Funny Aging Quotes Novels & Stories

She giggled, "talagang ayaw mong papigil." "I just miss you. Hindi mo ako inimikan kagabi saka maghapon. That turned me so old." She giggled again, "So, kapag pala iniwan kita, magiging senior ka kaagad," aniy rito kat napalabi naman ito. "Probably. Kapag ng kinukulang ako sa lab, tumatanda rin ako. Kindly check, baby. Do I have a new wrinkle here?" Itinuro nito ang noo kaya naman agad niyang tiningnan.

Because all of us wants to be happy but for many of us the true happiness is difficult to haunt. But I am here watching the sky to get dark. I just find myself happy with the simple things. I learned that to enjoy every minute of my life. Hindi na natin mai-babalik ang dating kagawain ngunit mapapa-unlad pa natin ang ating kakayahan. "Happy birthday to me." Ngumiti ako habang nakatingala sa kalangitan. We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. Another birthday means your life journey is incomplete but being old is a privilege.

Mukhang hindi exact ang salitang weird sa akto niya ngayon. “Hayop ka, anong ‘I’m not getting any younger’ eh first year pa nga lang tayo. Makapagsalita ka naman parang middle aged woman ka na.” “Ay ganoon ba? Pwede bang pakimove-forward ‘yong time na 25 years old na ako?” she asked like she was so serious, binatukan ko na siya this time dahil kung ano-ano na lang ang naiisip niya.

Someone who is matured enough to handle them. "Dijoon is in his 30's," makabuluhang sabi niya at nagkunwari na tinitingnan ang kisame para hindi siya nito titigan nang nakakamatay. "Sayne... I said 40's not 30's," naiinis na sabi nito. "Sinasabi ko lang," pang-iinis niya pa rin na sagot. "Hey! Hey! I heard 'yong prof na papalit kay Dr. Quack is really a competent one. Very competent to be exact," saad ng isang resident habang nagbro-browse ito at mukhang may binabasang article.

Bumuntong hininga ulit siya dahil sa aking sinabi at hindi ko na naiwasan pa na humagikgik dahil doon. Ngunot-noo na tumingin naman siya sa akin dahil sa aking paghagikgik. "Why are you laughing at me?" she asked and pouted. I cleared my throat and stop giggling. "I'm not. Ang cute mo lang kasi mas iniisip mo pa kami kaysa sa sarili mo," wika ko, "pero gaya nga ng sabi ko, 'pag problema ng matanda ay hindi na kasama roon ang bata, okay?"

biro ni Marcus sa ama nang makaupo ito sa may kabisera ng mesa. His eyes sparkled with playful mischief, knowing how his father usually waved off any talk about aging. He expected Mario to scoff or shake his head in amusement, but instead, his father simply chuckled, as if embracing the milestone with ease. Marcus couldn't help but admire that—his father’s ability to take things in stride, to accept the passing of time without fear or regret. He wondered if he would ever be the same, if he would one day reach sixty with the same sense of quiet dignity.

He forced down his raging jealousy and said in an eerie, calm voice, "And then? Ano'ng sumunod na nangyari sa kwento mo?" Sinubukan ni Zoey na gawing mas lighthearted, masayahin, at humorous ang tono ng kaniyang boses upang mapasaya ang lalaki. "There are many elderly people in nursing homes na piniling hindi mag asawa o walang naging anak. Actually, naisip ko lang, living there in your old age isn't bad at all. Pwede kang maglakbay sa buong mundo, at kapag napagod ka, may babalikan kang tahimik na lugar kung saan pwede mong makasama ang mga kaibigan mo."

Ilang taon na kaya 'to. "May I ask?" I said, looking at him straightly. "Yes, of course. You may ask at kanina pa tayo nag-uusap." Sabi n'ya na ikinatawa naming dalawa. Well, it sounds a bit informal for a not-too-close friend to ask about his age. I ask him, "How old are you, na pala?" But he just smiled and replied, "Age is just a number, isn't it?" His response left me a bit puzzled, but I couldn't help but smile at his playful evasion.

While saying the words that left us dumbfounded. "I'm 2--- 223 years old..." What....the fuck...did she just...said?

"Ano namang connect ni Jollibee sa sinabi mo? Baklang 'to..." Napairap ang lalaki, saka dumikit sa akin. "Bee kasi 'yun, hindi be. Ang hirap talagang mag-joke kapag may matanda lang kasama, 'no? Ang tagal maka-gets," pagpaparinig nito. "Ay, ganun? Sinasabi mo bang matanda na ako? Oo, lampas na ang edad ko sa kalendaryo, pero hindi ibig sabihin nun na matanda na ako!"