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Vira menaruh obat khusus ke minuman Dylan. Obat pun beraksi ke tubuh, yang membuat Dylan kelimpungan dan ingin menuntaskan dengan seorang wanita. Vira menyodorkan diri ke Dylan. Pria ini tidak mau terjebak dengan perawat genit tersebut, akhirnya sekuat tenaga pulang. Sesampai di rumah, Dylan telah mengguyur kepala dengan air es, tetapi tidak berefek. Akhirnya, dia nekad menuntaskan itu kepada Adista (perawat mamanya). Pagi hari Adista menghilang. Dylan kebingungan mencari keberadaan Adista. Bagaimana nasib Adista?

Sebuah kecelakaan memberikan seorang pria yang sakit parah kekuatan mental dan pikiran yang luar biasa, yang membuatnya menghabiskan hari-hari terakhirnya sebagai satu-satunya orang yang mampu melawan teroris, atau menjadi senjata pamungkas pemimpin teroris megalomaniak. Sebelum masuk ke dalam mesin MRI (magnetic resonance imaging), Khaled Thunderhawk hanyalah seorang pria biasa dengan kanker stadium akhir. Namun ketika sedang menjalani prosedur pemeriksaan, terjadi gempa bumi yang dahsyat. Selamat dari reruntuhan, Khaled berubah menjadi manusia super dengan kemampuan otak yang luar biasa. Di belahan bumi lain, Salvatore Barone menginginkan sepotong kemampuan Khaled. Menyamar sebagai ilmuwan perintis, pemimpin teroris tersebut telah melakukan eksperimen implan otak dalam upaya menciptakan agen jihad supe, dan otak Khaled yang berubah mungkin akan menjadi kunci keberhasilannya. Namun Khaled menolak untuk menjadi pion dalam perang yang mengatasnamakan agama di balik ambisi dan dendam pribadi Salvatore. Dan ketika seorang wanita yang tak berdosa dan seorang anak autis disandera untuk memaksanya bekerja sama, dia memulai jihadnya sendiri. Khaled dan sekelompok sahabat setianya terlibat dalam pengejaran mematikan yang dimulai dari kanal-kanal Venesia, jalan-jalan Monte Carlo, dan akhirnya ke sebuah gua purba di pegunungan Hindu Kush, Afghanistan. Di sana dia menemukan bahwa kekuatan barunya dapat menjadi ancaman bagi kelangsungan umat manusia.

Completed***** Paperback version is available on Amazon. Jack who has a girlfriend, named Angel, fell in love with someone that he never once met. Being in a long-distance relationship was hard for both of them, but things became more complicated when Angel started to change. She always argued with him and sometimes ignored him which hurts Jack the most. Then one day, while resting in the park he found a letter with a content says, ‘‘FIND ME’’ he responded in the letter just for fun, and left it in the same place where he found the letter, and he unexpectedly found another letter for him the next day he went there. Since then, they became close, kept talking through letters but never met each other personally. Jack fell in love with the woman behind the letters. Will he crash his girlfriend's heart for someone he has to find? For someone, he never once met? Or will he stay with his girlfriend and forget about the girl? Sinong mag-aakala na dahil lamang sa isang sulat ay madudulot ng isang hindi maintindihang damdamin? Damdaming may mapupuntahan nga ba? Find out as you continue reading. Thank you and God bless.

Bretta Margareth Barreto experienced an assault at the age of fifteen. She wanted to fight back and shout for help, but she can’t do it. Lore threatened her if she will scream and fight back, she won’t be able to see her younger sister. There’s nothing she can do during the night she was being harass. So, she chose not to fight back and scream.She let Lore to do what he want and just go with the flow. She cried while doing those things that destroy her purity during her young age. After what happened on that night, Bretta promise to herself that she won’t trust boys that easily. But that promise got broken when a special boy came to her life.Cyrus made her feel special. Accepted her flaws, shameful experienced, and love her. Bretta love him so much as Cyrus love her too. They thought that their love towards each other can conquer everything. But that thought change everything when something bad happened. Will their love prevail or will that be the end of their love story?

Because of the incident, my life changed completely. I never thought that in an instant, I would lose everything. Family, friends and even the man that I loved. But I met a man which I did not expect to love him. He is the mysterious one, cold as ice, introvert, anti-social but he really caught my attention. But the way his voice sounds or the words he speak makes me think that I met someone like him before. Curiosity kills me inside. Naging parte kaya siya nang nakaraan ko? Nakilala ko na ba siya noon? Pero hindi ko inaasahan na isang araw, mahuhulog ako sa kaniya. Can we bring back our past or remain strangers?

