Back From a Work Trip and Surprise! I'm a Father
I've gone on a business trip. It's 3:00 am when my best friend suddenly calls me.
He asks me why I didn't tell him that I already have a baby, seeing as we haven't met for a year.
That question takes me by surprise.
Josephine Bennett and I have been married for many years, but we've been using contraception all this time. Since when do we have a baby together?
My best friend then sends me a screenshot of Josephine's social media feed.
The caption shows, "This marks our 100th day together, my darling baby! I love you so much!"
My heart goes tense when I see the screenshot.
Immediately, I call Josephine to ask her what's going on. Her reaction is very cool and collected, though.
"That's a relative's baby. I found the baby super adorable, so I decided to share the post. I didn't think I'd end up sharing the caption too."
I just smile when I hear Josephine's answer. Later on, I call my older brother, Leonard Sterling.
"Cut the funding for Josephine's research project. Turns out she's been cheating on me."