One Liner Jokes Tagalog

"Strip naked." He commands with an authoritative seductive voice. "Huh! Why?" I asked because his outburst is surprising. "Just..." His voice trailed, as he made his way closer to me. "I want to see you naked." He whispers. I swallowed my saliva hard, as I made my way further inside the suite. Summoning up the courage, I unzip my red gown, while allowing the gown to freely flow down until it touches the floor. He smirks devilishly at me "Touch yourself." He commands. **** Cornelia Jamarreon is a young lady who is diagnosed with stage three cancer. All she ever wanted was to get married before her time on Earth came to an end. Her boyfriend dumped her on her birthday, leaving her so devastated that she ended up having a one-night stand with a stranger she knew nothing about. She awoke the next morning to discover that he had stolen her most valuable jewelry. 'Did I give my virginity to a thief?' She asked herself. "What would happen when Cornelia finally finds her Mister handsome? Will his family members accept her and her son?" "Will Cornelia live happily ever after, or will her cancer take her life?" Find out.....

“So, you really think I did what Fiona accused me of? I know it sounds bad, and it’s almost believable, but I’d never get into Fiona’s bed. If you could just slow down a minute, I’ll explain,” Jordan said. “Let’s assume Fiona is wrong. Where are you coming from right now? It just proves her allegations against you. As you can see, I’m busy. Please leave! I’d like to change my clothes,” I said firmly. His expression changed. “Ella, you’re kidding, right? I’ve literally seen all of you. In fact, I might have seen your guts when I’m between your legs,” he chuckled softly. “My point is, I love you, and I wouldn’t do anything to hurt you. So, please sit, and let’s talk,” Jordan said, walking toward me, grabbing the bag I had packed, and shoved it aside. Ella’s life of misfortune takes a shocking turn when a one-night stand with multimillionaire Jordan Denver leaves her pregnant. Jordan, who had been betrayed deeply by his ex, falls in love with Ella, but their happiness stands on the edge of a cliff, especially with an obsessed ex-girlfriend like Fiona threatening to destroy everything. Their world spirals further when Jordan is involved in a fatal shootout and loses parts of his memory, forgetting everything about Ella. In the midst of all this chaos, Ella’s freedom is threatened when she learns she might go to jail for a murder she’s been accused of. Will Jordan remember the woman who captured his heart and save her before it’s too late, or will Ella’s life come crashing down for good?

She went to a club with her friends to drink for the first time after finishing her third-year examinations. Gabriella was a 21-year-old virgin who had never kissed anybody before. She met a stranger at a club, accompanied him to a hotel, had her first kiss, and lost her virginity. She enjoyed herself. When she awoke the next morning, the man was gone,  He left. She found out she was pregnant a few months later. She continued to go to the hotel in the hopes of running into the man, but after four months, she gave up. He abandoned her, leaving her to face the situation alone. She dropped out of university to raise her son. She returned to school a year later to complete her studies and get her degree. She then saw the person she had slept with on TV and realized he was now engaged, as well as the fact that he was the well-known multi-billionaire Javier Hills. What would his grandma do when she finds a boy who looks just like her grandson?

Jostein De Vere and Caleb Rothschild are one of the elite class German business executives in the Philippines. They dominate the entire economy and make them one of the monopoly oligarchs in the country. Jostein De Vere is a kind of gentleman. Same as Caleb but he is a bisexual, when the naughty Jostein wants the only daughter of Mr. Alfredo Monteverde, he abducted its service after the grand party held at Caleb's mansion. The cousins are so powerful that it makes Mr. Alfredo down to his agony; after seeing his only Daughter Keesha Monteverde with Jostein De Vere at his place. Alberto Martinez is a Spanish-Filipino butler of Mr. Alfredo. His mission is to spy inside the company. Save and expose the secrets of the silver void organization ruled by Jostein and Caleb. However, when doing his research and spying from them. Alberto slowly discovers the dark secrets of the place where he meets Caleb Rothschild. Little by little falling in love with him.  Will he expose the dark secret of the organization? To rescue Keesha Monteverde and fulfill his mission; that he promised to her father. Or to locked in the place where it is heaven created by the cousins?

เขารักเธอ แต่เธอไม่รัก ดันกลับไปรักน้องชายของเขา..ก็คนมันเสียเซลฟ์เพราะว่าสาวไม่มอง..ทั้งที่พี่ก็ออกจะหล่อ แต่โดนน้องฟันแล้วทิ้งได้ไง

Her twin gets missing on her eighteenth birthday. The Fae court seems to be hiding something about her sister disappearance and her recluse father acts like he doesn't care. Left with no option, A powerless Fae journeys to find her sister. Discovering secrets and even secrets admirers on the way.

One pleasurable night, Two souls collided and created heaven, A girl who's only focused is to provide for her family suddenly woke up in an unfamiliar room with an olympus god like man beside her, and claiming that she is his wife. What the hell just happen last night? And why are they both naked? TAGALOG VERSION

"Hindi ko alam kung sasapat ang pagmamahal ko sa iyo sa kabila ng mga nagawa ng pamilya mo sa angkan ko. Sobrang mahal kita, Noelle! Ngunit hindi ko maipapangako kung magagawa ko na palampasin ang kasamaan ng mga magulang mo," puno ng hinanakit na saad ni Kael. Si Noelle ay kabilang sa kilala at mayamang pamilya na nagmahal sa kagaya ni Kael na isang anak mahirap. Pinagbintangan at ikinulong ngunit nagbalik na may magandang buhay na maipapangalandakan. Nagbalik s’ya upang maitama ang pagkakamali na nagawa sa kanya ni Don Mondragon. Ang kanilang pagmamahalan ay napuno ng hinanakit na nagdulot ng malalim na sugat kay Kael na maagang naulila sa kagagawan at kasakiman ng ama ng babae, at si Noelle na naging biktima sa kasinungalingan at pambibintang ng sariling ama upang mapaikot sa mga palad nito at mapasunod sa gusto. May pag-asa pa kaya na manumbalik ang marubdob na pagmamahalan sa kabila ng magulong nakaraan na nagpapahirap sa kanila hanggang sa kasalukuyan? Alin ang mangingibabaw sa kanila, pagmamahal ba o mas mananaig ang galit sa dibdib ng isa sa kanila?

Nang mamatay ang lola ni Shawntina ay naisipan niyang makipagsapalaran sa Maynila. Pumasok siya bilang isang katulong sa mayamang pamilya. Sa mga ilang buwang pananatili niya roon ay naging maganda naman ang trato sakanya. Hanggang sa isang araw ay may di inaasahang pangyayari ang hindi niya makakalimutan. Ang ipakakasal siya sa taong hindi niya kilala at sinasabing pinaka-kinakatakutan sa lahat...