Funny Love Quotes

Pierre Paul Abutu gives a humorous, fascinating and dispassionate narration of the unique intimate and romantic events of his life from teenage to adolescence, and into the early stages of his adult life. This narration revolves around the lives, and relationships of sixteen ladies with whom he shared happy, intimate, eventful and evergreen moments of his life with. These love affairs occur in Pierre Abutu’s life, at his university, the Augustine Nnamani Campus, Agbani, in Enugu Campus of the Nigerian Law School, Akwa Ibom State and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Due to his religious beliefs, personal convictions, personal principles, metaphysical and supernatural predictions and postulations, the media, intellectual and literary effects in his life, most of these affairs either ended abruptly or amicably. These love affairs also reveal the negative attitudes, traits and deceptive machinations of these girls and ladies. Even though certain unpleasant and resultant effects were never intended at any particular stage, or with any of these girls and ladies, one thing was very clear: each love affair was and would always be evergreen to Pierre Abutu.

Mempunyai status sebagai orang yang selalu merusak hubungan orang dan menjadi orang ketiga, tidak membuat Alexa malu. Ia malah bangga dan bahagia akan hal itu, karena menurutnya cinta ini sebuah permainan dan itu membuatnya seakan tertantang untuk mengakhiri permainan cinta orang lain...

"Whatever you want and nothing you don't Hadley." He murmurs.. After being betrayed by her best friend and boyfriend, Hadley Reynolds is left feeling insecure when it comes to men and dating. But after meeting famous popstar Aiden Wilde, she's once again thrown into the relationship game after experiencing the strong attraction and passion between them and Hadley begins to learn that love is not that easy especially when it's in the limelight. Passion, Betrayal, Romance, Tears and anger , will their love survive the heat?

Happily ever after are for the normal people. But not for Nadia. Being an immigrant living in the United States makes things harder. It's even worse after she is kidnapped from her home by a fake immigration agent. Forced into a world of sex trafficking and abuse and now a forced marriage. She struggles to try to find her balance of how to get out of it. But trying to protect her son from the dangers of gang violence and herself after starting an affair with her husband's cousin. Things get complicated. But her heart is pulled in different directions.

Love is a complex being. Something that not all of the human race can fully grasp. Alyssa Aveya, a girl controlled by her sister. Made into something she never wanted to be just to let her voice be heard. Her home life isn't the best either, with her mother and father always yelling and screaming at one another and her mom being a user isn't helping the situation either. Come along on this journey of self worth and destruction. ︎︎︎ Sneak peek: "You said you loved me enough to see past the flaws!" She yells at him. His eyes bore burning holes into her tender skin. In a split moment she finds herself pinned to the wall, lips moving in sync with his. Pushing him away she says "You can't always do this when we need to talk." "But you love me doing this." He says touching me in places where polite society would think outrageous. Making my brain go hazy, making me succumb to his will.

Tout le monde a des secrets et Elizabeth Wilson est bien placée pour le savoir. Alors qu'elle est de retour à Sherwood, dans sa ville natale et qu'elle retombe sur Ethan Green, son amour de jeunesse, celui-ci est décidé à découvrir ce qu'elle cache et sera prêt à tout pour la protéger, au dépend de sa propre vie.

Giulia, a true sunshine with a fair amount of temperament, meets Jakob, the heartbreaker par excellence, and is immediately attracted to him. Unfortunately, he has something else in mind than falling in love. No, Jakob keeps crossing her path, only to lay her and then drop her ice cold. He even swears this to Lia, who keeps rebuffing him despite her amiable nature. But soon she finds herself at the point where she knows neither in nor out. And Jakob doesn't reckon with the fact that fate has completely different plans for him. Gorgeous Misery is a love story about two people who could not be more opposite and yet are attracted to each other like magnets. Pure emotion!

A hard working woman, Bella lives her life after her husband passes away. With a lot of sadness and tiredness she continues her life with her children, when she encounters a kind hearted man who has no luck in love and is also sole heir to multi-billion dollar Dominic Enterprise Ltd., With the billionaire around her,Bella tries to find love again. But with an old flame coming into their life, will they find love? Join Isabella Woods in her story of finding love.

When three people meet each other by chance a romance knocks them on their ass. ~Casey~ A 21 year old virgin working in one of the hottest night clubs in town. She may seem innocent but deep down she is a psycho who enjoys torturing people. She's never been touched by a man and she's killed the ones that have tried. She loves her only remaining family, her older sister Carrie. She has trust issues and a foul mouth. Can she find someone to match her crazy? ~Lincoln~ A 20 yr old street racer with a rough past. He is a bisexual, submissive with some masochistic tendencies. He's gorgeous and catches a lot of attention from both sexes. His cheating ex doesn't won't leave him alone almost borderline harassment. He jokes to hide the pain he bares every day. See how his life changes when he bumps into a little waitress. How will he react to a sexy, possessive man trying to gain his affections and encourage a little woman's psychotic tendencies? ~Malachi "Psycho" Sokolov~ He's a 23 yr old torture expert. He's well known in the underground and with the mafia families for using his pack of dogs during his interrogations. To the public he's a businessman, owning several nightclubs, a couple restaurants and some miscellaneous businesses. He is also bisexual and has had only a few lovers that can handle his bedroom habits. No one has really caught his attention until he sees a young man arguing with one of his staff and a new waitress that's as sweet as can be with little bit of fire and crazy. Find out if their love blooms or burns.

Lilianna Vera is the one and only daughter of her parents. Because of that, she is always pampered and put on pedestal. As a child, Lilianna see that treatment as a form of love but it's not the case anymore since the day she turned legal. She thought that it wasn't right that she's always restricted from doing anything, especially her passion for dancing and drawing. Then she met a guy named Kairos, the guy who would let her experience all of the 'firsts' life could offer... including falling in love romantically for the first time.