Humour Sentence Novels & Stories

That's what making it more interesting. Humalakhak ako ng napakalakas hanggang sa hindi ko na kayang pigilan ang aking sarili. "What's funny?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. He's probably thinking why the hell did I suddenly laugh! "Wala--Hahahahahahha!!!! Hmmp!" Crap! He always do this! "Hmmy! Hat di aw!" (Hey! Cut it out!) He snapped his fingers to free my mouth from his magic. Ugh! "Man, you always do that! Everytime!"

I have not in the mood for jokes. "What do you need?" I said in sarcasm. "Our new C.E.O seems in a bad mood uh." Patuloy lang ako sa kanyang ginagawa at hinihintay pa ang susunod niyang sasabihin. "What happened?" He asked. "Nothing." I lied. "Are you sure?" He stated in a humor. "It seems like you have a problem. Look at your facial expressions, brad." Wala na akong balak sagutin pa siya lalo na hindi maganda ang araw ko ngayon.

"Fuck,you Loisa." "Oh,Gosh! sorry I'm no tomboy." "Loisa,dont push her button. " humalakhak si Cassy. "Stop it! It's not funny." I said irritatedly. "Cr muna ako." Paalam ko at tumayo. Nagpanik silang dalawa. "Hey, napikon ka? Were just kidding." Aniya ni Loisa. I smirked." Why would I?' I'm too pretty for that shit." I said sarcasticaly.

Walang humor nitong tawa. May naisip si Luna, tumango, tapos may kinuhang barya. “Ito naman yung halaga mo, Mr. Giovanni.” “ HA! HA! HA!” Tumawa si Giovanni sa inis. Hindi lang pala siya tinuring na bayaran, ininsulto pa!

"Okay." "Now answer me honestly." Huminga ako nang malalim. "Sometimes I was thinking if you were too busy." "Hmm." "Time will come you will get tired." Hindi siya agad sumagot. At nang magsalita siya, ramdam ko ang sincerity sa bawat salita. "Do you know what's funny?" "What?" "I'm actually scared of the same thing." Napakunot-noo ako. "Huh?"

Aniya na mas lalong ikinatawa ng lahat. I know that its just joke but it so damn awkward to talk about. Gusto kong maglaho ng parang bula sa 'king kinauupuan. "We're just joking hija." Muli niyang sinabi nang tiningnan n'ya ko. Napilitan akong ngumiti sa kaniya saka uminom na lang ng juice. "But jokes are half meant." Muli niyang dagdag.

"Hindi naman sa ganun, Sir." An amused chuckle left his lips. Eyes sparkle like he was given a new toy. "I did not say anything." Laughing a little. His chest slightly vibrating as it goes through his system. "Galing mo mang-asar. Nakakatawa." Sarkastiko long komento at humalukipkip.

Walang tunog na napasinghap ako. "Mauna na ako," paalam ko pa sa kanila. "Ay, huwag muna. Bata ka pa," sabi ni Ate Isay sa pabirong tono. Hindi ko naman naintindihan ang humor nito. "Tanga, hindi niya na gets ang joke mo," komento ni Ate Pau at sabay silang humagalpak ng tawa ni Ate Myrna. Napaisip naman kaagad ako at pilit na inintindi ang sinabi ng isa.

Mukhang gumanti lang si sir. Humalakhak na naman ang amo ko. Mukhang aliw na aliw pa siya sa nakikitang pagkabusangot ng mukha ko. "Now you know the feeling of being made fun of other people's faces," natatawang sabi ni sir. "Hay, shout out na nga ako!" nguso ko pa. "Baka shut up. Pwede rin shutdown," mahina pang natawa si sir.