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Aria hates Christmas. It’s the season everyone else seems happy while she pretends she is fine. But everything shatters on Christmas Eve when she catches her boyfriend cheating. Broken and confused, she walks into the cold night....straight into the path of a stranger with blue eyes who saves her from an attack. He is dangerous, mysterious… and a werewolf Alpha. As she uncovers secrets about her forgotten past and her own bloodline, Aria becomes trapped between humans and wolves, lies and loyalty, love and danger. Is meeting the Alpha her fate… or the beginning of a new nightmare?

Deron Gonzaga kabur dari perjodohan yang diatur ibunya dan bertemu dengan Victoria MacAlpen yang juga mengalami peristiwa menyakitkan hatinya. Keduanya pun harus bersandiwara di depan ibu Deron sebagai pasangan kekasih karena Deron ogah bersama dengan gadis pilihan ibunya. Roberto Totti adalah asisten dan tangan kanan Deron, yang dikenal sama dinginnya dengan bossnya, harus menahan emosi setiap menghadapi Georgina Heathfield, sahabat Victoria, kekasih Deron. Gadis tomboy itu sering membuatnya sakit kepala apalagi Georgina punya panggilan khusus kepadanya yaitu "Kulkas Milan". Bagaimana kisah kedua pasangan ini?

Dahil sa pagpapakalat niya ng exposed photo ng dalawang lalaking naghahalikan, nauwi ito sa kasalan. Si Isobel Ituraldez, pasaway na anak at tagapagmana ng Raldez Corporation, ay kilala sa pagiging rebelde at sanhi ng stress ng kanyang ama. Samantalang si Alejandro Talleno, CEO ng Cagel Talleno Logistics, ay hinahangaan ng maraming babae. Ngunit dahil sa iskandalong kumalat, naapektuhan ang kanyang reputasyon. Isang gabi, aksidenteng nagkita sila sa hotel. Pareho silang lasing at nagkatapat. Kinausap siya nito tungkol sa iskandalo, ipinaliwanag na biro lamang iyon kasama ang kaibigan niyang lalaki. Imbes humingi ng tawad, iginiit ni Isobel na bakla siya dahil sa malambot nitong kilos. Dala ng kalasingan, hinamon niya itong halikan at buntisin siya kung tunay na lalaki ito. Sa kaguluhan, natumba sila at nagpatong ang katawan. Hindi napigilan ni Alejandro ang sarili, hinawakan nito ang bewang para pigilan tumayo. Sisigaw sana ito ng bakla nang hinalikan niya ito at nauwi sa pagtatalik. Nagising si Isobel, nagmamadaling umalis. Ngunit naalala ng binata ang lahat at nagkaroon ng interes na hanapin siya. Paulit-ulit niya itong pinuntahan sa kompanya, ngunit iniiwasan siya nito. Kaya tinarget niya ang ama nito, nag-alok ng suporta sa naluluging negosyo kapalit ng kasal nila. Mabilis na napapayag si Mr. Ituraldez dahil din sa atraso ng anak. Matapos ang kasal, nawalan ng kapangyarihan si Isobel. Sa gabi, ginagapang siya ni Alejandro at unti-unti ring bumigay sa romansa nito. Ngunit natuklasan niya na planado lahat, mula sa iskandalo. Ang kaibigan niya ay ispiya pala ni Alejandro upang makakuha ng personal na impormasyon sa pamilya nila. Ito ay bahagi ng paghihiganti dahil may kinalaman ang ama niya sa pagkamatay ng mga magulang ni Alejandro. Si Isobel ang naging target niya para sirain, pero sa huli nahulog siya rito. Pipiliin ba niya ang plano ng paghihiganti o ang tunay na damdamin?

Tessa Ford thought she had it all: a loving husband, a beautiful daughter, and a thriving fashion brand. But when her husband, Grayson Grant, is manipulated into believing she’s having an affair with one of her models, the perfect life she built begins to crumble. Without giving her a chance to explain, he serves her divorce papers and disappears just when she needs him the most. When tragedy strikes, Tessa signs the papers and walks away. Five years later, fate brings them face-to-face once more. Grayson is haunted by his mistakes and desperate for forgiveness. Tessa has built walls around her heart that no amount of apology can break. As time goes on and old feelings resurface, will Tessa be able to find it in her heart to give him a second chance?

Saquyna ditipu habis-habisan oleh suami yang 'katanya' selalu ingin membahagiakannya dan menjunjung tinggi wanita dalam segala hal. Wanita itu terpaksa menjalankan peran sebagai kepala rumah tangga berkat pria yang berhutang dimana-mana. Bahkan hutang di aplikasi pinjaman online tidak lagi terhitung jumlahnya. Saquyna masih bisa bertahan demi rumah tangga yang baru seumur jagung itu. Puncaknya ketika dia dihadang oleh salah satu penagih hutang di jalan, niat untuk bunuh diri muncul. Saquyna menceburkan dirinya ke sungai namun diselamatkan oleh pria asing yang seketika membuatnya tersadar bahwa perselingkuhan itu tidaklah buruk. Apakah Saquyna tetap bertahan pada pernikahan kelamnya? Ataukah wanita itu melanjutkan niat gilanya berselingkuh dengan pria beristri?

