Your Momma Jokes Novels & Stories

She would just crack this joke about him searching for the world’s best coffee or some equally crazy thing. It was her quirky way of coping, of dealing with the pain_ turning it into humor. And you know what? It kinda worked for a while, made me laugh and forget the whole deal. But as I got older, those jokes mom made started to feel hollow. I craved the truth about why dad decided to leave us behind.

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶

rest! I immediately sat back up and stared at my mom with wide eyes when she came rushing inside my room with a wide grin on her face. "Guess what!?" She asked. Knowing her, if I won't participate with her Guess What jokes, she would not stop harassing me. "..........." Tired of waiting, I asked, "So..?" "GUESS WHAT!?" Oh. She really wants me to guess. "You won the lottery?" She snorted, waving me off, "No."

Even though I've tried to be quiet, they always have a way of bothering me. I also slapped Sonya for no reason. That time, Sonya made fun of Mom, who had been in a coma for years. She used to call me a motherless child. She also said that I was born from a mummy. I was so angry when she made fun of Mom and me.

Kaden looped his arm through my mom's and shot me a smug look. "Want to know the truth? Mom bought this house five years ago for me. She was just waiting for you to pay off the mortgage so she could transfer it to me. We're not here to ask. We're here to tell you." I looked at my mom in disbelief. "Is that true? Was this whole thing just you manipulating me from the start?"

mom said half jokingly and half seriously. "Don't worry mom I'll keep snow in check.And ooh I better go get ready he comes ."I said going upstairs when I heard mom say"it's a they not a he."I stopped in my tracks when I heard that."what the Fuck mom? how many men are you engaged to?"I blurted out as mom started laughing."these isn't funny mom."I said giving mom an am not joking look "oh dear,am only marrying one man and his is coming with his son.you're gonna a big brother baby."mom literally squiered.i just stared at her just dumbfounded at what she just said

my mom said sarcastically, rolling her hazel brown eyes. "Boy, you roll your eyes way too much mom," I said trying my best not to roll my eyes and keep my lips from twitching into a smile. "Well, it's a contagious disease," she smiled. Pft! I rolled my eyes. She chuckled and I felt myself hiding back a laugh myself. This lady really knows how to lighten the mood. "Point taken," I said folding my hands across my chest and sat across from her on my loveseat. "Very well. Now that we have got that out of the way, we can get down to business," my mom paused for effect. I raised a dark eyebrow at her. "As you know, the Black Diamonds Pack were planned to come here, but-"

"Don't you 'mom' me. What did you do to her? You better go fix this now, or I'm telling your dad this instant." "Dad's not home," I replied, confident that she couldn't harm me that way. Dad went out with a few old friends for the day. He said something about fishing, but knowing my dad, he and his so called 'friends' would take a jet to go fishing. Mom laughed hysterically, and I found the scene quite charming. Did I miss the joke? What was so funny that mom would be in such hysterics? When her laughter finally died down, she looked me directly in my eyes, and said, "Your dad's upstairs."

She tilts her head and leans closer. "Either you're pregnant or acquired a second heart," her words are whispered quietly enough so no one but I can hear. I laugh loudly, and everyone turns. Crap. "Mum was telling me a joke," I lie. "What joke? She can't do jokes," my dad laughs, and Darius nods in agreement. "It wasn't a joke, that's why. She just laughed at something I said," my mum mutters and turns to me. Everyone goes back to their conversations now. "Storm, it wasn't a joke," she mutters.

my father said while trying to stifle his laughter. "Yeah. You sounded really convincing, honey. I was about to sedate you with nitrous oxide if you hadn't stopped. Ha ha ha!" mom joined in on the conversation with another one of her dentist jokes. The laughing gas joke being one of her particular favorites. "It was a joke? Whew! You had me going there for a while," I took a deep breath before I continued, "So you're not mad that I just got home now?" "Of course not! You already told us that you were coming home late. Besides, we trust you completely sweetheart," dad answered.