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A businessman. A stalker. An FBI agent. What do they have in common? Unfortunately, they all have ties to Evangeline Becker. A sassy, no filter, attention seeker author who has dated almost every man in the entertainment sector. The prettier they are, the more determined she is to make them like her. But when they eventually do, she discards them faster than anyone can say run. However, when she meets Mason, the tables turn. She finds herself falling for him and is desperate to make him love her back. But there's one teeny tiny problem. She can't let him find out who the real woman behind the mask is. Will Eva take off the mask and let Mason see the real her or will she do what she always does when relationships start getting serious? Run

When the Wanix Enchanters and the Luan Pack ended their alliance decades ago, the Wanix took their magic and made their own kingdom. Zelda is the newly appointed Empress of Gynem who leads with ease, humor and sarcasm. Meanwhile the Luan Pack is led by the ever confident Alpha Hunter. When half his pack is slaughtered, they seek refuge in Gynem in order to restore their once powerful alliance with the Wanix. Upon meeting, Zelda and Hunter immediately get off on the wrong foot, but with the dreaded Aleni threatening to take over their land, they must work together to save everything they hold dear. Can they overcome differing opinions, poor flirting and a tempting Beta in order to save their land or are they doomed?

“I trusted you!” Zachary yelled angrily his hands curled into fists at the revelation that he just got. "Is this is how you repay me?!” “I never told you to trust me." “Do you honestly think that I will let you get away with this?" Zach looked at the woman furiously. “Well, you’ll be disappointed." He took long steps towards her threateningly and held both hands, pushing her towards the wall hardly. “Do you think I'll let you get away from this?” Alex looked at him hardly, their faces close to each other, mouths almost touching. “Because I won’t.” Zach then pressed his mouth on hers in a hard and hungry kiss, giving in to the demands of his body that's been eating him for a while. Zachary Montgomery, 36, is a hard-working FBI agent, who works in counterterrorism, instead with the big law firm that his family had for generations. He is a man with goals and conviction. Alexandra Walters is a 27-year-old diner co-owner with her aunt and her wheelchair-bound younger sister. She turned her back on the thrilling and fast-paced life she once had. When Alexandra met Zachary over an incident that she believes has something to do with the case she abandoned, she forced her way in, despite his resistance and persistence in pushing her away and keeping her away from the case. Covering up their attraction towards each other, Zachary will do anything to keep her away for her safety while Alexandra made a vow to herself that she will get the information she needs to finally close the case that has been haunting her. Even if it means, seducing Zachary Montgomery to her bed.

Alejandro Sancho was born to rule. Well-loved by many and respected by his subordinates. He ruled Spain after his father's sudden death, and he became ruthless and strict. Not until he meets the young and gorgeous Cameron Bailey. Alejandro falls in love, he started to believe that rainbows are real and so is Cameron. They are perfect for each other until they were shuttered by betrayal. Cameron was accused of being a cheater and leaves the castle heartbroken. Alejandro turns his back on her. After long months Alejandro found out that Cameron is striving for a life she did not deserve. What's more? Alejandro was surprised when he found out that Cameron is pregnant. And a million-dollar question dancing on his head. Who is the father? Alejandro demands that Cameron should go back to Spain. But Cameron was so mad at Alejandro. Cameron learned to stand up for herself and decides that she deserves more after being badly misjudged and mistreated by the only person she loved. Is love will conquer after being shattered by pain and betrayal? Are they willing to forget the past mistake and learned to forgive? A journey of two souls who are bound for each other, and are they going to make it past seemingly impossible obstacles?

She is a Lady, but she spews profanities like they were made for her. She is what you would call....A F*cking Lady. ....••••••.... Zylith Sanders was a mundane teenager until one-day she was sucked into a wash basin and somehow ridiculously ended up in a feudal world without her beloved games and movies. To make matters worse, she was sold off by slave traders to the horrid Noble house of Ronales as a petty maid. But that was not the end of her worries, Dear Zylith, the feminist had a long struggle ahead of her when she meets the mighty King of this feudal kingdom and becomes his pretend consort. With a king that likes to poke deadly humor at her, and a bamby girl who wanted nothing to do with the ancients. How will the poor teenage feminist cope with only her sarcastic mouth to rely on! Just dive in and read on to find out Zylith Sander's romantic plight.

