Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

😬😬😬😬 Powder: swimming in the river, which is yellow-yellow ☺☺☺ Concrete seeds: bear to eat at any time. 😂😂 Sensor saw: 😬😬😬 Powder Sow: OK, that's me 😤😤😤 Sawdust: no! Concrete seeds: @SawSensor, please, my brother. Wood Powder: nehi! Concrete seeds: you all 😑😑😑 Sensor saws: fix, you say. Concrete seeds: 😑😑😑 Loose Powder: uhuy ... finally💃💃💃💫💫💫👀👀👀

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

I got caught again. "I don't really appreciate people boring holes into me" Kola said as he walked back to his seat. Then everyone in the room burst into laughter. I did what you could call dumb. I ran. THANKS FOR READING.

Xiao xiao asked in a low tune, she noticed that Sunny seems to be trouble by something because she didn't even heard her when she called her name. Sunny hurriedly wipe her tears, she has been crying since earlier when mother Su talked to her. "Uhmm. It's nothing," sunny was a little startled she didn't even notice Xiao xiao who is now sitting beside her. "It's pretty beautiful here, you can smell the food in the kitchen when your sitting here." Xaio xiao said laughing. "Yeah, your right, the kitchen is just right under us." Sunny uttered smiling, whenever Xiao xiao is around she always says stupid things and she will laugh in her own, sunny just can't help but laugh with her.

“How close did you get to him?” “I would tell you the rest of it, but you would probably pass out.” I joke with her. “Let's just say that the expression 'cold as death itself' stems from him. The man feels like a human popsicle.” “Oh. My. Gawd. You touched him?! Is he hot?” I nod and she squeals.

Ya, right, let us back track that entire thing. A great man once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Didn't he add an "aw, fuck it" on the end? That's the part I can't get right. "Fuck it, and fuck you." I say it, and I think it, and I never believe it.

you are a total jerk at school. When I laughed so hard, my nose started to sting. They complied when I urged them, "Don't hold back," which is what I said. It will lead to the development of ulcers in your stomach. "You are acting like a complete idiot out there," the speaker said. I made the statement "it's an altogether different costume" without giving it any thought at all before saying it. “Costume?” Sharon was able to pause for a moment in the middle of her rant in order to look up at me while maintaining an annoyed expression.

Just dinner with Judas , George and I. “The freckles aren’t that bad.” I assured. In fact they aren’t bad at all. “They are lit.” He laughed at that one. “Don’t say that ever again, okay?” Wow, that bad? I mean, I was very uncool as a kid—hanging out with my parents and nana my entire childhood. Apart from my reputation that got me zero friends, I was just plain so not cool so I don’t know any cool lingo and now I am trying to learn but Kel is being a crappy person, shitting on my attempts and baking them look bad. That is a very horrible look for me people. Trust me.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.