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Caitlin fakes her own death to escape her obsessive billionaire husband, Aidan Gallagher. With the help of Dylan, a plastic surgeon, she reinvents herself, becoming the woman she always wished to be. But Aidan isn’t fooled. He knows she’s out there. When their paths cross again, will Caitlin's new face be enough to hide her? And will she be able to outwit both men's obsession?

Ang pagmamahal na iniwasan ay siyang pinakamahirap kalimutan… Si Gabriel Navarro ay isang self-made billionaire at CEO ng isang matagumpay na kumpanya, ngunit sa kabila ng lahat ng kanyang tagumpay at yaman, may isang lihim na hindi pa rin niya kayang bitawan—si Sofia Montes, ang unang pag-ibig na iniiwasan niyang muling magmahal. Noong nakaraan, pinili niyang iwan si Sofia, iniisip na mas mahalaga ang kanyang negosyo kaysa sa pusong may sugat. Ngunit sa kanilang muling pagkikita, sa loob ng kanyang kumpanya, muling nabuhay ang mga damdamin na akala niyang matagal nang namatay. Si Sofia, ngayon ay isang malaya at matagumpay na babae, ay hindi na ang dating dalaga. May mga sugat na rin siya mula sa kanilang nakaraan. Ngunit sa bawat titig at bawat salitang nag-uugnay sa kanilang dalawa, unti-unting napapansin ni Gabriel na may nangyaring mas malalim kaysa sa kanyang iniwasan. Habang nagsisimula silang magkasama muli, isang malupit na lihim ang unti-unting lumalabas: si Gabriel ay may malubhang sakit na hindi niya kayang pagdaanan mag-isa. Lihim na siyang nahihirapan at wala pang lakas na aminin kay Sofia na ang bawat araw ay nagiging labanan sa buhay. Ngunit ang takot niyang mawala si Sofia ng hindi nila nasasabi ang mga bagay na hindi nila kailanman natapos, ay nagsisilbing pinakamabigat na hamon ng kanyang buhay. Puwede bang magtagumpay ang pagmamahal nilang nagsimula sa mga unang taon ng kanilang buhay? O magiging alaala na lamang ito, tulad ng ulan na tinatangay ng hangin?

Libby did everything right. She testified. She ran. She rebuilt a quiet life for herself and her little sister, Emma—one where monsters stayed buried and love felt possible again. Then Matteo Moretti walked into her world. Protective. Sharp-tongued. Dangerous in all the ways that make a woman feel safe. With him, Libby starts to believe in something fragile and terrifying: a future. Until the man who destroyed her childhood escapes prison. When Emma vanishes from school in the middle of the day, Libby’s worst fear becomes reality. The danger wasn’t gone—it was watching. Waiting. Planning. Now Matteo must use every ruthless skill he’s ever learned to hunt down a man who believes blood is ownership and love is control. Because this time, the cost isn’t just Libby’s heart. It’s a child’s life. A gripping romantic suspense about obsession, survival, and the kind of love that doesn’t just promise forever, it fights for it. Perfect for readers who love high-stakes danger, found family, protective heroes, and edge-of-your-seat emotional payoffs.

ในนครพิงค์อันงดงาม... โชคชะตานำพาให้ "แก้วกัลยา" หญิงสาวผู้มีจิตใจงดงาม ต้องมาพัวพันกับสองหนุ่มผู้สูงศักดิ์อย่างมิอาจหลีกเลี่ยง หนึ่งคือ หม่อมราชวงศ์รวิ ผู้สูงศักดิ์ เพียบพร้อม และมอบความรักอันลึกซึ้ง อีกหนึ่งคือ เจ้าศิริวัฒน์ คู่หมั้นที่เหมาะสม แต่หัวใจกลับห่างไกล ท่ามกลางข่าวลือที่มุ่งร้าย แผนการร้ายที่ซ่อนเงื่อน และความรู้สึกที่ยากจะหักห้าม... แก้วกัลยาจะเลือกใคร? และความลับเบื้องหลังบุพเพสันนิวาสครั้งนี้จะนำพาเธอไปสู่โชคชะตาเช่นไร?

Alyn adalah asisten setia Felix Putra Wijaya, CEO dari perusahaan tempatnya bekerja. Namun, sebuah kesalahan yang tidak terduga mengubah hidupnya secara drastis. Dalam pernikahan rahasia mereka, Alyn harus menanggung penghinaan dan perlakuan buruk dari keluarga Felix. Meskipun selalu direndahkan, Alyn tidak pernah menunjukkan kelemahannya. Di balik senyum dan kesabarannya, ia menyimpan identitas rahasia yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun, termasuk Felix, suaminya. Siapa sebenarnya Alyn? Dan bagaimana ia akan menghadapi keluarga Wijaya yang begitu berkuasa?

