Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

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“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I shim, duct tape, and jerry-rig this place together on a daily basis—listen to this kind of talk day in, day out—and what’s it all come to in the end? I’m an ugly piece of shit, too, not a damn bit different than any of these males. “Maybe when you’re done with her, you can send her to Mickey down at the butcher shack, and we can get some bacon.” Wallace laughs, throwing his head back, spittle flecking from his thick, cracked lips. The rest of them bust out laughing, too, slapping the table, chortling like it’s the best joke they’ve ever heard, like there’s nothing funnier than saying that kind of shit about a female who’s never done a damn thing to them in her life.

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

I only groaned at her stupid reply, she's just a bitch who lacks manner of speech. "Ranting again, right?" Min-hung chuckled behind me. "Like she always did." I scoffs. "I wish I can spank her ugly face. Ugh, it pokes me." "Everyone knows she's ugly, that's why she's harsh." Min-hung said. "She should at least try adding a little smile to her ugly face, maybe it might reduce her ugliness." I huffed. "She got a ugly smile too. Smiling would make her look like a lost beast." She said and we burst into laughter.

In truth, he's an excruciating thorn in my side—unceasingly business, lacking any concept of fun. Frankly, he's a pain in my backside, with his constant focus on work and no fun. I once added mustard to his orange juice, and when he wrinkled his nose, I burst into laughter. He thought the juice had gone bad. Unfortunately, he didn't appreciate the joke, and as punishment for my "Impish Behavior," he extended my study hours.

Keanu exclaimed from Ulrik's left side. Oh. Right. Ulrik took a bounding leap over an errand boulder without breaking stride then cut sharply to the right.My teeth and tongue made a very painful sandwich. "Mother freaking mango banana split!" "Jude,I know you're not thinking about your stomach right now! You're more upset about getting food than being food!" "I bit my tongue Keanu!" "Wow, you're still doing that fruit swear thing?" "Can't seem to shake it so yeah." "Are all humans as daft and obnoxious as you two?"

he said angrily. "Why are you angry, huh? It's true that you look like an ugly monkey because you're angry. Did I get angry with you when you told me I looked like a cat, didn't I? You're the only one who gets angry. So, it's true that you look like a monkey because you're angry. Ugly monkey! Ugly monkey! Ugly monkey!" I teased him. I laughed. He insulted me and I insulted him, too. "Continue teasing me, Kitty Rose. But the truth is you look like an ugly monkey and not me!" Dark Louiz answered.