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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

This novel contains twist and turns with steamy obsessive romance 18++++.This novel is mainly centered on independent courageous female lead, Amira. _"Amira thought she had escaped her dark memories surrounding her when she left Aiden, her Family and wealth . Now, she's found solace in the arms of Ryan, a kind-hearted surgeon who reignites her hope for bright future. But just as Amira begins to rebuild her life, Aiden returns, determined to reclaim what he believes is his. Torn between a past she fears and a future she desires, Amira must confront her deepest fears and make a choice that could cost her everything."_

Femella Alcantara is a woman of mission. She is an alpha female who never lets any man dominate her. She knows what her assets are and she uses them to her own advantage. That's why their worlds clashed when another alpha male in the delectable form of Maverick Fuentebella tried to subjugate her. He is someone you can't win against but he found the most willing opponent in the face of the angelic Femella. He wants her and he will do everything to get her. Call it an obsession, Maverick doesn't care. He threw his reason aside and relentlessly pursue the woman. Their bodies clicked and the fire has been ignited. The temptation is proven to be too strong for them to ignore. But this is their biggest mistake. Someone gladly fell into the trap set by one of them.

Indah menghabisi nyawa ayahnya dengan cara yang sangat keji. Tapi itu semua setimpal dengan perbuatan sang ayah yang telah menodai putrinya sejak usia sepuluh tahun. Apakah Indah akan lolos dari perbuatannya?

Violet Sinkette has spent her whole life preparing to follow in her father’s footsteps—a warrior destined to defend the kingdom of Anoryl against its sworn enemy, Daryn. As the daughter of the legendary Commander Jerome Sinkette, she’s trained to fight, to hate, to win. But just as she’s ready to claim her place in Anoryl’s elite royal force, her world is set ablaze. Her mother is murdered. She is kidnapped. And the greatest betrayal of all? She’s not Anoryl’s hero—she’s Daryn’s stolen daughter. Everything she’s ever believed is a lie. Her parents were spies. Anoryl’s war isn’t about defense but destruction. And at the heart of it all lies the Frinx—an ancient power that Anoryl will do anything to steal. Now, Violet stands at a deadly crossroads: fight for the kingdom that raised her or embrace the truth of the land she was born to protect. But with the weight of betrayal crushing her and the Frinx threatening to consume her, one question remains… Will she choose vengeance, or will she rewrite her fate?

R-18!! Napagkasunduan ni Rayn Jasper at Arym Zchrynne “MaiMai” na magsama bilang mag-asawa sa loob ng isang taon matapos ay maghihiwalay kapag hindi nila natutunan mahalin ang isa't-isa. Kapwa sila brokenhearted nang mga panahon na iyon.  Balak sana sorpresahin ni MaiMai si Jasper tungkol sa kanyang ipinagbubuntis sa araw ng anibersaryo ng kanilang kasal ngunit kabaligtaran ang nangyari. Si MaiMai ang na sorpresa nang iabot sa kanya ni Jasper ang annulment paper na pirmado na nito. Kahit nasasaktan ay pinirmahan niya ang papel at umalis kinabukasan ng walang paalam. Pinangako ni MaiMai sa sarili na kailanman hindi niya ipapaalam sa dating asawa ang tungkol sa anak nila hanggang sa kanyang huling hininga.  Makalipas ang pitong taon, napilitan bumalik si MaiMai sa Pilipinas dala ng kanyang trabaho bilang secretary ng isang CEO sa Singapore na isa rin niyang matalik na kaibigan. Hindi inaasahan ni MaMai na ang kliyente nila ay ang dating asawa.  Paano kapag nalaman ni Jasper ang tintagong lihim ng dating asawa? Muli ba silang magkakabalikan o mas lala lang ang sitwasyon? 

Aku tak menyangka suami yang selama ini kupercaya mengelola toko daging sapi peninggalan ayah menghianatiku. Mistery daging 15O kg terbongkar sudah. Ternyata daging itu untuk acara pernikahan suamiku dengan si pelakor secara diam-dian. Aku takkan tinggal diam. Akan aku hancurkan pernikahan mereka. Namun tak kusngka, sumiku dan selingkuhannya memfitnhku hingga nasibku berujung di penjara. Setahun kemudian aku bebas. Putri Dyah ayu bukan lagi putri yang cengeng dan lemah. Aku kini sekuat baja dan akan memabalas dendam.

A modern day kingdom in the country of Sargas has crowned its young queen after the sudden demise of her uncle, who died in his sleep unexpectedly. The new queen of only 19 years doesn't know much about politics and how to rule the land because she was her uncle's ward and the crown prince died in a fire at the factory 3 months ago. A kingdom where magic is banned and considered demonic, Atarah hides her power, desperately trying not to get dethroned. Looped in a contract marriage with her enemy, the prince of Antares, Dragomir. Atarah searches for revenge and love in between the chaos which is surfacing in her kingdom.

Jannah, seorang wanita pekerja keras. Kesulitan ekonomi dalam hidup, membuatnya terpaksa harus membanting tulang, melakukan semua pekerjaan yang dianggapnya halal. Dari mulai menjadi tukang cuci gosok di Kampung tetangga, sampai memulung barang rongsok atau botol-botol bekas di jalanan. Suaminya yang hanya berprofesi sebagai tukang ojek pengkolan membuatnya tidak bisa mengharapkan nafkah lebih dari sang suami. Sifat tempramen Herman suaminya yang tidak segan-segan akan menyakiti fisik Janah jika Janah mengeluh soal nafkah padanya, belum lagi sifat buruk lainnya seperti suka main judi dan main perempuan, membuat Janah harus extra sabar menghadapi kehidupan rumah tangganya dengan Herman. Walaupun Janah tinggal dekat dengan Orang tua Suaminya, tidak lantas membuat Janah bisa menggantungkan hidup pada Mereka. Ibu mertuanya yang super cerewet dan juga Ayah mertuanya yang suka jelalatan memandang Janah dengan penuh nafsu, jika Janah main ke rumah mereka walau hanya sekedar ingin menjenguk saja, membuatnya segan dan malas walaupun terkadang Ia sangat membutuhkan bantuan untuk sekedar meminjam uang untuk membeli beras.