Camille Thompson's first love and husband-James Parker is in coma and has been hospitalized for three months since the tragic accident he had on his way out after a heated fight they had. Still guilt-ridden and blaming herself for the circumstance, Camille finds herself in another loop when she falls in love with her husband's distant cousin – Liam Scott, who's way younger than she is – when she meets him for the first time. When she finds out she's pregnant for Scott, and that her loving husband had kept his infertility problem a secret for the past 11 years they've been together, will she forgive him or go after a new lover who's obsessed with her but not ready for a family yet, without giving heed to reasoning?

Tatlong taon. Three years of hell. Ganoon katagal tiniis ni Maria ang isang loveless marriage sa piling ni Javier Elizalde. Sa mata ng cold-hearted CEO, isa lang siyang desperadang gold digger na humahadlang sa kaligayahan nito. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang ma-aksidente si Javier. Tragedy struck, leaving the powerful billionaire blind and helpless. Sa panahong tinalikuran siya ng mundo, si Maria ang nanatili. She became his eyes, his hands, and his sole comfort. Sa ilalim ng katahimikan at walang pagpapakilala, inalagaan niya ito. She nursed him back to health, umaasang sa wakas ay matutunaw na ang yelong nakabalot sa puso ng asawa niya. And it worked—he fell in love with her gentle care, promising to cherish the woman who saved him once he recovered. Pero ang akala ni Maria na happy ending, naging bangungot. When Javier finally opened his eyes, he didn't look for her. Instead, he embraced another woman—his first love—believing she was the one who stayed by his side. Wasak na wasak at pagod na sa pagiging option, Maria made the ultimate decision. Ibinigay niya ang kalayaang matagal nang hinihingi ni Javier. She handed him the divorce papers with a final, broken whisper: "You are free now, Javi. And so am I." She left without looking back. Kaya bakit ngayon ay parang asong ulol na naghahabol ang makapangyarihang CEO sa kanyang ex-wife? Bakit siya lumuluhod at nagmamakaawa para sa isang second chance? Sorry, Mr. CEO. The wife you took for granted is dead and gone. And this time? Walang bawian.

Saat Zizi Natasya melihat perselingkuhan kekasihnya, Damian, dengan sahabat karibnya, dia pulang dan menghilangkan kesedihannya dengan membaca Novel kesayangannya sampai ia terlelap. Secara tak sengaja, ia terbangun di tempat asing. Dan ternyata ia terbangun di tubuh seorang tokoh novel yang ia baca. Namun tokoh itu adalah tokoh yang lemah, dan akan mati karena difitnah oleh selingkuhan suaminya. Dia bertekad ingin pulang setelah menyelesaikan bab kehidupannya di dalam cerita.

Bumi hanya seorang freelance editor dengan penghasilan tak menentu. Atap rumahnya bocor, gas dan beras habis sering tak terbeli. Di mata mertuanya, ia adalah menantu gagal—tak layak mendampingi putri mereka, Tari. “Tiga tahun pernikahan! Kita sudah terlalu lama memberi kesempatan,” kata Ayah Tari tegas. “Dan apa hasilnya? Tari hidup kekurangan. Lebih baik dia hidup bersama Ayah dan Ibu saja." Tari pun memilih pergi. Meninggalkan Bumi demi kenyamanan. Demi status. Demi harapan yang lebih pasti. Tapi hidup tak berhenti di titik terendah. Setelah perceraian itu, Bumi malah mendapat tawaran pekerjaan yang mengubah statusnya. Kini, ia bekerja di kota terbesar di dunia. Ia tak lagi dihina. Ia dihormati. Saat Tari melihat Bumi yang dulu ia tinggalkan ... Apakah penyesalan bisa mengubah masa lalu?

The only audible sounds for the next few minutes were the platters of rain against the window and our heavy breathing. I saw him walk his naked ass to the bedside drawer, returning with a document in his hands. "What's this?", I questioned as I reluctantly took it from him. "A contract you need to sign to live." I grew silent as I read through the document. "If you sign that, you're going to be mine and mine alone. I'm going to have you whenever I want, and do with you whatever I please. In return, your father gets to live." *** Sofia's miserable life even darker when she is forced to be the payment for her father's debt to the most ruthless Mafia Lord in the city. Enzo had just one taste of her from a one night stand, and now he can't get her off his head. To keep her close he makes her sign a contract - BE MY SEX DOLL, AND IN RETURN, YOUR FATHER GETS TO LIVE. How long will the lustful contract hold? How will Sofia survive when she's suddenly exposed to the dark rollercoaster of Enzo's underworld? Will she keep being his private prostitute, or will there ever be an unlikely spark of love and desire?