Kinain Ang Atm Card

Nasa palengke ako ng may matandang babae na hindi ko kilala ang humawak sa kamay ko ng mahigpit. Agad ko na pinrotektahan ang baby bump ko, pero sinabi niya, “May naglagay ng swap spell sa iyo. Malapit na ilipat ang patay na bata sa katawan mo.” Sa tingin ko sinungaling siya, pero sinabi niya, “Bilisan mo at subukan pasukahin ang sarili mo. Dapat mo subukan isuka ang isdang kinain mo hanggang sa kaya mo.”

Dikira hamil di luar nikah, Bunga pun diusir dari kampung halaman. Sayangnya, dia tak bisa menunjukkan bukti pernah menikah karena dokumen-dokumen tersebut berada di tangan Yusuf, sang mantan suami. Tanpa sadar, enam tahun berlalu, Bunga mendadak bertemu lagi dengan Yusuf. Tapi, pria itu seolah tak mengenalnya dan telah memiliki istri lagi. Sebenarnya apa yang terjadi? Dan mengapa saat Bunga menggunakan kartu ATM yang pernah Yusuf berikan, pria itu mendadak kembali mencarinya?!

"Spread your legs, little omega slut," he said to me. "I am sorry, there are rules here, sir. We do not sleep with customers here." "Who made those rules?" he asked, whirling the wine in his glass. "The owner of this place," I replied, irritated by all the unnecessary questions. "Who is the owner of this place?" "Mr. Killian Cabello." I replied tersely. This man was arrogant and wanted to defile the rules to show me he could do whatever he wanted. He took out a card from his pocket and handed it to me. "I usually do not give out my card to the likes of you but look at it." I looked at the card and saw his name written boldly on it. He was the owner of this place. He made those rules and is willing to break them now? My eyes widened at the realization. I looked at him. "You are Killian Cabello?" He smirked devilishly. "Now, spread your legs, Omega."

How much did my wife love me? To marry me, she proposed ninety-nine times. I was not moved until the hundredth. On our wedding day, I gave her ninety-nine make-up cards. We agreed that as long as all of them were not used up, I would stay with her. Five years into our marriage, she used one card every time she went out to be with her crush. When she reached the ninety-seventh card, she suddenly noticed that I had changed. I no longer begged for her to stay. When she lost control because of her adorable secretary, I asked her, “If you don't come back tonight, can I use a make-up card?” She paused for a moment and then softened, which was rare for her. “Okay.” I nodded and let her leave. She thought she still had many make-up cards. She didn't realize this was his last chance.

As the mafia boss of Ciudad Reál, Caspian Magnus Castillo has no time for any unnecessary things a man in his age would do. He only cares for power, money and safety of his city. Being the biggest rival of the Castillo Clan, Hunter Cody Lazus uses his remaining card to overthrow them- seduce the virgin mafia boss. Fiorella Evianna Quinn, his half sister, was tasked to make Caspian fall for her. But little did Hunter know, his remaining card will be his biggest downfall.

Amelia, a rich brat from Manila, who was sent to the country side to live with her Aunt as a punishment. She hates the place. It bore her. Then she met Hendrix, a college guy taking up civil engineering. Guwapo, matalino pero mahirap lang ang lalake kaya hindi ito gusto ni Amelia. "Guwapo sana pero poor lang siya. Hindi ko siya type." Pero ang lahat ng sinabi niya ay kinain din niya kalaunan. One day, she found herself admiring this handsome, broke, college guy. Oh no! She can't like him! Ayaw niya sa lalakeng butas-butas ang brief!

Olivia is a 23-year-old lady, she's extremely beautiful and crazy, she works as a cleaner at a famous hotel and ended up getting fired a day to her pay day. She felt depressed for being treated unfairly and drank alcohol like she'll never see the next day. What happens when she woke up to find herself on an unknown bed? How will she react if the unknown person turns out to be someone that was out of her league? This unknown man throws her a card, a card to work as his secretary. Will Olivia grab something that was out of her reach?

Ferdinand Sinaga adalah seorang pemuda dengan gengsi dan kesombongan yang tinggi. Padahal, dirinya yang hanya seorang miskin dan pengangguran. Dengan tampang dan kemampuan bersilat lidah, dia mampu menaklukan hati empat gadis dari keluarga konglomerat. Demikian, ia mempunyai 'Atm berjalan' yang bisa ia manfaatkan. Namun, Ferdi--sang playboy--mendapatkan masalah besar ketika para pacarnya mulai mengetahui kalau Ferdi tidak hanya mempunyai satu orang pacar saja. Hidupnya terancam dalam penderitaan! Bagaimana kisah Ferdi? Benarkah dia tidak mencintai seorang pun dari empat pacarnya?

Istri: “Yoga, keluar dari rumah ini! Sudah lima tahun, kamu menggantungkan hidupmu padaku. Kamu nggak menghasilkan uang sepeser pun. Bahkan, uang saku sekalipun, kamu juga memintanya dariku. Kamu nggak layak jadi suamiku!”Yoga: “Kartu ATM ini berisi uang 20 triliun. Ambillah dan belikan apa saja yang kamu mau.”Istri: “Dua puluh triliun? Dari mana kamu dapat uang sebanyak itu?”Yoga: “Aku menggunakan uang saku yang kamu berikan padaku untuk bermain saham dan menghasilkan uang.”Istri: “Ternyata kamu Dewa Saham yang legendaris itu!”

My husband's first love posted a video on her social media. In the video, the two of them were passing a playing card with their lips. When the card fell, their lips met in a kiss. They didn't stop—lost in the moment, they kissed passionately for an entire minute. Her caption read: [Still the same clumsy piggy! PS: Steve's skills are as good as ever!] I quietly liked the post and left a comment: [Congrats.] The next second, my husband called, yelling at me furiously, "No other woman is as dramatic as you! I was just playing a game with Lanie. Why are you acting crazy again?" It was then that I realized seven years of love meant nothing. It was time for me to leave.