umum seperti ini?” Dengan suara lantang, Serina meneriaki Damar sebagai pria mesum di depan semua orang. Meskipun, Damar mencoba mengelak tuduhan itu, namun Serina masih bersikukuh jika Damar lah yang melecehkannya. "Bukan saya pelakunya." Tanpa Serina tahu, ternyata tetangga mesumnya itu adalah dosen baru di kampusnya. Serina tak percaya dengan semua ini, hingga membuatnya mati kutu di hadapan Damar. Mulai hari itu, mereka terlibat banyak hal bersama. Damar sosok misterius yang menyimpan banyak rahasia nyatanya mampu menarik perhatian dari Serina. Damar banyak sekali membantu masalah keluarga Serina hingga membuat Serina merasa berhutang budi kepada Damar. Namun, tanpa Serina tahu, kebaikan yang Damar tunjukkan selama ini nyatanya menyimpan sejuta tujuan yang membuat Serina terperangkap ke dalamnya. “Kamu harus menanggung dosa yang telah dia lakukan. Aku datang kesini untuk membalas semuanya, Serina.” Rahasia besar apa yang sebenarnya Damar sembunyikan dari Serina?

He snaked his arm around my waist and pressed my body against his. I stiffened in his hold, frozen with fear, anger, and a strange desire pulsing through my veins. “I’m Dante Romero, sweetheart.” His voice was low with a dangerously seductive edge, and I flushed with heat. “There are a lot of things I would dare that are beyond your imagination.” Dante tilted his head, placing his sinfully enticing lips above my ear. “I’m giving you a choice, Olivia: move in with me or get ready to never see your boys again.” ~~ Five years after a blurry one-night stand that led to a major sex scandal, Olivia Miller returns to Los Angeles with her triplet sons to start a new, peaceful life. That was until Dante Romero, the ruthless, cold-hearted CEO, barged into her life, outraged at her for hiding his children. Much to her dismay, he gives her two options: fight him for custody of their sons or move in with him. Helpless and afraid to lose her sons, Olivia decides to move in but vows to avoid him at all costs. But how could she when Dante, who claims she was paid to set him up and despise her, remains at her side, luring her in like a terrible dark temptation? What really happened five years ago on that dark, passionate night, and how is it tied to the death threats she’s receiving? ~Book one of The Billionaires' Lovers Series~

Aria once believed in forever—until her husband Zane Callahan shattered her world with a divorce that felt like a death sentence. Broken, betrayed, and bleeding from the loss of their unborn child, she disappeared into the shadows and rebuilt herself as a one-week wife-for-hire. No strings. No scars. No emotions. Until Kane Callahan walked in. He needed a bride to inherit his dying father's empire. She needed one more contract before vanishing again. But one thing neither expected? The tangled past that bound them—because Kane is Zane’s estranged brother. Aria swore she would never love again. Kane swore he would never forgive. But secrets don’t stay buried. And neither do hearts that never truly stopped beating. By Monday, the contract ends. By Monday, someone will break! By Monday, a love built on lies might just be the only truth worth saving.

He makes you touch the sky when he’s between your legs, claiming your body with a passion that dismantles your defenses. He takes root in your chest, reaches the darkest corners of your mind — and it excites you. Maybe that’s what connected you two. He saw your worst side and loved you. You saw his worst and loved him back. DON, The Pitbull — as he became known for his brutal bites inside São Paulo’s fighting rings — arrived in the city while fleeing a barbaric crime, forced to rebuild his life in the shadows. Today, he is the “King of Tartarus,” ruler of an underground fight club sponsored by powerful businessmen and corrupt politicians. On a cold São Paulo night, his path collides with that of a reckless, drunken girl who runs him over on a deserted street. From that encounter, an uncontrollable obsession is born between them. Louise lives in a world opposite to Don’s. Wealthy, the daughter of influential figures, she once had a perfect life — until she discovered it was nothing but an illusion. It’s when the criminal steps in that she finds her emergency exit. Don is the shot of adrenaline she desperately craves. He is the drug that intoxicates her. The punishment she deserves. And Louise can’t resist. The attraction between them is forbidden, and little by little it awakens the darkest instincts within the criminal. It’s as if he can see a side of Louise that no one else can — a side she fights fiercely to keep hidden. Lou knows Don carries a disturbing past. That he is dangerous and violent. But what should make her afraid and push her away is also what excites her… and fuels a ravenous desire.

Romane Romano III is a spoiled brat son of a billionaire. What he wants, what he gets. Pero paano kung sa lahat ng gusto niya ay meron siyang kahati ? Ano ang gagawin ni Romane para mawala ang kanyang kahati? Meet Gianna Rae Roberto the big tomboy of the city na palaging kaagaw ni Romane sa maraming bagay pati na sa babaeng nagugustuhan niya. Paano kaya matatakasan ni Gianna ang galit ng isang Romane? Saan hahantong ang kanilang pag-aaway at agawan? Paano kung ang kanilang agawan ay mauwi sa pag - iibigan?