"Pakakasalan Kita," walang emosyong mababakas sa boses nito. Sa tono nito ay hindi nagtatanong kundi nagsasabi lang na para bang utang na loob niya pa at dapat siyang matuwa. Napatigil siya sa pag-iyak. Marahas na nag-angat siya ng tingin dito. Nababaliw na ito kung iniisip nitong papayag siya sa gusto nitong mangyari. Hindi sa lalaking bumaboy sa kanya. Mapait siyang natawa "Hinding hindi ako magpapakasal sa demonyong katulad mo!" Puno ng pagkamuhi na sigaw niya dito. Ngunit wala siyang nagawa ng kaladkarin siya nito papunta sa isang judge para magpakasal. At mas lalong wala siyang nagawa ng unti-unting nahulog ang loob niya dito at matutunan itong mahalin sa kabila ng mga nangyari.

Sydney Daine Marquez, has a fragile heart was once blinded by the truth. An irreplaceable feeling were uncertainty when to end up. However, not by immiscible apology could get away the pain she bears for year's. Love taught her heart to build a boundaries for any man who would try to get in. The night was in peace, a heart were broken, fate played its part. Sean Craig, known for its vicious inevitable doings, a powerful man who ruled the society were deprived of love filling the needs in the other woman. By any chance, would they fall the bait of needs to filled their broken heart or would it fall apart in different ways?

Isang lihim ang nabuksan nilang magkakaibigan. Lugar na nasa ilalim pa ng basement na matagal ng nakakandado. Isang napakagandang babae ang natagpuan nila doon, na natutulog lang at dahil sa kapangahasan nila, nagising nila ito at napakawalan nila ang sumpa na lumulukob sa dalagang naandoon. Sa pag-gising ng dalaga sunod-sunod na kababalaghan ang nangyari sa bakasyon nilang iyon at sinisisi ng dalagang si Cassandra, na natagpuan nila sa ilalim ng basement, ang mga kababalaghang iyon sa mangkukulam na nagkulong sa kaniya sa sumpang pagtulog sa mahabang panahon. Paano nila matatakasan ang kababalaghang kalakip ng dalagang nagising nila? At sino nga kaya ang mangkukulam na gumugulo sa kanila at pati buhay nila, ay nasa bingit na ng kamatayan? Makakatakas pa nga ba sila kapahamakang iyon? O kamatayan din nila ang kahihinatnan ng kapangahasan nila? Dark Fantasy CollectionSLEEPING BEAUTY@KamijoMican

Bonnie and Clyde. Friends to lovers. Lovers to strangers. Bonnie Angelou has always been in love with her childhood best friend; Clyde. She did so many unimaginable things just to keep him looking at her. Ayaw na ayaw niya kapag naagaw ng iba ang atensyon ng lalaki mula sa kanya. Kaya naman para siyang super glue kung makadikit dito para mabantayan at huwag maagaw ng iba ang minamahal. Lahat ng kalokohan, sasakyan niya. Lahat ng hiling, pagbibigyan niya. Pero sa huli, mukhang hindi pa rin sapat...

Welbeck was the epitome of an eligible son-in-law. He was successful in his career, financially stable, kind-hearted, and always put his family first. He had been with his girlfriend, Keira, for three years and was ready to take the next step in their relationship. Keira's parents had high expectations for their daughter's future husband and were initially skeptical of Welbeck. However, he slowly won them over with his respectful manners, genuine interest in their family traditions, and admiration for their daughter. Welbeck also went out of his way to bond with Keira's younger brother, who had initially been hesitant about his older sister's new boyfriend. Welbeck was a successful entrepreneur who started his own business and had a great reputation in his industry. However, he never let his work consume him, always made time for Keira, and was supportive of her career aspirations. Additionally, Welbeck had a strong sense of family values, which was essential to Keira's parents. He not only took the time to get to know her family but also made an effort to connect them with his own family. Keira's parents were impressed by Welbeck's ability to balance his professional life with his commitment to his family. What set Welbeck apart from other potential son-in-laws was his genuine love and care for Keira. He was attentive to her needs, made her laugh, and always put her first. Keira's parents saw that Welbeck was more than just a good match, but the perfect partner for their daughter. In the end, Welbeck proposed to Keira in a grand gesture that embodied all of the qualities they valued. Keira's family was thrilled to have him as their future son-in-law, and they knew that Welbeck would continue to make Keira happy for years to come.