Diego De Luna, Over My Dead Body
At kahit nasa ere na kami, at mukhang matatapos na ang buhay namin dalawa, ay panay pa rin ang kabaliwan ng utak ang gorilla!
"Holy crap! Shit and biscuits! Effing whip and nuts!" Diezel swore again for the last time. And like what Linus taught me, I immediately held into Diezel's safety belt and pulled his body towards me.
I pushed the emergency eject button, and the roof deck ejaculated. It flew, crashing up in the air together with us. And in seconds, the little plane crashed into the ground quickly, creating a whirlwind of fire.
"Oh God, Jesus! Hell and heaven on earth forgive me of my sins!" Diezel prayed as he cuddled into my body.