Funny Alcohol Quotes Novels & Stories

Nakapagluto na rin siya at nagulat pa akong may ilang beer din siyang inihanda. "Bitch, I'm not going to drink alcohol starting today. Sa mga malls na lang kita masasamahan, pag mag s-shopping." I said in a bored tone. "W-What?! Bakit? Are you kidding me?!" "I will be having a child soon, at bawal sa akin ang alak." Naibuga nuya ang iniinom na tubig sa sinabi ko. Napangiwi naman ako sa pandidiri. "Ew!" "Ugh! Stop with your disgusted look! Ginugulat mo ako! You have a guts to crack jokes on me now, huh?" halatang hindi pa rin makapaniwalang singhal niya na kinailing ko habang umuupo sa harap ng mesa.

Napaayos ako ng upo at dinampot ang basong may laman na na wine. "Cheers for QuadroQueens!" ani 'ma Hazel. "Cheers for SKA queens!" dagdag ni Donita. "Cheers!" sabay-sabay naming saad. Marahan lang ang pagsimsim na ginawa ko dahil ayaw kong malasing agad. Kapag nagiging excited kasi akong uminom ay mabilis akong malasing eh.

Ahh. I looked at him. "Do you want to drink?" He quickly shook his head. "We can't drink outside... We both have low tolerance to alcohol." Ahh... Should I say that I always let myseld drink to death when I'm with my friends? He suddenly looked soft while staring at the glass. "Additionally, I can't be drunk..." Then he looked at me. "Or else I will become a bad person." A bad person, huh? I laughed. "Its okay, I will be responsible if you ever create some mess."

Humarap ako sa kaniya. "Hmm. Sobra." Humagikhik ito dahil nasa ilalim pa rin ng espirito ng alcohol. "Feeling ko, hindi ako makakatayo bukas nito." Natawa rin ako. "You think so?" "Yeah, I think so. Pinagod mo 'ko, Attorney Nicholas." "I can't help it. Ang sarap mo." Humagikhik ito at pinanggigilang pisilin ang ilong ko. "You too. Totoo pala ang sinabi mo, kahit may edad ka na, panalo. Masarap ka pa rin."

I'm not saying that being drunk is good, but I guess, it is in these moments that you could just smile to yourself and think that, life is good. *** ♕︎

Even if he noticed something, it won’t be too embarrassing. Ngumiti siya nang magiliw. “Okay naman ako. Medyo bitin lang sa tulog.” Ngunit sa halip na tumigil, bigla pa nitong binanggit ang ayaw niyang alalahanin. “Alam mo bang allergic ka sa alcohol?” aniya, parang nanunukso. “Kung alam mo, bakit ka pa uminom kagabi? You’re really brave! Oh, and do you remember last night, when you were in the bathroom…”

tanong ng kaibigan ko sa kanila at sabay pang sumagot ang dalawang anak ko. "Oo, ate Willow kapag may okasyon lang sa bahay namin o sa bahay nina tita Rica doon lang kami umiinom." sabay pa nilang sagot natawa naman ang dalawang kasama hindi naman ako nagulat hindi lang alcoholic talaga. "Mabuti naman para hindi kayo ma-bored hindi naman kayo mga bata para hindi uminom huwag lang addicted sa alcoholic." sagot ng kaibigan ko.

sagot niya ng seryoso habang diretso ang tingin sa kawalan. "Oh, it's a big, big no, Miss Villamor," protesta ko, pero... **** "Bottles up!" sigaw ni Alex at nakikita kung natamaan na siya sa alak na iniinom namin, konti lang ang percentage ng alak pero ang alcoholic volume ni Alex ay mukha yatang hindi nito kakayanin pa ang ilan pang bote na nasa harapan namin ngayon. "Alex, sigurado ka bang uubusin mo 'to? I think lasing ka na... C'mon, I'll get you home," sagot ko, pero tumatawa-tawa siya at mukhang inaantok na ang mga mata niya.

pabulong kong sinabi, nahalo na sa classical music doon. Nilapag niya ang baso at nagpunas sa bibig. "Wala ba tayong ibang topic? We will eat good food, we should stay away from the curses." "You started it with your insult." "l just want you sober for tonight." "l will be sober with a glass of wine. It will take more than that to get me drunk." He laughed mockingly. "And you're proud of that? Puwede mo ba talagang ipagmayabang ang alcohol tolerance mo? You think I will be impressed?"

If I have a chance, I will definitely crash him with my car. "No liquor is allowed at this party..." "Only beer! Hahaha!" Dim quickly changed the topic and the others responded with their own jokes. They took a case of beer hidden behind the sofa and immediately poured it into the glasses. Everyone then started drinking. Alcohol is no joke for us because my friends and I can be drunk so easily, just like now. After a few glasses, Yvonne looked sick and tired. Kath looks worse, don't ask me anymore. She is always the first to pass out.