Mom Quotes Funny Mga Nobela at Kwento

Sarkastikong ngumiti si Mom sa kaniya. "It's because your face pisses me off whenever I see it." Asar na sabi ni Mom na ikina-tawa namin. They're cool, right? "But you'll look for me afterwards while crying. You can't live without me." Nangingisi at mapang-asar na sabi ni Dad na nagpa-tawa sa amin. Lol, Dad. "Fuck you, Estaroza. Shut the fuck up." Inis na sabi ni Mom pero namumula. Dahil doon ay mas lalo kaming nagtawanan habang inaasar siya.

ani Mom ni Liam, kaya pinaupo ako at isinuot sakin ang heels, at para na akong maiiyak dahil saktong sakto at sobrang ganda. “Woa, you're so gorgeous hija!” saad pa ng mom ni Liam. “Don't cry ma! masisira ang make up nyo, baka umiyak rin ako masira pareho ang make up natin” saad ko habang nagpipigil ring maluha dahil nakita ko ang namumuo naring luha sa mata ng mom ni Liam. “Sorry, masaya lang talaga ako… Sobrang saya ko hija.” saad pa nito at niyakap ako.

Pinunasan ko ang luha sa kanyang pisngi. "Happy birthday, babies. Thank you for coming into my life. I'm so happy that I am your Mom. Mahal na mahal ko kayo, Uno, Deuce, Tressa. I don't know what to do with my life kung hindi kayo dumating sa akin. Always remember that Mommy loves you so much, to infinity and beyond." "We love you too, Mom." they said in unison and hugged me again.

Mom introduced me. "Was she the little girl I saw last time? Ang gandang bata naman nito!" One of them commented. They were all smiling and staring at me, which made me self-conscious. "Salamat po," I said politely, offering them a small smile. "I thought you were sisters!" Joked the old man. They were all laughing and joking with each other, and I had never seen my mother that cheerful since dad died. Mom was all smiles and laughs that made me laugh too. After that, Mom excused us at hinla nya naman ako papunta sa ibang crowd.

I bit the inside of my cheeks, stifling a chuckle. Mom chuckled when he saw his reaction. "First time dads are really funny and cute at the same time," she says, and I quickly agree. Reeve swallowed hard, and I can't control myself but to let out a soft chuckle because of his reaction. Kinagat 'ko ang pang-ibabang labi 'ko nang ngumuso siya. He's so damn cute!

Mom mocks a little bit on Ten but he is staying at his cool. "Mrs. De Vera, Nice to meet you I hope we will meet again" Tumayo na si Ten at Mom, at aalis na si Ten. "What?" Bigla akong nata-uhan at tumayo na din at habang sumunod ako kay Ten. "Take Care Son!" Mom wave at me at I'd waved back to her.

Si Dad din ay parang natulala at hindi makapaniwala, while Mom burst into tears and slap the doctor. Kwenelyuhan ni Mom ang doctor, "YOU USELESS PATHETIC LOWLIVES! HOW DARE YOU MOCK WITH US THAT MY SON IS DEAD?! NO! ZAINO IS ALIVE! F*CK YOU HAVE TO MAKE MY SON ALIVE OR ELSE I'M GONNA MAKE SURE TO DESTROY THIS HOSPITAL!" sigaw ni Mom habang umiiyak, Dad just let him dahil parang nawalan din siya ng lakas na pigilan pa si Mom.

ngiti kung pagpapasalamat kay mom, "Whahaha, my dear child! " Iyak na sabi ni mom, "Mom, I realize this is an emotional situation, but can you just put a stop to it? We're running late." reklamong sabi ni Ashwin kay mom. " Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, What a way to ruin a good mood! However, you are correct, and we will provide you with this as soon as possible. " ngiting sabi ni mom sa akin.

"Kung interesado ka sa akin, uunahan na kita. Hindi kita type. Wala kang sense of fashion. Look at your haircut. Hindi bagay sa suot mong salamin sa mata. And ang messy mo pa magkape. Iinom ka na nga lang ng kape, namantsahan pa ang damit mo." Yumuko naman ito at namilog ang mga mata nang makitang may mantsa nga. Napaikot ang kanyang mga mata nang nagpapanik na kumuha ito tissue sabay sabing ; "Lagot ako nito kay Mommy. Mapapagalitan ako ni Mommy!" Gosh! Mama's boy pa. Hindi katulad ni Vioxx na may sariling disisyon at kayang salungatin kahit ang ama pa nito.

habang himas himas ang kanyang batok "Don't worry Mom malapit na wait lang kasi kayo" "Naku!! kylan pa kapag naka wheelchair na kami ng Daddy mo di na namin mahahabol ang mga apo namin kapag ganon!!" Tanging natawa na lang ako sa sinabi niya "Hayaan mo muna siya, malay mo naman meron na talaga papakilala niya din satin-" "Naku kailan pa honey tumatanda na tayo,.Look!! dumadami na ang wrinkles ko sa noo, wala pang apo" rinig ko pang sabi ni mommy