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Isabella Ferrera becomes a substitute bride on her own wedding day when the woman her groom loves runs away. Married to billionaire Matteo Conti, she spends five years living as a ghost—unloved, ignored, and blamed for a betrayal she never committed. While Matteo clings to his first love, Isabella endures his cruelty in silence, until she finally leaves without a word. Only then does Matteo uncover the truth behind the runaway bride—and realize too late that the woman he pushed away was the one who truly stayed. Regret is all he has left.

Warning: Mature Content Ahead. Can’t decide what trope you want to read next? Well, look no further because Fractured has it all. If you're ready to dive into a world where passion meets peril, where dominance intertwines with desire, and where one fierce female leads the charge, then this book is for you. On her first day at university, Josie’s life takes a dramatic turn. Expecting nothing more than the typical college experience, she instead finds herself thrust into a realm of supernatural intrigue. Her guide into this new world is none other than her enigmatic and irresistibly attractive headmaster. As Josie navigates her new reality, she encounters five breathtakingly hot males, each with their own secrets and powers. These men are not just eye candy; they play pivotal roles in a dangerous game of power and attraction. Josie must learn to harness her strength, confront hidden enemies, and balance the intense chemistry with the dominant males who surround her. Her journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and undeniable passion. This book is a thrilling blend of romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, perfect for readers who crave a story that's as hot as it is heart-pounding. Prepare for mature themes and explicit scenes that will leave you breathless. Join Josie as she embarks on an adventure that will challenge her, change her, and ignite a flame within her that burns brighter than she ever imagined. This story contains explicit group scenes including some bxb.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Mine's been chilling for five years. The night James Reed kicked me out of his life, I was pregnant, penniless, and naive enough to believe love mattered more than money. He taught me better. When you're bleeding out in the rain, clutching your stomach while your best friend laughs from his doorway, you learn exactly what you're worth to people like them. Zero. But the woman who nearly died that night? She stayed dead. The one who came back is someone else entirely. Anna Quinn. Lost daughter of California's most powerful family. CEO of her own pharmaceutical empire. And the silent majority shareholder in James Reed's failing company. He's about to learn what happens when you build an empire on stolen foundations. His marriage has cracks he doesn't see. And the investors keeping him afloat? They answer to me now. He thinks he's untouchable. That my formula made him invincible. But success built on stolen work has a way of crumbling when the original genius decides to pull the rug out. I don't want him back. I want him ruined. And this time, I'm the one holding all the cards.

Anya Thornveil, the Beta’s first daughter, has lived her life as the unwanted one—mocked for her looks, ignored by her family, and overshadowed by her beautiful sister. On her eighteenth birthday, she finally scents her fated mate… only to be publicly rejected by him, the Alpha’s golden son. His cruel words humiliate her before the entire pack, leaving her shattered. In her pain, Anya cries out to the Moon Goddess, begging for an answer. The Goddess does not stay silent. Instead of letting her drown in rejection, she grants Anya something rare—a second chance mate. A man stronger, darker, and more devoted than she could have ever imagined. Years later, Anya returns no longer the “ugly daughter,” but a woman reborn from her scars. The Alpha’s son, who once despised her, now looks at her with regret burning in his eyes. But Anya is no longer his to claim, her true bond lies with the one who chose her, not the one who broke her. The rejected thorn has become the Moon’s chosen bloom. And this time, she will not be broken.

[Selamat kerja suamiku… uh tambah ganteng habis cukuran.. jadi nggak rela buat dilepas] Keningku mengernyit dalam membaca status tetangga baruku, Miska. Aneh.. bukannya dia janda ko bikin story hati-hati di jalan suamiku. Suami yang mana? Apa dia lagi ngehalu? Aku terkekeh sambil geleng-geleng kepala. Makin hari aku makin penasaran tiap kali janda tetangga sebelah rumahku ini bikin status whatsapp, dan makin lama aku makin curiga karena statusnya selalu mengarah pada ciri-ciri suamiku. Apa ini hanya kebetulan atau janda sebelah rumahku ini nyatanya ada main dengan suamiku?

