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"Mas, ayo kita bercerai!" Sebaris kalimat itu meluncur dengan lugas dari mulut, Jasmine Adrielle Zivanna (22 tahun). Pagi ini tepat 48 jam mereka baru saja melangsungkan pernikahan, tapi dengan beraninya Zee menggugat Kayvandra Shawn Dirgantara (27 tahun) untuk berpisah. "Jangan bercanda, nggak lucu, Zee." Timpal pria yang masih membiarkan letak resleting celananya terbuka. Kay tertawa geli, ia menggeleng kecil sambil berkacak pinggang di tepi ranjang. "Aku serius, Mas." Jawab Zee sambil memegang erat ujung selimut yang membungkus tubuhnya hingga bagian dada. Ya. Mereka adalah sepasang pengantin baru, dan mereka telah melewati malam pertama dengan penuh cinta yang membara. "Aku sudah memenuhi kewajibanku padamu, Mas. Kamu senang kan sudah mendapatkan bukti jika aku masih perawan. Lagi pula nggak lucu kalau sampai orang lain tahu, janda Kayvandra Shawn Dirgantara, pemilik perusahaan garmen ternama .... masih virgin." Zivanna, perempuan muda itu pasti memiliki alasan kuat saat menginginkan perpisahan secara sadar. "Kamu sudah gila, Zee?" raut wajah Kay berubah tidak santai, ia menurunkan bahunya perlahan. "Iya, aku memang sudah gila, Mas. Oleh karena itu cepat talak aku sekarang untuk menyudahi kegilaan ini!" Perempuan berkulit putih bak batu pualam dengan rambut kemerahan tergerai sepunggung itu menatap tajam presensi Kay yang mati-matian sedang menahan emosinya. Tapi kenapa Zivanna mendadak memutuskan untuk mengambil jalan perceraian ketika mereka baru saja melewati malam pengantin 48 jam dengan penuh gelora? Apa yang sebenarnya sudah terjadi dengan perempuan yang selalu dipandang Kay adalah wanita termanis dan lemah lembut itu? Kenapa sekarang Kay melihat Zee menjadi sosok tegas dan penuh percaya diri?

Sa isang marangyang party kung saan alak ang hari at kasiyahan ang batas, nagtagpo sina Megan Anastasia Davis at Primo Rafael Giovanni—isang simpleng babae at isang bilyonaryong sanay sa luho. Sa kalasingan at kapusukan, nadala sila ng laro ng tadhana—isang “pekeng” kasal na tinawanan lang nila noon. Pero paggising nila kinaumagahan, isang legal at totoong marriage certificate ang bumungad sa kanila. Kasado. Pirmado. Walang atrasan. Gulat. Panic. Hindi makapaniwala si Megan. Paano siya napasok sa isang kasal na hindi niya ginusto? Ngunit hindi doon nagtatapos ang gulo. Habang pilit niyang hinahanap ang paraan para makawala, isang mas malalim na sikreto ang kanyang nadiskubre—si Primo ay engaged na pala sa iba! Isang arranged marriage na matagal nang planado, pero hindi niya kailanman ginusto. Ngayon, may isang babaeng lumalaban para sa lugar niya bilang legal na asawa. May isang pamilyang nagdidikta ng kapalaran ni Primo. At may isang pusong unti-unting nahuhulog, kahit na pilit lumalaban. Tatakas ba si Megan mula sa isang pagkakamaling naging totoo? O haharapin niya ang laban para sa lalaking hindi niya inaasahang mamahalin? Samantala, si Primo—mananatili ba siya sa buhay na pinili para sa kanya? O pipiliin niya ang babaeng aksidenteng dumating pero hindi na niya kayang pakawalan?

(This is a dark romance. 18+) King Sven laughs again, one hand fondling the breast of the woman on top of him. The pain in my chest becomes unbearable, and I wince. His eyes flicker with something dark and satisfied. He knows exactly what he’s doing. “Spending a week in prison hasn't tamed your tongue, I see,” he says, the teasing edge in his voice making my skin crawl. “I want to take my time with you… savor you to the fullest. I know I’ll enjoy breaking you.” “You’ll have to kill me first.” “Who says I won’t?” — In a world where Fae are hunted and treated less than an animal, Olivia and her mute twin brother, Kyle, have spent nine years hiding their true identity within the Shadow Moon Pack. Pretending to be lowly Omegas, they blend into the pack, constantly fearing discovery. But when a simple mistake exposes Olivia's Fae heritage to the sadistic Alpha King Sven—a ruthless hybrid known for his hatred of magical beings—their lives spiral into chaos, even worse they discover they're something more.

