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Love is very painful, deceitful yet it is remedy for a torn heart. Isqaar Tarun is such a beautiful girl, who strongly believe in love as the portion for the soul. All her life has always been pain and sorrows, loosing her parents at a tender age, living with a stoic mafia brother who never said a word to her and her frail health made it worse. but love saves Isqaar Tarun, despite the fact that she solemnly hates the mafia for taking away her country's freedom and her brother, she falls for the mafioso prince, her brother's best friend. Ahmed looks like her prince charming, he is kind to her and only her, and of course very good looking. every one wishes to have him but only she has him. And she wants to change him, for the best, however the mafia is all Ahmed has ever had. fate plays a very cunning game to her when she feels she has the world at her feet... Love is just a lie the novel is about the lives of four growing adults. struggling with love, peer pressure, poverty and gang life...

ousey McMahon was a 19 years old girl who was a princess in the Dark Moon Pack. Her father was an Alpha while her mother was Luna. They were both controlling and ruling the Dangerous Pack. Rousey was not only gifted with Werewolf Powers, she has some strange powers which even her father could not comprehend. It was strange and weird but trust me, it was very dangerous. She was brave, smart and fearless but she was very arrogant. Yes, very arrogant, bossy and over possessive. She feels like she's a GOD and that everyone will have to obey her. She treates people more like a slave and even after several cautions from her father, she still proves adamant not to change. When you hear fight, arrow and sword, just know that they're referring to Rousey. She goes hunting almost every night and will always come out successful. Everything was going fine until Logan came into the picture.. Logan found out that Rousey is her mate and Rousey refused to believe it. What do you think will happen next? Note; It contains sexual scenes and nudity. Readers Discretion.

Have you thought of that lady CEO who no one could be with.... She is very beautiful and sexy but no man could get her heart because she is the boss and not just a boss but also a very rich lady, you can call her a billionaire... She owns the largest company in town and has nothing to lack except one thing.. Love.... Her name is Ria.. Her company was her obsession, she got nothing else in mind, all she wants was to grow very rich and powerful, nothing else! She can be called the most cold-hearted and sassy boss on earth, it takes a lot to please her and she fires her workers for just a little mistake, she can't just love and even detest the word.. Everyone fears her and trembles at just her presence, every worker bow to her, she cares less about your feelings and does whatever she wants... She never thought of what love feels like and hadn't thought of ever experiencing it, every man that tries to get her heart ends up with nothing.. Not until she met a man named Ryan..

Jenna, an exemplary daughter, lives alone with her father who raised her with a lot of love, discipline and responsibility. Mark Black, a very upright man who was widowed very young, but did not make another commitment to his daughter, to live happily. But life is like that, both contacted a blind date company, where they did not speak, wore masks that did not let recognize anything of each other's identity, without knowing it, they do something that would cause pain, regret, tears. Even so, there is an unrevealed truth that in the end will cause their lives to change in their totality. What will that revelation be? What truth will that be? Find out when you read this controversial novel. Where they discover that sex takes place with who can be something for you, but neither knows anything about the other, since everything is done in silence and with masks, but there are also sayings such as. "NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS". Love will overcome very hard obstacles and its protagonists must have strength to cross them, because sometimes friendship and fidelity is something temporary, sometimes who you should take care of is the person you appreciate the most, not always friends are what they seem and say they love you.

หยางเยี่ยนชิง วัยสิบแปดปี นักเรียนตัวเล็กขี้หลงขี้ลืมป้ำๆ เป๋อๆ ผู้คิดว่าไม่มีใครรักเพราะมีแต่คนรุมแกล้ง กู้หมิงเยว่ วัยสิบแปดปีเรียนเอกวิทยายุทธในสำนักฝึกสอนปีสุดท้ายเช่นเดียวกันเคยเป็นว่าที่คู่หมั้นของเยี่ยนชิง หรูอี้หง วัยสิบแปดปีไม่ถูกกับกู้หมิงเยว่และชอบแกล้งเยี่ยนชิงเช่นกัน ทั้งสามเป็นหน่อเนื้อรากเหง้าของฮ่องเต้เมื่อพันปีก่อนก่อนจะเปลี่ยนแซ่ในช่วงโกลาหลจนแตกแยกอยู่ในความดูแลของสกุลอวิ๋นที่เข้ามาปกครองแคว้นแทน ความสงบราวกับน้ำวนใต้มหาสมุทรก็เริ่มขึ้นเมื่อวันใกล้จบการฝึกต้องออกตามหาต้นไม้ไร้รากในสุสานบรรพชนเก่า แถมก่อนจะไปเยี่ยนชิงดันเจอใครบางคนที่แปลกประหลาดไม่เหมือนใครมาตามติดแจ คำเตือน นิยายเรื่องนี้เป็นนิยายวายจีนโบราณแฟนตาซีแต่งขึ้นจากจินตนาการของผู้เขียนเพียงผู้เดียวชื่อตัวละคร เหตุการณ์ สถานที่ที่เอ่ยถึงไม่มีอยู่จริง มีการใช้สำนวนภาษาที่ไม่สมจริงไม่มีการอิงประวัติศาสตร์โปรดใช้วิจารณญาณในการอ่าน

