French Jokes Novels & Stories

Sam said, drawling on the last word for emphasis. "He's French. So?" Melinda shrugged. "He's French, so he drops this little French phrases that will make you think French should only be spoken during sex, so he says bonjour with a very sexy slur on the 'r', so he has this not so dramatic moustache and intense green eyes that makes him look really adorable, so he cooks wonders, Linda. I almost begged him to come work in Cock and Bulls when I tasted his sauce. That was before he told me he was a Banker."

What the man said in French was, "I and my best friend are lost I can't find him, can you help me find him?" Apparently, the waitress who spoke to the other man did not understand French, she fumbled in English mixed with Chinese. He exchanged.: “Hello, what are you talking about?” The other French man thought that this person could speak English, so he changed to English and asked again, who knows asked three questions. Low city is the most prosperous city in the six provinces of Ylis, so there are many foreigners, girls often speak one or two English sentences, but only one or two sentences are often used to say hello. When Laura walked out of the bathroom, she saw the young French man. Be

An old man with a long beard said and handed me an apple too. “They’re a coward as ever!!” The other men replied and they laughed crazily while drinking their cup of beer. They keep laughing and some of them tell some jokes too so their laughter doesn’t end. I couldn’t help myself but laugh alongside them while hearing the joke they said. “What do you think the baby cow said when he got lost?” Jean asked. One of the men. “What?” We answered in unison. “Maa!!” He said like a cow and even acted like one too made everyone start laughing crazily. I almost fell on my seat laughing but thankfully I balanced myself properly.

“You know what they say - When in Rome, do as the Romans does.” “We’re in France you idiot.” I tell him and all of us laughed.

he asked waving his hands in front of me "I'm not from these parts, everything is written in French" He laughed "What's so funny about what I just said? "I asked utterly irritated that he was mocking me "Just get me something you know I'd like"I told him and he nodded "Just so you know I wasn't mocking you," he said and left "This is Lyonnaise potatoes," he said as he dropped a dish in front of me. "Made out of potatoes right?" I inquired "Yeah...it is...." he started

Julian’s eyes went wide with horror. "You eat... dirty socks?" Beaumont gasped, clutching his silk pocket square. "Is this a joke? Is this American humor?" "Oh, no," I said, stepping closer, my gaze intensifying. "It is a matter of business. Because, Monsieur, Mon oncle est une chèvre qui danse dans la poubelle."

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

The usual playfulness in his gaze wasn't there as well. “You truly are one unfortunate bastard!" Iris said to Lucien and continued to laugh. I didn't get what the joke was about so I kept quiet. Lucien on the other hand seemed to get the joke because he rolled his eyes and dumped his cup of coffee in the sink. “Fuck off, Iris," Lucien said to Iris as he pulled out a seat for himself. "Are you going to let me in on the joke or should I excuse this bromance?” I asked both of them, if they weren't going to tell me then I might as well have my breakfast in the living room.

While I threw my back in laughter, I didn't miss the looks from Margo, Amandla and Vok. Worry, annoyed and confused respectively. “What's so funny your highness?” madam Lafayette asked. I wiped a tear off my face. With a wave of my hand I smiled. “ Your face Madam Lafayette. It reminds me of a frowning child” The rest of the group sniggered and it made Madam Lafayette more pissed. “Okay I'm sorry if I confused any of you but sorry to disappoint you but I have no new mate”

Tu sais pourquoi – (French) “I don’t have to tell you. You know why” un sale type – (French) bad guy Vous n’êtes pas un mauvais homme, Patron. – (French) – You’re not a bad man, Boss.