A young black girl with silver/white hair, who was raised by her loving mother until the age of 12 has been thrusted into the world of werewolves on the account of her father being an alpha wolf. He only finds out about his daughter once her mother dies, but the strangest thing is, she has no wolf. She smells human, but she's definitely his. The alpha brought her to live with him, and during that time, they both discovered things about themselves that they had no idea even existed. She was never just "human," and his "mate" was never his to begin with. This human girl was, in fact, a long, foretold gift to the wovles and a destructive force on those who waged war on good.

⛔️🔞 MATURE CONTENT 🔞⛔️ Jhonalyn Lopez, a 28-year-old woman, naging worthless sa paningin ng kanyang pamilya dahil sa isang accident na hindi kailanman lubos na inalam ng kanyang mga magulang. Her family arranged for her to marry a guy she'd never met. But on a night of heavy drinking, she met Mr. Virgin, a man adored by women—isang lalaking may matipunong pangangatawan, makinis na balat, at mga matang nakakaakit. They spent a wild night together, and she gave herself to him without hesitation. And the night she spent with the stranger, she called it 'One Wild Night with Mr. Virgin.' JHONALYN LOPEZ 💖 DAMON KONSTANTINOV

Corine vit entourée de spirales : sur les murs de son atelier, dans ses carnets, sur les tissus qu’elle manipule. Ces formes, d’abord abstraites, deviennent des indices. À la mort de son père, elle découvre un carnet scellé, une spirale dessinée, une phrase énigmatique. Ce fil la mène vers une boîte oubliée, une carte annotée, un jardin qui n’existe que dans les souvenirs fragmentés d’un homme qu’elle croyait connaître. À travers une narration éclatée, faite de fragments et de silences, Corine remonte le fil d’une mémoire familiale trouée. Elle interroge les gestes, les absences, les objets, et les voix qui résonnent sous sa peau. Dans cette quête, elle vit aussi l’amour — discret, profond, tissé entre les lignes — qui l’aide à entendre ce que son corps n’a jamais su dire. Corine, fragments d’une obsession est un roman psychologique et intimiste, une traversée intérieure où chaque trace devient une voix, chaque spirale une carte, et chaque silence une réponse possible.

As I walked down the aisle, bouquet in hand, I scanned the crowd—the very people I’d paid to attend. My heart raced, searching for my husband, but he was nowhere in sight. Panic set in. Was I about to be abandoned on my wedding day? I could already picture the headline: Daughter of Late CEO of Nova White Robotics abandoned at the Altar. Not only would I be humiliated, but my chance to take over the company would slip away, and my enemies would jubilate in my defeat. Just as I was drowning in my sea of doubt, I heard the sound of a hasty footsteps. The crowd turned and gasped in shock as Mason appeared, looking dashing in a sharp three-piece suit. His smile met my gaze, his piercing blue eyes locking onto mine. “Sorry I’m late. My suit didn’t arrive on time,” he said with an apologetic smile. I nodded and the priest began reading the vows, he turned to me and asked, "Will you take Mr. Mason Anderson as your lawfully wedded husband, to love and protect?" I tried to speak, but the words stuck in my throat. I just stood there, lost in confusion, unsure if this was the right choice. * * Determined to secure her place as CEO, knowing marriage is the key to winning over the shareholders, she’s ready to do whatever it takes to take control of her father’s company. But can she overcome the evil forces that threatened to destroy her family , or will they succeed in eliminating her for their own gain? And as for the contract marriage, will it turn out to be her worst mistake or will it blossom into something real, especially when undeniable feelings start to arise?

Kassel Evann, a nerd but sexy as hell. Boys drool over her especially her attitude boss—Ruzzel Garcia, the handsome with such split personality that only Kassel can tame.

Elena Vale has spent her entire life sticking to the rules, until the night she's forced into an engagement she never wanted. Fleeing from her high-society cage, she ends up in a grimy bar, drinking with a brooding stranger who offers the one thing she never expected: freedom.  Jack Roman is the last man a woman like Elena Vale should marry. Tattooed, sharp-tongued, and hiding secrets behind his sea blue eyes. He's everything she's been taught to avoid. But when an impulsive drunken wedding turns into a full-blown scandal, Elena seizes the chaos. She makes him a deal — six months of pretending, then they part ways. To Elena, faking a marriage with a stranger is supposed to keep her safe. But as sparks turn to passion, and buried truths come to light, Elena realizes she may have just traded one kind of prison for another. Because Jack didn't just walk into her life by accident… and falling in love with him might just cost her everything.

Ten years ago, Natalia Cruz had walked out of Damien Carrington’s life as a young, broken, pregnant and helpless woman with nothing. But now, she is back as a top-tier lawyer, and she is back for revenge.