She was always ignored and called nerdy by her childhood crush and friend. Now, he can't take his eyes off her, and neither can his elder brother. Lydia Winters had a crush on her childhood friend, Julian Blade in Junior high school, and when she confessed her feelings to him, they started dating. But when she is ignored in the relationship and finally decides to study in another country, Julian breaks up with her coldly. He chooses a more pretty girl, Ava, over her. Having graduated college, Lydia returns to Ohio to attend her parents' anniversary and stay for a year. However, she is broken when she sees Julian with Ava, even after six years of being away. Their relationship is way stronger now, as they are engaged. Ezekiel Blade is everything Lydia chose to avoid. A mafia boss. An arrogant, wealthy playboy. He is undeniably charming, and at worst, Julian's elder brother. A bully to her during her teenage years, he now starts to see her differently. He offers her a way to make Julian jealous and come back to her: a simple kiss and little passion between them. It works. Julian gets jealous seeing them together and tries to get Lydia back. In the course of their reconnecting, Julian gets Lydia pregnant in a one night stand, but refuses to claim the child as his. He runs away with his real love, Ava. Ezekiel sees this and offers to care for her and her child willingly. Lydia has only ever wanted Julian's affection, but when she is faced with this crisis, will she move on and choose a big time playboy?

“Don't tell me you have forgotten what happened last night?” she asked as she moved closer to the bed with a flirtatious smirk. “We had a good time together. Last night was fun.” She leaned close to him, her eyes staring deep into his black orbs. Being in this close proximity with him, her heart was beating, but she won't show how nervous she was. The white towel she was wearing reveals the top of her breast, and Richard's eyes flickered towards it. He gulped down as he found himself drawn to her. Their proximity made him feel an internal heat within him. Her lips are so tempting. He has never felt this way for any woman for the past five years. Who the fuck is she? “It seems you want more of my sweet body, Mr. Presley. Last night wasn't enough, was it?” she said with a sexy smile. She could see the effect she had on him and it kind of made her relaxed. Richard was snapped out of his lustful illusion by her words. What did he just hear her say? Did something happen last night?  …. After the tragedy that befell Annabelle because of the Presley family, she returned for revenge. For her revenge to be successful, she must make her cold hearted ex husband marry her and also make him fall in love with her. Will she succeed with her plan?

Matapos mahuli ang fiancé niyang may ibang babae at mawalan ng trabaho sa loob lamang ng isang linggo, handa na si Amelie Mitchell na magtago sa mundo, hanggang sa isang alok ang biglang nagbigay sa kanya ng pag-asa. Isang kasunduan. Isang kasal. Isang kasinungalingang magliligtas sa kanyang pamilya. Ang nag-alok? Si Elijah Chen, matalino, at sikat na Neurosurgeon. Tagapagmana ng isang bilyong dolyar na imperyo. Simple lang ang usapan.. Pakakasalan niya ito. Gagampanan ang papel. At mababayaran ang lahat ng problema niya. Pero gumuho ang lahat nang makaharap niya ang half-brother nito— si Dylan Luis Suarez Chen, ang unang binatang kanyang inibig, ang iniwan niya para tuparin ang pangarap, ang lalaking ayaw na ayaw na sana niyang makita muli. Ngayon, kailangan niyang pakasalan ang isang kapatid… Habang ang sigaw ng kanyang puso ay ang isa. At sa pamilyang punô ng lihim, kapangyarihan, at ipinagbabawal na pag-ibig, isang maling hakbang ay maaaring magwasak sa kanilang tatlo.

Dahil sa kahirapan ng buhay, pinasok ni Erina ang iba’t-ibang trabaho para lang matustusan ang kaniyang pangangailangan araw-araw. Binubuhay niya nang mag-isa ang kaniyang sarili simula no’ng umalis siya sa puder ng kaniyang ama. Naging maayos naman ang takbo ng kaniyang buhay pero nagbago ang lahat nang dumating at nakilala niya ang binatang si Wayne Louie Anderson. Isang bilyonaryo, kilalang personalidad sa larangan ng negosyo, at nagmamay-ari ng mga tanyag na resorts at casino sa Pilipinas at maging sa labas ng bansa. Subalit, walang kaalam-alam si Erina tungkol doon. May isang pangyayari na nagtulak kay Wayne para ilihim ang kaniyang pagkatao at palabasin na siya ay nawawala. Ito’y naging daan para makasama siya ni Erina sa iisang bubong at naging daan para makilala at magustuhan siya ng dalaga. Magbabago kaya ang pagtingin niya sa binata kapag nalaman niya na ang tungkol sa totoong pagkatao nito? Isasantabi kaya niya ang galit para sa pag-ibig? O paiiralin ang galit at pagkamuhi, at sumuko sa iniibig?

(This is a dark romance. 18+) King Sven laughs again, one hand fondling the breast of the woman on top of him. The pain in my chest becomes unbearable, and I wince. His eyes flicker with something dark and satisfied. He knows exactly what he’s doing. “Spending a week in prison hasn't tamed your tongue, I see,” he says, the teasing edge in his voice making my skin crawl. “I want to take my time with you… savor you to the fullest. I know I’ll enjoy breaking you.” “You’ll have to kill me first.” “Who says I won’t?” — In a world where Fae are hunted and treated less than an animal, Olivia and her mute twin brother, Kyle, have spent nine years hiding their true identity within the Shadow Moon Pack. Pretending to be lowly Omegas, they blend into the pack, constantly fearing discovery. But when a simple mistake exposes Olivia's Fae heritage to the sadistic Alpha King Sven—a ruthless hybrid known for his hatred of magical beings—their lives spiral into chaos, even worse they discover they're something more.