Ulayah is a mature woman that just turned 30, she is fiercely independent and has never needed the approval of any man. She lives in a town where lycans as well as humans coexist with one another in harmony and so long as these cocksure arrogant savages stear clear of her there will be no issues. She has never and would never dare to consider being with one and has shot down many handsome lycan males. Ulayah has witnessed how possessive these creatures can be. Crude..nasty..vile beasts of men that believe themselves to be far superior to humans because they have a stinky mutt living inside them. How will this lady react when the gorgeous 23 year old bad boy Alpha walks straight up to her and announces that she is his mate? Should be interesting. The last thing she wanted was to hear this pass the snout of any lycan.....especially one that was a smug pup.' This bad boy Alpha is use to getting his own way with all females whether they be shewolfs or human. Alpha Jenson Steel will finally meet a woman that does not see him nor fear him as all others do, and will not tolerate his brash Alpha attitude. She is even more shocked when she discovers 'much to her dismay' that she isn't just mated to one of these heinous creatures....but also to his identical twin brother.

It's already hard being Black in America, but it's even tougher surviving America as a Black Vampire. N, who is a vampire, has been on a long search finding the police officer who killed his family and cut off half of his tongue when he was young. He believes that the cop is in Virginia; he goes on a grueling battle to find him. But he also ends up falling in love, meet other unique black vampires like him, find his true origin, and leads a revolution to end police brutality and racism.

Umuwi si Aliya probinsya nila. Gusto niyang ipahinga muna ang sarili sa toxic na mundo ng trabaho niya ang pagiging call center agent. Lalo na at gusto din ng kanyang ama at kapatid na magbakasyon siya. Doon niya makilala ang binatang mekaniko na si Jayson Fuentebella, na kapit bahay din nila. Madaming babaeng umaaligid dito at mga nagpapalipad hangin. Pero ang labis na ipinagtataka ni Aliya, ay ang pagiging masungit nito sa kanya. Habang, hindi naman nagsusungit sa iba at maayos naman ang pakikitungo nito sa ibang kadalagahan na katulad niya. Kapag bumibili siya sa grocery store nito ay palaging pasinghal, at hindi man lang kakikitahan ng lambing tulad sa iba. May pag-asa pa kayang mapalambot ni Aliya ang matigas at masungit na binata? Kung sa simula pa lang na lalapit siya ay itinataboy na siya nito.

Izzy, Kate, and Susanna are on their way to their very first, and very possibly last, Hunt. During The Hunt, for three weeks in June, unmated shifters converge on Castle Rouge where a week of opening games and festivities sends them into barely contained frenzy of excitement. The five-day hunt gives every omega a chance to run or hide from their mates if they dare try to last five days unclaimed. Izzy can barely contain her excitement now that her Hunt is finally here but when tragedy strikes, she finds herself desperate to evade capture. The girls will find that the hunt is far from ordinary, and secrets from years past threaten to destroy the bonds they hold most dear.

วิญญาณต้องสาป นำพาหญิงสาวผู้หนึ่งกลับไปยังห้วงเวลาที่พวกเขาเคยอยู่ หวังว่านางจะช่วยถอนคำสาปร้ายนี้ เพื่อที่จะได้หลุดพ้นจากการจองจำนับพันปี และเขาที่เฝ้ารอนางมาตลอดพันปี พันปีที่เฝ้ารอได้พบเธออีกครั้ง กี่หมื่นวันที่ถูกจองจำวิญญาณเอาไว้ เขานั่นเฝ้ารอเพียงแค่เธอ