Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

Kekoe asked with a smile. “I thought it was over brother, I didn't want to see what was going to happen.” Kekoa said as he was pulled up. HIs brother bear hugged him and they stayed that way for a few seconds before they both embraced their girlfriends. “Don't you ever do no cockamamie shit like that again, you could have died you big fool.” Maya said as she kissed him. “Um friend we are going to have to work on your cuss words, because no one has said cockamamie since the thirties.” Kymoni whispered to her friend. Maya looked at Kymoni and saw her shaking her head and started laughing. “That's all I could come up with at the time.” Maya said as Kekoa wiped her eyes.

"Because she's pussy fucking cool." "What do you mean?" ~P-Lia~

I said. “Hold up bro! Hey chickies! “What” one sai,d the pretty hot blonde with big tits. “Yo! Come over here! “Why the blonde said. Bitch get over here ,suck this cock.” He showed by grabbing his crotch. “Uh. Your asshole. Fuck you.’’ Walks away. His buddies are laughing at him. “Shut up fuckers!” She wants me.” He said.” “Yeah, right, I am the fucking Easter bunny.” One said with blonde tips in his hair, laughing.

Cassie suddenly chuckled. “What is it?” I ask her. “Seriously, Mel. Those last two lines came from you right?” Cassie says. “What? It’s true.” Mel retorted guiltily. “Korea is so awesome. Korea is the best!” Everyone laughed at her. “Let’s get high until we die!” Clark says once again. And we repeated after him. “What to do?” I tell Clark. “Just say ‘Do you still remember me?’” “That’s so arrogant.” Clark says laughing at what I said.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

I am just around 5 ft 2, and he is probably 6 ft 5 or more, so tall. “What did you just say?” he asked with an evident dislike in his tone. “Huh?” “You know the word pain in the a-ss?” “Uh… Beta Lufin said it? He also said f-uck makes a sentence cooler. So I tried it, and it sounds nice like f-uck.” I said, giggling and I asked, “Did I use it right?” “I should not have left you with that bas-tard.” He growled under his breath.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”