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After Anastacia caught her boyfriend Gregory cheated on her. Naging mapag laro siya at natakot ang daddy niya sa mga pinag gagawa ng anak. He talked his best friend na bantayan ang anak habang nasa malayo ito at pumayag naman si Maximo Anderson sa gusto nga kanyang kaibigan. When Anastacia knows about it. She tried to seduce her Dad's best friend many times but she's failed. Until one night. Maximo dragged her at the party and gave her punishment.. A punishment that Anastacia couldn't forget for the rest of her life...

Klayde Mendoza is a very well known business man. He doesn't like long hair, dahil sa isang pangyayari na pilit niyang kinakalimutan. HIS GOLDEN RULE: "LONG HAIR IS NOT ALLOWED!" It sounds weird, but it's in his rules at home, company, and in relationships. Not until, Hadlee Silverio came in to his life. Isang babaeng may mahabang buhok na sobrang pantay at halos umabot 'to sa balingkinitan nitong katawan. Klayde doesn't know how itʼs feels like— about the woman who will accept his whole being. But what will happen if he finds out that everything about Hadlee being close to him is just a mission? Would it be better or worse for his condition?

Jewel wants her mother to love her. She grants her request even though it leads her to certain doom. Her world seemed to fall apart when she found out about her mother's dark secret. Her sister is incapable of conceiving. And when Jewel gives birth, they will take the child from her. But this is not the only thing that shocked Jewel. Because the father of her future child is her sister's fiancé.

HYPNOTIC POISON Synopsis: Siya si Monina, ang babaeng naligaw sa teritoryo ng mga delikadong tao. Sa isang pribadong bar na pagmamay-ari ni Frelan Dela Sierro, isang makapangyarihang mafia. Mayaman, ma-awtoridad, pumapaslang ng mga taong sumasalungat sa pananaw nito at walang ibang nasusunod kundi ang sarili lamang. Nag-bago lamang iyon nang hayaan niya ang isang babae na mag-lasing sa kanyang bar. Para bang may malalim itong problema dahil hindi man lang ito nakaramdam ng panganib. Nilapitan niya ito hindi upang magpa-kilala kundi takutin nang bigla siya nitong kabigin at mariing hinalikan sa labi. Naramdaman ni Frelan na naalarma ang kanyang mga tauhan ngunit senenyasan niya ang mga itong 'wag makialam. Nais sanang palalimin ni Frelan ang halik dahil nadadala siya sa malambot na labi nito nang bigla itong nawalan ng malay sa kanyang mga bisig. It was just a one night that started with a kiss but here he is getting addicted to her soft lips. When their lips crashed into one, he knew he tasted a hypnotic poison. And because of that, he planned to hide his true identity that he's a dangerous mafia king just to be with her. But can Monina accept Frelan's real identity? Will the both of them stay together and conquer love against all challenges? Well, there's one way to find out…

Laundrymaid, cook, janitress— name it all. These are among of the tasks YUMI has to do every day. In short, she's your generous all-around maid who works without getting paid. However, her monotonous life of being the modern Cinderella will soon end the moment she lays eyes on VINCENT, who is a rich, fair young boy who is offering her one huge offer no lady of her status would ever say no— to marry him. Everything is already supposed to be a happy ending for Yumi until her cruel stepmother-in-law, VICTORIA, steps in to ruin the dream-like fantasy she has ever dreamed of. Will her fairytale-like life with her prince charming end so soon? Or will she then begin to put her A-game on a battle against her stepmother-in-law for the sake of Vincent and the life she has longed for?

Mulat si Kristine sa buhay probinsya dahil magmula noong maghiwalay ang kanyang mga magulang ay kinuha siya ng kanyang ama at dinala sa probinsya upang doon manirahan. Sabik siya sa pagmamahal ng isang ina, kaya nang magkataong kailangan ng kanyang ina ang tulong niya, ay kaagad itong pumayag para lamang makapiling ito kahit na labag man sa kagustuhan ng ama. Lahat ay gagawin niya alang-alang sa gustong mangyari ng ina, ngunit hindi niya inaasahang ang tulong na hinihingi ng ina niya ang siyang makakapagpabago sa mga dati niyang nakagawian at buong katauhan.

