Your Momma Jokes Novels & Stories

My mom greeted with a blooming smile which was fun to see from her but then I hated that she even called me son right in front of this young guy who she just fucked. “Shit, you ‘bout to catch a flight?” The guy named Jackson asked when he saw my mom in this tight jeans. “Huh?” My mom appeared to be confused. “Cause that apple bottom makes me wanna take a bite!!” “Oh, you silly, silly boy.” My mother, a woman in her forty’s jumped on the guy who physically looked like he’s just five years older than me. Is my mom even okay? I know she still got those pot smokes in her head, maybe some coke powders too but that Jackson guy could be her son.

Mom said, " so I told the head maid to bring food and drinks for us while we think and talk about what to do tomorrow" "Aw, that's so sweet of you mother, I honestly didn't think you were this nice," I said teasing Mother and trying to hold my laughter. Melinda let out and unexpected chuckle and almost fell off her chair but was fast enough to stop herself from falling off the chair. Mother glared at me before she turned to glare at Melinda, the laugh I was hoping burst out effortlessly. " Mom, I was just joking. '' I stood up to hug my mom and kissed her on her cheeks.

Mom looks absolutely bewildered while she slumps back in her seat. And this is exactly why I never wanted to tell her. I didn’t want to hurt her. ‘Idiot, we promised not to say anything! Look how much you’ve hurt her!’. ‘She needs to know the truth, Jake!’. To my absolute shock, mom starts to laugh. And not just a small chuckle, her laughter continues to grow in intensity. It doesn’t sound like her usual laughter though. Is this some sort of weird trauma response?

" She asked me By the look on her face, i got second thoughts for a second. I rolled my eyes. "No mom. I'm not. And i don't even know any girl named Victoria " i chuckled. "Infact this name is wierd. Victoria secret" i laughed. Mom lightly punched my arm gasping at my joke. But then shook her head chuckling. "Seriously sam. Your lame jokes. Actually victoria is" before she complete my romantic dad called my mother huhh "Isa, isa darling where are you. My love" jackson yelled at the top of his voice. She roll her eyes

Sure enough, mom's elegant hand grabbed me, with her charm bracelet jingling. Mom: "Wait, where are you going, Jimmy. I need your cock in me, now, right now." Me: "But mom, the clock went off and..." Mom: "To hell with the clock! You made your point; you win! Now come love your mommy, honey!"

Mom says, closing the door behind Maggie, and turning towards me with a big smile on her lips. "Well, young man." She says, walking towards me. "So, you and Maggie, huh?" "Yes ma'am." I answer, smiling back at her. "I couldn't help myself." I answer. "So now you've fucked the mother and the daughter." She says, wrinkling her brow as another thought hits her. "Just like at home!" She exclaims. "You are one busy mother fucker." She says, laughing at her own joke, as she pulls me into a tight embrace.

She reached up and kIssed her on the cheek. “How was your day, babycakes?” “Momma, would you stop callSheng her that please? She's so embarrassSheng.” She pleaded wSheth her as She opened the frIdge to look for somethIng to eat. Momma started chucklIng whSale drySheng off her hands. “That’s my job as your momma; to embarrass the hell out of you.” She was grShennSheng from ear to ear. “Whatever Momma. She's your story, tell her any way you want to.” She flashes her a quSheck smShele whShele startSheng to make myself a sandwIch.

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

I taunted her, saying "Mom, you just orgasmed without touching yourself. You came just from sucking your son's hard cock. And then you swallowed my cum with a smile on your face." Mom surprised me by continuing to proudly smile as she said, "That's because I'm a dirty slut that isn't happy unless I have my sweet son's hard cock inside me. I love feeling your hot cum spraying into my slut holes. I'm a dirty slut of a mother that gets off on being my baby's fuck hole and cum bucket."