Fadia Thanisa Adreena, gadis desa yatim piatu, tak pernah menyangka hidupnya berubah hanya dalam hitungan jam. Dituduh mencuri oleh budenya sendiri karena menolak dijual kepada pria tua kaya raya, Nisa memilih lari… dan berakhir masuk ke mobil seorang pria asing di jalan sepi. Abyan Mahesa, CEO muda yang sedang dalam perjalanan kerja, tak pernah berniat ikut campur. Tapi satu keputusan impulsif—membuka pintu mobil untuk menolong seorang gadis—mengikatnya dalam pernikahan dadakan yang tak pernah ia rencanakan. Di hadapan warga desa, mereka harus menikah demi menjaga nama baik. Namun pernikahan itu bukan akhir, melainkan awal dari luka baru. Abyan menyimpan rahasia besar—ia telah dijodohkan oleh keluarga bangsawan dan tengah mempersiapkan pernikahan resmi yang akan diumumkan ke publik. Nisa, kini menjadi istri rahasia, harus belajar hidup di balik bayang-bayang. Terlindungi, tapi tak pernah benar-benar diakui. Dicintai… atau hanya dikasihani? Ketika cinta mulai tumbuh dari keterpaksaan, mampukah mereka melawan realita dan restu yang tak pernah ada? Dan saat masa lalu mulai mengejar, akankah rahasia pernikahan mereka terbongkar? ** "ITU DIA! Mobilnya di situ!" teriak salah satu warga. "Astaghfirullah… itu kan anak perempuan Almarhum Pak Raji?!" seru yang lain, menunjuk ke arah Nisa yang masih duduk gemetar di kursi penumpang. "Turun kalian! Turun sekarang juga!" "Ngapain kalian berdua di mobil sendirian, hah?!" Abyan menelan ludah. “Tunggu, ini nggak seperti yang kalian pikirkan…” "Enak aja bilang 'nggak seperti yang kami pikirkan'. Kami semua lihat dengan mata kepala sendiri! Kalian berdua di mobil, siang bolong, di tempat sepi begini?!” Seorang ibu berseru, "Kalau kalian nggak ada hubungan apa-apa, kenapa si gadis ini sembunyi di mobilmu?!" Nisa buru-buru membuka pintu, wajahnya pucat pasi. “Saya cuma… saya minta tolong. Ada yang kejar saya tadi...” Namun warga tak memberi ruang penjelasan. "Tak peduli alasanmu! Nama baik gadis kampung ini sudah rusak! Kalian harus menikah! Hari ini juga!"

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Dahil sa pagpapakalat niya ng exposed photo ng dalawang lalaking naghahalikan, nauwi ito sa kasalan. Si Isobel Ituraldez, pasaway na anak at tagapagmana ng Raldez Corporation, ay kilala sa pagiging rebelde at sanhi ng stress ng kanyang ama. Samantalang si Alejandro Talleno, CEO ng Cagel Talleno Logistics, ay hinahangaan ng maraming babae. Ngunit dahil sa iskandalong kumalat, naapektuhan ang kanyang reputasyon. Isang gabi, aksidenteng nagkita sila sa hotel. Pareho silang lasing at nagkatapat. Kinausap siya nito tungkol sa iskandalo, ipinaliwanag na biro lamang iyon kasama ang kaibigan niyang lalaki. Imbes humingi ng tawad, iginiit ni Isobel na bakla siya dahil sa malambot nitong kilos. Dala ng kalasingan, hinamon niya itong halikan at buntisin siya kung tunay na lalaki ito. Sa kaguluhan, natumba sila at nagpatong ang katawan. Hindi napigilan ni Alejandro ang sarili, hinawakan nito ang bewang para pigilan tumayo. Sisigaw sana ito ng bakla nang hinalikan niya ito at nauwi sa pagtatalik. Nagising si Isobel, nagmamadaling umalis. Ngunit naalala ng binata ang lahat at nagkaroon ng interes na hanapin siya. Paulit-ulit niya itong pinuntahan sa kompanya, ngunit iniiwasan siya nito. Kaya tinarget niya ang ama nito, nag-alok ng suporta sa naluluging negosyo kapalit ng kasal nila. Mabilis na napapayag si Mr. Ituraldez dahil din sa atraso ng anak. Matapos ang kasal, nawalan ng kapangyarihan si Isobel. Sa gabi, ginagapang siya ni Alejandro at unti-unti ring bumigay sa romansa nito. Ngunit natuklasan niya na planado lahat, mula sa iskandalo. Ang kaibigan niya ay ispiya pala ni Alejandro upang makakuha ng personal na impormasyon sa pamilya nila. Ito ay bahagi ng paghihiganti dahil may kinalaman ang ama niya sa pagkamatay ng mga magulang ni Alejandro. Si Isobel ang naging target niya para sirain, pero sa huli nahulog siya rito. Pipiliin ba niya ang plano ng paghihiganti o ang tunay na damdamin?

When her father racks up an impossible debt to the Falcone crime family, Camilla becomes the payment. Sold off like property, she’s forced to marry Riccardo Falcone —a cold, calculating mafia boss known as The Devil of New York. But Camilla is no helpless victim. She’s fierce, smart, and determined to find a way out… even if that means taking down the man who owns her. But Riccardo didn’t expect to fall for the fire in her eyes. And Camilla didn’t expect to uncover the truth behind her father’s debt—or the secrets buried beneath Riccardo’s empire.

When the Sanchez clan was on the verge of vanishing in the Mafia world, Adira Dawn Sanchez, tightened the line, protecting her falling clan. After all the attacks from big clans, trying to erase them, the fierce and fearless Adira managed to carry the Sanchez.  However, the two desperate brothers: Oliver and Otis Oliveros, came into the picture with the motive to kill Adira in order to erase the Sanchez. Having their own plans, they chased after Adira.  When Adira is looking for a bodyguard, Oliver sees his chance to enter the cave of Sanchez, while Otis befriends Adira.  But, what would the two of them do when instead of killing her, they ended up falling for her? How would Oliver kill Adira Sanchez when she was captivated by her? Playing the role as Adira’s bodyguard, Oliver ended up guarding her heart instead of ending her life.