Lumaki si Cleopatra na nakatatak na sa isip niyang si Primo ang lalaking para sa kan'ya. Ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ngunit paano kung biglang magbago ang ikot ng mundo? Paano kung malaman niya ang itinatago nitong sikreto? Matutupad pa kaya ang nais niyang maging bride nito? Paano kung ang safest choice niya ay hindi naman ang totoong tinutibok ng puso niya? Sino nga ba ang pipiliin niya, ang lalaking ipinagkasundo sa kaniya o ang bestfriend nitong laging andiyan para sa kaniya?

Xiania Irish Flint, a wild and seductive twenty five year old woman who never had any boyfriends and boyfriend in her whole existence. However, it doesn't make her innocent though. It's actually the opposite. Dahil sa pananaw nito at mga prinsipyong ayaw tibagin tungkol sa mga kalalakihan, natutunan niyang mamuhay ng dalawamput-limang taon nang walang umaaligid sa kanyang lalaki. Well, aside from her cousins. Her life was simple—working on the Organization that was lead by her Family. An organization that helps people in a not so good and bad way. Iyon lamang ang pinagka kaabalahan niya, nang aakit ng mga lalaki bago ito papatayin. O kaya naman ay tutulungan ang mga kababaihang wina-walanghiya na ng iba. Career is way better than Men. That was her Motto. Mas yayaman daw siya doon, mas matututo, mas sasaya, mas may mapapala, not until her parents suddenly pushed her to marry someone she doesn't even know. Ang mga prinsipyong matagal nang hindi natibag nino man ay siyang susubukin nito. She badly wants to disobey her parents, but the Commander of the Organization, which is her Uncle —would never let her. Aalisin raw siya nito sa Organisasyong minahal niya kapag hindi pinakasalan ang lalaking naipakilala. And just like in some cliche stories, her principles were successfully broken by her soon to be husband, none other than Vraxx Caldwell. But well, that's what she thought.

Aku dengannya berbeda. Aku humoris, sedangkan dia apatis. Aku bodoh, sedangkan dia terlalu cerdas. Aku menyukainya, dan dia? Aku tidak tahu. Sedangkan kita itu sama. Kita menyukai hal-hal yang sama. Sama-sama pernah patah, jatuh, hancur, bahkan menyerah di tengah perjalanan hidup. Pertanyaannya, mengapa kita tak mencoba untuk saling menyembuhkan luka?

"You know, the only thing that hurts about your body is the part that it had to be another man who broke your virginity." Her eyes bulged open, her lips trembling as she mentally searched for the words to say. "It... It wasn't my fault, I was..." "... Drugged. I know, you don't have to tell me. I watched the video." She buried her face to the ground. ******** Freya Bred is forcefully taken by the Ferdinandos for the crime her brother, Olsen, had committed. After taking the life of Dento Ferdinando, Vincenzo's cousin, Olsen had been on the run. But Vincenzo can't take it any longer, he takes Freya into custody. He made life miserable for her, tortured her like the criminal she isn't. Freya hopes that her brother would finally give himself in, but will he? A new phase of life comes Freya's way as Vincenzo made her his personal maid, claiming she would serve no man but him alone. Would this phase of life bring a new turn for Freya? Would fate intervene when all hopes seems to be lost? And with Kelly, Vincenzo's girlfriend involved, will Freya find refuge in the one who once made her life miserable?

Dibeli dengan harga 100 juta yuan, Anli si gadis buta itu hanya dianggap sebagai istri kontrak untuk melancarkan rencana Qin Yuze yang ingin menenangkan neneknya. Namun, takdir berkata lain. Di malam ketika Yuze nyaris kehilangan nyawa, Anli, istri yang selalu diremehkan itu justru menyelamatkannya dengan kemampuan luar biasa yang ia dapatkan dari darah keturunan ibunya (Sang Master Herbalis, Sua Luqi) #SquelTabibCantikMilikPangeran