Chat Mantan Lucu

On the tenth day of my postpartum recovery, my husband, Deputy Commander Harvey Wyatt, uploads a photo of me breastfeeding my newborn in a disheveled state to the department's group chat. Obviously, that photo was taken without my knowledge. "See? After having a kid, she's as loose as a sack. It makes me sick just looking at her. I much prefer my side piece, who's nice and tight." A few female colleagues send sweating emojis to the group. The majority of the chat, however, consists of the male colleagues' perverse silence. While I continue to burp my baby with one hand, my tears land on the screen. In order to give birth to this baby, my pelvic bone was sawn in half, which causes me so much pain that I can't even walk properly. But all I get in return is my own husband body-shaming me in front of hundreds of people. I don't bother arguing with Harvey at all. Half an hour later, I drag my broken body all the way to the commander's office with a divorce agreement as well as the chat history over the past ten days, which has been printed out, in my hands.

Ini kisah yang aku tulis tentang kepergian atau wafatnya Istriku, penuh nuansa kisah haru ada lucu dan bermakna dalam sebuah rumah tangga, kisah awal saat mengenal hingga sampai wafat Istriku, tawa canda sedih dan bahagia disetiap cerita aku tuangkan secara sederhana, bersama juga aku lampirkan beberapa indahnya pahala menikah. Ya karena ibadah paling lama itu adalah menikah.

Our family road trip ended in a cliffside plunge. The Moon Goddess told us that to survive, we must enter the werewolf world and conquer the cruelest Alpha in existence. Only by obtaining the Alpha’s "Token of the Blood Oath" could our family be reborn. My cousin Chloe, brimming with confidence, chose the identity of the "Savior." She attempted to replicate the "White Moonlight"—the lost love—from the Alpha's memories. Meanwhile, the "Spectators" from this world were blowing up the chat stream: "This family is interesting. Much smarter than the last batch." "As long as one of them gets the Token, they all resurrect. I’m betting on the blonde hottie." "For sure. The way that Alpha looks at her? His favorability is already maxed out." Just when we thought victory was in the bag, the next day brought devastating news. The first batch of family members who entered the instance were wiped out. And Cousin Chloe died the most gruesome death of them all. The tone of the chat instantly shifted to mockery and ridicule: "LMAO. Did they really think this was some fluffy romance novel? That’s the Rogue King who crawled out of a pile of corpses." "Forget his 'White Moonlight.' He wouldn't hesitate to kill his own Fated Mate."

Kehidupan memang lucu, Tatiana yang menulis sebuah buku dengan susah payah malah dituduh memplagiat dari penulis yang tidak ia kenal. Dalam misi melarikan dirinya dari jeratan hukum, hutang dan cemoohan. Titania memesan sebuah tiket kereta api... Yang akan membawanya bertemu Kaliel, tokoh antagonis buatannya yang membuatnya iba. Perjalan itu membawanya membangun kehidupan baru dalam cerita yang begitu ia kenal namun juga terasa asing.

Jarek yanked me into his arms squeezing me tightly. "That is not how that works here." His hand had moved to my skin sending those same tingles through my body. I tried to shove back but he held me tighter. "Mine!" He growled sticking his nose in my throat. "My mate. No one will hurt you again." "She is not yours!" Ajax growled shoving us apart with me flying behind him. "See? Like a possession." Having been homeless since your were 14 means you can handle pretty much anything and everyone. That was until two giants show up trying to kill you on someone's orders while a and Demon wolf shifter show up telling you that you have family left alive and you are magical just like them. That family is waiting for you at a school for the supernatural because that is what you are. Ready to be done with it all but your bestfriend who is a big mutt is injured so you go with them. You want her fixed and a chat with this so called grandpa. It might end up being a violent chat but no one has ever called you a lady. Doesn't help that you felt mate tingles with one of the guys and the rest of their friends are hot as sin. This is not where life was supposed to take you but you are down for the ride.

Punya tetangga yang memiliki mantan suami yang gantengnya selangit..?? Wuah... Bisa kacau negara..! Apalagi tuh si mantan tetangga rutin menyambangi jandanya sekedar untuk menjenguk buah hatinya sambil melirik para tetangga sang mantan istri yang bening dan berdompet tebal. Gawat juga nih si duda... Kehadirannya menciptakan perang dunia ketiga.

Kisah yang menyakitkan, ternyata membawa Janda cantik bernama Della Mahardika bertemu dengan pemuda perjaka bernama Dimas Anggara. Mereka dipertemukan dengan cara yang lucu, kepahitan masa lalu membawa cinta di antara mereka. "Ada yang mengatakan padaku, cinta memang butuh pengorbanan, tapi jika dimanfaatkan dengan mengatasnamakan cinta, itu namanya pembodohan cinta!" ~Dimas. Lalu, bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya? akankah semulus jalan tol yang bebas hambatan?

Bagaimana rasanya ketika jiwa suami berada dalam raga istrinya yang sedang mengandung dan akan dipoligami? Ulfa dan Abraham adalah suami istri yang mengalami kecelakaan sehingga mengakibatkan jiwanya terperangkap dalam raga suaminya tatkala siuman. Hal-hal lucu terjadi karena tak terbiasa dengan status dan genre asal. Apa rahasia-rahasia yang ditutupi oleh suaminya yang akan diketahui oleh Ulfa ketika ia hidup dalam raga suaminya?

Hanya karena makeup flawless yang dipilihnya, Yasmin dituduh tak lagi perawan oleh suami dan ibu mertuanya. Dia bahkan langsung diceraikan saat itu juga dan harus pulang ke Jakarta sendirian! Namun, tanpa sengaja, Yasmin bertemu dengan seorang dokter yang ternyata adalah tetangga mantan suaminya. Pertemuan tak terduga itu ternyata membawa Yasmin untuk kembali tinggal di kampung Radit. Hal itu pun membuat mantan suami dan mantan mertuanya panas! Bagaimana kisah Yasmin, Dokter Radit, dan si mantan yang menalaknya karena hanya makeup?

10 tahun yang lalu Isyana ditinggalkan oleh kekasihnya. Siapa sangka mantan kekasihnya datang lagi untuk melamarnya menjadi ibu sambung. Yang benar saja, selama 10 tahun Isyana berjuang mati-matian melupakan mantan kekasihnya demi bisa melanjutkan hidup. Dan sekarang dia harus menjadi ibu sambung bagi anak mantan kekasihnya.