Lance Angelo Reynolds got his heart broken by loving a woman who isn't meant for him. And this is the reason why he doesn't believe in love anymore. He will just enjoy his single life by flirting and going out with different women without any strings attached because love is just a shit for him. But fate has other plan for him when his world collided with the feisty Dr. Rhian Leigh Acozta. Everything in his life changed including his perception about love.

Noah's Pov: "Ready ka na, iho?" tanong sa'kin ni mama nang makababa ako sa hagdanan ng bahay namin. "Uh..huh!" sagot ko agad. Isasama niya daw ako sa party ng kaibigan niya at ipapakilala ako sa mga kaibigan nito na matagal niya nang gustong gawin. Bihira lang kasi ako dito sa Pilipinas. Madalas ay pinagbabakasyon lang ako ni papa kaya ako narito sa Pilipinas. Kadarating pa lang namin sa party when i saw this girl, she had a very adorable and innocent look. I was only ten pero pakiramdam ko ay bumilis ang tibok ng puso ko pagkakita ko pa lamang sa kan'ya. "Karina Villafuerte," tawag ng isang batang babaeng nagbeso sa kan'ya. She had a distinctive and unique appearance even at a young age with her genuine smile and a playfull expression, which i found endearing. She's wearing a white long gown with a big ribbon on the back of her gown. She's like a princess with that flower crown on her hair. Nagpatiim-bagang ako nang makitang ngumiti siya sa batang lalakeng lumapit sa kan'ya. Tss! mas gwapo ako d'yan! I was about to walk away nang makaisip ng paraan para mapansin niya ako. Mabilis akong naglakad papunta sa likod niya. Patay malisya kong inapakan ang nakalaylay niyang gown na ikinalingon niya bigla. Damn! Did i hear a ripping sound? Lagot na! ang balak ko lang ay apakan ang gown niya para mapansin niya ako. Pero hindi ko gustong mapunit iyon. "Oh my God! What did you do?" halos mamutla ako sa tanong niya. Oh, great! You really did a great job! You've got her attention: now what? Akala ko ay hahampasin ako nito ngunit bigla na lang itong naupo sa harap ko at tahimik na umiyak.

ROOM 808. It was just a normal night at kwarto lamang ito sa iba, ngunit para kay Rosa, ito ay isang masamang panaginip. She never saw the man who made love with her or even knew his name. Ang naalala lang niya, ang kakaibang init at minty na labi nito. After being planned and trapped sa isang silid ng dahil sa plano ng stepsister at kapatid para mapaalis siya, nagbunga ito ng isang anak na lalaki. After 5 years passed, ang pag-uwi nila sa Pilipinas ang magiging simula ng unti unting paglabas ng katotohanan at ang nalalapit na pagkikita ng dalawa from that night. Will she get the revenge she deserves? Or will she never find the truth about her son’s father?

Spoiled but independent, Sereia Philomena Isolde can’t deny it. Kaya naman hindi sya papaawat kay Phoenix Mason Hill, heir to the successful Hill Corp, nang malamang nasa pangalan ng lalaki ang lupaing kanya dapat. So, all there’s left to do is come and “negotiate” him about the terms. She wants to change his mind, he wants to change her heart. Pataasan sila ng pride. Prepare to venture into a journey filled with mud, soil and fertilizer as they explore the beauty of nature in a simple life in the province area (with the simple life of the farmers in the Philippines). Awayan, bangayan, tampuhan, iyakan, at siyempre, pagmamahalan. ***Tagalog Version of Changing the Billionaire’s Heart and His Winter Heart